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ErniePurcell

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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine thinking Bijan and Gibbs weren’t worth paying Courtland Sutton money because that’s what the data said
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinda convinced the Eagles missing the playoffs would be best for us in the long run. I realize how doomer that sounds at 2-1 but it’s difficult to see how they overcome DeVonta missing time, and the fact that it’s difficult to envision that also speaks to bigger picture issues.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NFL player who just tore something in his knee but got back up to his feet to evaluate and try to convince themselves they’re actually okay
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a really productive morning at work because I need the distraction from that shit ass eagles performance
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when they had 4th and 1 and a half from mid field and punted lol
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe the DC should spend more time studying tape of football and less studying Anthony Faucis Wikipedia
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mukuba stinks lemon stinks Sirianni stinks and howies management of the tight end position stinks
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Zach Ertz coming back this week to help the Eagles beat a NFC North team led by Case Keenum
Tony Schaloub smirking like crazy
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Incredible that we shipped out a washed James Harden and tanked for one year and got VJ Edgecombe, Jaylen Brown, LeBron James and now likely a top 7 pick in 2029.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/08/2026
Tip - they make everything up. It's helpful if you just start with the view they're all lying bigots who lie all the time and go from there.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The same story repeats itself everywhere in the culture: dumb rich guys who don't know what anything is or does, who are too lazy/smug to learn and ideologically committed to the idea that everything they don't control is Woke Bullshit, wrecking stuff on principle. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...
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How U.S.-Canada Tariff Negotiations Turned Into an All-Out Trade War
Detailed accounts of the final hours of the negotiations show that, while the United States offered Canada what it said was the best deal of any country, what Canada had to give up in exchange was see...
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Getting ready to watch 2026 Auburn football baby
Chas Nimrods player profile
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A year and a half ago this guy was the future face of the league, on the NFLs biggest underdog success story, for a team owned by Josh Harris. Then Saquon housed the first carry on the NFCCG and it foreshadowed the next 20 months for them.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watching the new Pablo Torre Finds out and thinking of how we’d have circumvented the cap if we were signing someone. Kawhi Leonard getting paid $18 mil to become a brand ambassador for Gary Barbera.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
New Pablo Torre finds out led to me discovering Kentavious Caldwell Pope has twice as many IG followers as Kawhi
Kawhi Leonard has 540k followers Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has 1.2 m followers
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tom bro dude on twitter sending a picture of a basketball from shutterstock to the address @lerbonjanes with the caption “do you like what u see?”
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane
BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it's the biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and you almost never hear about it (because it threatens to bankrupt many of the fossil fuel interests who currently run our society)
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Imagining the Eagles adopting a strategy that cowardly in a game of those stakes, and in a situation where they only play every four years and visualizing my blood pressure going up like that carnival game where you hit the metal plate with a hammer and it dings a bell.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So funny that they subbed Dan Burn in just to give up a header their CB couldn’t reach
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Turns out you shouldn’t try to run out the clock starting midway through the third quarter. Who’d have thought?
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gotta start throwing beers onto the field
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can’t get enough of the English player who played like 8 minutes this tournament, snapped his arm in half and got a yellow in a game he didn’t see the field for, and then is putting the full kit on with the cast.
Jordan Henderson in a full kit, and backup penny, with a full cast on
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Minutes per goal over the course of their career in the World Cup knockout stage: Cristiano Ronaldo: 741 Mikel Merino: 31
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are on the verge of revolutions in solar energy and in mRNA medical research, but the USA won't participate in them because our leaders are retrograde morons who would rather see people burn and die than change.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Whiplash sequel is gonna go hard
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No World Cup games today
Ben affleck staring longingly at the ocean
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT is a disgrace
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/07/2026
normally cameramen at the world cup are looking for babes, except when england is playing. now their job is looking for true brexit geezers
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is gonna result in some crimes
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The game is gone
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ronaldo v Modric and Perisic
The unction
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Meek Mill's Impressive Front Flip
Alt: Meek Mill doing the most robotic front flip of all time
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The most “it’s so over, we’re so back” franchise in recent sports history. Just title the documentary that if we ever win one in this era.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Celtics fans entered the off season hoping for a Giannis trade and got Paul George. God is good.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Classic World Cup extra time news dump
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We’ve found British John Kruk
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ideal game where both teams deserved to get to extra time and then the better team got it over the line.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This game has been a war. Already feel for whoever loses this on penalties.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Extremely just overtime
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Adam Steinbaugh @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
After federal agents shot Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, a New Yorker sent ICE's director an email in January comparing him to a Nazi. This week, DHS agents stalked him across New York. His home. A hotel. They gave his wife a letter warning of criminal prosecution. www.syracuse.com/news/2026/06...
Two DHS agents on a doorbell camera.“You are a monstrous human being and will go down in history as America’s Reinhard Heydrich, the butcher.

“The way you are protecting the obvious execution in Minnesota, even as we see the videos, will lead to your downfall. Even Trump will turn on you before the end, and you will be a sad, despised man who eats himself alive with shame at your own pathetic weakness.

“You will never know peace. You will seek to lose yourself, to escape the burden of knowing the truth about yourself. But wherever you go, you will find yourself. You will torment yourself until your last day on Earth.”
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Omg Austria
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ball don’t lie from Ecuador there
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not dunking on this post, but it makes me think of two years back when that track runner was saying nba champs aren’t as impressive as him because their league is domestic and this is the thing I will be an annoying American about: It’s actually fine to say Eagles 2025 world champs.
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reading his main reason for being done with the party fills me with joy. These old dipshits dying off knowing that the younger generations vehemently disavow their world views and there’s nothing they can do about it 🤗
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ErniePurcell @erniepurcell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Doing the move where you take a closeup pic of your armpit and say it’s an ass crack, and becoming a 5 star general
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