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ManiacMagLee

@maniacmaglee.bsky.social
178 followers 400 following 339 posts

I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I think I just saw a guy at Home Depot impulse buy the King of the Hill branded WD40 they had on the endcap. That’s marketing baby
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
8 yard sack was an improvement from the interception I expected #GoBrowns
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Spencer German @spencito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Browns get a flag on three consecutive plays and in all 3 phases. - Illegal formation for offense - Facemask on the Buccaneers punt return - Encroachment on defense
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Darnold’s butt is recovering at an alarming pace frankly.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 20/09/2026
I can evaluate it now. It sucks.
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Spencer German @spencito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's the second delay of game penalty for Cleveland today. In a building that only holds 42,000 fans at the moment.
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Browns kicking here is so funny
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe one day Ryan Day won’t be the guy I know he is, but today was not that day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How is it that this matchup is happening at 1 am?
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very funny ending to a very funny game
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow, how did they know I was going to throw this bottle into the ocean when I am done with it?
Windex Bottle with “Bottle made of 100% ocean bound plastic” label
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
why does the Cleveland Browns' new stadium legit look like a prison lmao
Cleveland Browns stadium, Huntington Bank Field, very angular and black, like a high-tech prison
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
[guy invents random word generator] Anthony Kiedis: hell yeah
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Uber driver tonight was adamantly against the data centers going up in the town we’re in and was listening to AI music and telling us about how good it was. Land of contrasts.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
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Joe @mjosephlc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alright, let's get Dennis Schröder the fuck up out of here
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tom bro dude on twitter sending a picture of a basketball from shutterstock to the address @lerbonjanes with the caption “do you like what u see?”
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What a graphic. @cnn.com $NVDA $TSLA $AEO
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*turning to my s/o* Change of plans, I have to post all day
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Absolute Chimneys by Kane there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes theonion.com/study-97-of-average-am…
Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just gotta get it to within 10 here
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh my
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wonderwall playing right now is so funny lol
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FIFA’s official statement:
Monty Python and the Holy Grain screengrab:
We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026
Therapist: The Hat Man isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. He’s a hallucination from too much Benadryl, and we need to talk about your substance abuse problems. The Hat Man:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Lord willing
static.klipy.com
Caddyshack Bishop Priest Lightning Strike
Alt: Caddyshack Bishop Priest Lightning Strike
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/07/2026
to sum up
Universe brain meme

it's weird that Sandler officiated

Sandler is actually an underrated dramatic actor

Taylor knows it's weird and is doing it as a bit

The only film Kelce has ever seen is Mr. Deeds
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/06/2026
my doctor asked me, the father of a toddler, if I ever "felt fatigued"
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 26/06/2026
it's in-flight starlink, michael, what could it cost? $50 an hour?
a tweet from jason calacanis polling people what they'd pay for starlink per hour on a flight. his lowest option is $50
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Stating the obvious, but seems bad that it’s a joke to the VP that Watergate used to be serious
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Workshopping a new theory of modern life called The $600 where every couple of months some faceless god determines that you get hit with a bill for $600 for something (your car, your pet, taxes, healthcare). Nothing in my adult life has been more true than this.
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m not sure I’ve struck a ball that cleanly out of the fairway before, and Clark just did it out of high grass and sand lol
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
TRUMP: the strait is now open and we totally won the war THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF: jesus christ dude
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks just pulled off the unimaginable: making New York momentarily less annoying
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Who’s happier: 1) Knicks fans 2) Adam Silver that they don’t have to decide if they should suspend Wemby
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ManiacMagLee @maniacmaglee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I haven’t watched much Spurs this year, but the way the ends of these games have gone have to make you ask questions about the head coach
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(before the invention of tongs) hot hot hot hot hothothot
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