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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New coworkers: do you like working here? Average person:
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I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
ALT: I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
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Remap Radio @remapradio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the year of Capcom, between Resident Evil Requiem, Pragmata, and now, Onimusha: Way of the Sword. If you’re looking for the best combat this side of Sekiro, you will not go wrong with Capcom’s latest action game. youtu.be/_ozLR6jv3uc
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword Is Another Capcom Banger
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Kit 🌙🌙Were-Wren🐺🐺 @kitwrenaway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yet another example of sbnation not protecting its writers
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ICYMI, the Dobby grave story was completely fake. Like, just, totally not true in any way.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday at last…
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I remain gobsmacked that this is legal in any way
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Augie Salick @augiesalick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Big tech has got to be filled with just the stupidest motherfuckers alive
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you don't play nyt games for ethical reasons, I don't play them because they are not fully immersive open world power washing simulators. we are not the same
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The lengths people go to 1) pretend obvious bad actors have noble intentions and 2) pretend that doing/saying nothing will stop transphobia are at this point absurd.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am truly grateful for the opportunity to continue this exciting role as Middle Manager. This position is a reflection of the hard work, dedication, and support that will continue my journey indefinitely. And congrats to the other guy, I suppose.
- Shinra Electric Power Company -

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
I WILL CONTINUE TO BE
MIDDLE MANAGER
AT THE SHINRA ELECTRIC POWER COMPANY

"They rejected my promotion but that's okay, I'm just happy to be here. It's okay. Really."
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Christopher Nolan's next film will be shot on a specialized 400 pound camera that must be frozen solid at all times so it does not overheat and explode. The film can only be viewed through a 19th century kaleidoscope that is locked away in the Scottish Museum of Historical Doodads.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don’t really have anything to add to the discourse that isn’t already being said but a lot of people I thought were shitty have proven it and we should be keeping tabs on who is being shitty so we don’t listen to them in the future.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sure Microsoft may have fired thousands of people and gutted its games division but at least it had more money to pour into Copilot, the 4th most popular AI, a product nobody wants or likes except rich executives, that is constantly losing horrendous amounts of money
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
as much as I did not enjoy being a little league baseball umpire as one of my summer jobs during college, the feeling I got when I was afforded the opportunity to throw a toxic coach or parent out of a game?
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
Alt: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
thomas's concurrence in the trans sports case is a legally indefensible piece of writing by a vile, evil man. inked in hot bile. there are no words for my disgust
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it's wild that Mamdani can't even refer to the stadium by its name in a Bluesky post because of the scum bags that run FIFA (not that I feel bad for MetLife, but it never ceases to amaze me that so many people in positions of power tolerate FIFA's bull shit)
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“The Trojans despised Achilles, the MVP of the Archaeans, for he frequently delighted in mogging them”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/05/2026
Rest in peace Destiny 2, you were murdered by a cadre of dipshits
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
PA on Entourage: Grogu was originally cast as Johnny Drama but the producers fired him during the table read for showing up dusted to the eyeballs. He threw up all over Jeremy Piven's trailer. Luckily Kevin Dillon was already there, he was working craft services. The rest is history
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
did you guys see how a convicted child predator went to an anime convention in Singapore and he got the shit beat out of him by a Yuji Itadori cosplayer
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this screams “FIFA paid off city officials so that taxpayers can be left with the bill” (the only exception I have seen is maybe in New Jersey, which was using surge pricing for fans attending the World Cup to offset the cost of disruptions to public transportation)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"elon is laser focused on just three things electric cars going to mars and posting as his mom"
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We’ve been a little too romantic about the idea that executives contribute actual value to a company’s success and that they should be highly compensated as a result
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
it’s way too early, but I’m just sitting here imagining what the reaction will look like on Twitter if Talarico somehow wins that Senate race in Texas
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Poll Tracker 📊 @polltracker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Texas Senate poll (University of Texas) 🔵 Talarico 40% 🔴 Cornyn 33% 🔵 Talarico 42% 🔴 Paxton 34% texaspolitics.utexas.edu/files/202604...
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Even if I have never been a huge fan of the decision to allow prop bets, I am more than willing to admit I got this one wrong Keep sports betting limited to casinos, or at minimum, so people can't do it via a mobile app
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@clarajeffery.bsky.social you all make a big deal out of it when you are the ones who were almost shot at, but when it is little kids being mowed down by an assault rifle at another school shooting, we need to make sure we hear from “both sides” of the gun debate, right? You are all pathetic
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not as shitty as the people attending Odds are the shooter would have hit someone who deserved it
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit
portable toilet support frame
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Joe Gagne @joegagne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A lot about the world is very heavy right now but if a college football podcast that got jettisoned by Vox during the pandemic for not having a marketable audience can raise this much money for refugees in Atlanta in two days then just think of all the stuff we can all do together
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 19/04/2026
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
bars
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🎶this is how legends are made🎶
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 17/04/2026
tremendous content here
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In competitive authoritarianism, leaders abuse state power to tilt the electoral playing field in their favor, manipulate the media environment and minimize opposition voices, maybe even steal close elections by lying about fraud. But they usually can't overcome a large majority voting against them.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:
Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 31/03/2026
Culture Crave sucks: aftermath.site/culture-crave-...
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Zirp looking like a lost decade where instead of building infrastructure with essentially free debt the US economy decided to fund a bunch of middleman companies and vaporware
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 18/03/2026
Metaverse DLSS 5 off / DLSS 5 on
The crappy leg less Zuckerberg cartoon avatar floating above crappy Eiffel Tower and some gray church looking thing Now he has crappy clipart legs with pink sneakers
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I cannot recommend Death Stranding 2 enough as it gets set to release on PC this week
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a terrible way to start my week I was really rooting for Elon Musk to become the Stockton Rush of attempts to colonize Mars
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