Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13hWant to learn about the history of our city? Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it. 10646181047
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 3hyou guys are worried ai will run our ability to be creative but dudes are still out here every day crafting bespoke hallucinations 4234
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 6h 262122450
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cope.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 4hyoutu.be/YjV8r8yfEC0youtu.beElon Musk accepts Jesus as his Saviour - Interview Babylon BeeYouTube video by Jacob Wick - Du bist genial! 76312
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopSaz 🔜 BLFC @sazemek.com · 7h"And then... while she was laying on the pillow... the monster got her TUMMY!!" *PFFTFFTFFFT* - me, telling spooky stories to my cat 1242
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 5hWow Halloween at Fenway looks so cool. Hope the Red Sox fans enjoy. 000
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6hMe: hmm I wonder if this new mic i got sounds good. *records audio sample* Me: *plays back* *brrrrr my air filter kicks on* *quiet* *BRRRR MY AC KICKS ON* *quiet* *MEYOW MEYOW MEYOW* *other cat jumps on desk* *BRRRRR AC KICKS ON AGAIN* Me: ...whatever, it's probably fine 000
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 8hToday's estate sale find is this 75 year brass calendar. I can still use it for a while 37107898
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7hBaseball practice went well. The kids kept whining about “batting practice” and “shagging fly balls” but we stuck to the important stuff: poring over spreadsheets detailing the latest baseball analytics trends. 1117811
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 15hthinking about this again and smiling 244144932
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 7hnot too far from bussy-chardonney! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bussy-C... 423923
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 7hwe've located bussy 271296256
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13hThe Tim Heidecker Podcast debuts on @realinfowars.bsky.social tonight.youtube.comThe Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean CowanYouTube video by InfoWars 1727419
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop𝑾𝒓𝒆𝒚 🇵🇷 🏳️🌈✍️🤖🚀 @wreybies.bsky.social · 8hI love how it's completely bonkers, yet surprisingly accurate at the same time. 😜 Art by Huana Lv (on Instagram) 191120132
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopThe Onion @theonion.com · 7h“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEOtheonion.comDude Wipes Introduces New Flushable KhakisCHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i... 281019100
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 9hThere was like a three year period during early Surface stuff when Microsoft was doing cool stuff with hardware and then they said fuck that shit nevermind. 2336822
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopFatBack (Personal) ➡️ MFF @fatbackgainer.bsky.social · 8hpeople with anime PFPs compete with who can have the worst & most insane videogame takes its awesome 1141
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10hyour response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right” 4462181118
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop☆͏B͏e͏a͏r͏d͏y͏J͏i͏m͏☆͏ 🌈⃤ @beardyjim.com · 13hTHIS IS NOT A DRILL! System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster is currently free on the Epic Games Store! 🤯 I implore you to pick it up and play the shit out of it! Without it there'd be no Bioshock! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 😁 store.epicgames.com/p/system-sho... 34410
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopDavid at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 14hArkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID 1947753
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 9hI don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes 1444113352
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 9hOne of the downsides of being my friend is i may be stuck in traffic and sending you voice memos of me doing a ghoul voice and making terrible puns like The Cryptkeeper. 000
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopCaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 11hVery stacked DEFY card happening tonight. And I am sure the PAC tributes will probably continue. #IndieWrestling #DEFY #AEW 🤼 9286
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Coponion person @junlper.beer · 11hit’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals 472595453
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12hFinally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be 323020369
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 12hMan, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1474974755
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopCharlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 30/09/2026“if I, the hero, am ever in the highly unlikely situation in which I catch a man mid-rape, I will beat him up, because I love women” “cool! another thing you could do is stop giving your attention to millionaires and billionaires who routinely assault their partners” “FUCK YOU BITCH GO BIRDS” 3653
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopCharlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 30/09/2026yesterday I made a video telling all these Good Dudes™ making disgusted videos about the Cornell rapes and how they’d beat up rapists and disown their sons etc. could put their money where their mouths are and stop watching the NFL and you’d think I shot their children in front of them 1324230
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Coprax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12hshirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t... 12616121
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopPinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 12hThe midsummer Red Sox hot streak was annoying, but the funny thing is that it could turn out to be a blessing in disguise because it convinced them to double down on Tracy and (to a greater extent) Breslow, and now the knives are coming out in that clubhouse lol 3325
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 13hThat gif of Zohran and Ms. Rachel crying. bsky.app/profile/jcmc... 100
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026I think the one thing to keep in mind regarding the current talk about SEGA is that historically they're a company that doesn't need one specific person to fuck everything up. they fuck up holistically, as a company-wide ethos. everything good out of them is more or less in spite of that. 818840
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 13hDrive in is having a double feature of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm street Or Beetlejuice and the sequel or Beetlejuice and Nightmare Before Christmas and I am very tempted 000
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 16hAbsolute banger today from @aemccarthy.bsky.social on how Tabasco became the world's default hot sauce, and the consequences of that. Come for mysterious backstories, stay to argue about which hot sauce is actually the best. www.weareravenous.com/how-tabasco-...weareravenous.comHow Tabasco Accidentally On Purpose Became the World's Hot SauceThe hot sauce made in Louisiana can now be found all over the globe. How it got there is complicated. 010021
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  181726238
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 01/10/2026they fear the basilisk because it represents something above existing power structures that could hold them accountable and punish them for their behavior 3829
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopMJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 17hIt's October my dudes 0285
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopSean @stholeary.bsky.social · 15hMy Lock of the Week, sponsored by DraftKings, is Texas State.espn.comSan Diego State football team dealing with mumps outbreakSan Diego State's football team is dealing with a mumps outbreak as it prepares for Saturday's Pac-12 opener against Texas State. 322
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233848751
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 14hUrban blue voters need to understand that if farm workers could vote, rural farming areas would turn blue overnight. But they can’t. Stop punishing rural America just because only landlords control the vote. 218537
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 18hOne of my coworkers decorates for Halloween and heard me doing ghoul voices and asked me to record some lines for her display. IT'S THE PART I WAS BORN TO PLAY, BABY! 110
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopRoger Bacon @rogerbaconslounge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When someone who makes gaming videos hits their 30's and now their youtube videos have titles likes "Games Aren't FUN Anymore" "Why You Don't LIKE Games Now" "Gaming As An Adult Is HARD" Sounds an awful lot like projecting your personal issues onto your audience. 2827430
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Copcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19hthey say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list 252184288
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 20hAnd a good New York Yankees morning once again to everyone, especially the losers and haters.static.klipy.comYankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS GameALT: Yankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS Game 010
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CBS Sports at least has Sonny Grey taking the L. Perfection after all his bitching and whining about his time with the Yankees. 000
Reposted by Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall CopEZE @eze7885.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mox's post show speech #AEWDynamite. I was surprised Tony never came out. 8416155
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me walking into an office full of red sox fans in my yankees hat tomorrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceyh...youtube.comShawn Michaels’ WrestleMania 25 entranceYouTube video by WWE 000
Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck the Red Sox, da Yankees win.static.klipy.comYankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS GameALT: Yankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS Game 100