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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 9h
Seems like it could be a cool game otherwise! The art, music, and voice acting were all very good in the hour I spent playing it last night, but it is discouraging that these problems (which were also present in the demo) were not addressed for the full release
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 9h
Rumor is it will cease to exist if you turn off vsync or change the refresh rate (this is a subtweet about problems with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse and how the game no longer starts up on PC if you change any of the default video and graphics settings)
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it doesn’t have to be sports obvi, but finding things that you enjoy and make you happy (despite of the state of things) is a form of resistance
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Celestials would have served as a new “cosmic threat” after Thanos, but the film sucked so they just acted like it never happened
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New coworkers: do you like working here? Average person:
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I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
ALT: I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well Dweller Pathogenic (think Sektori except you’re a pathogen mutating and infecting the human body) The Incident at Galley House Cairn Dead as Disco I saw others mention Replaced. It’s still good, but didn’t live up to its potential imo.
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Remap Radio @remapradio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the year of Capcom, between Resident Evil Requiem, Pragmata, and now, Onimusha: Way of the Sword. If you’re looking for the best combat this side of Sekiro, you will not go wrong with Capcom’s latest action game. youtu.be/_ozLR6jv3uc
youtu.be
Onimusha: Way of the Sword Is Another Capcom Banger
by Remap on YouTube
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lemme guess. Mr Stud, XCV/19 series?
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So they will not change this, but they’ll remove the artificial intelligence tag that people had applied to 1666: Amsterdam?
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"will you track it in a spreadsheet?" send skeet (sorry, Ben)
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ben Onion was engaging in discourse about a pro-AI post yd and said it only benefits "spreadsheet people", more discourse about the term "spreadsheet people" ensued
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's go to be so funny watching them crash out when it is torn down
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Kit 🌙🌙Were-Wren🐺🐺 @kitwrenaway.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yet another example of sbnation not protecting its writers
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ok but Kevin Nash has been out of pro wrestling for a while
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ICYMI, the Dobby grave story was completely fake. Like, just, totally not true in any way.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Get fucked you bigots
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday at last…
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He is learning the hard way about those TSD's (Trump Shitting Diseases)
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
fwiw I don’t think I’ll be using that one when I put in my notice next week
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Fuck you bitches I’m out”
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It will never receive a proper revival, but…
Cover art for Parasite Eve
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I remain gobsmacked that this is legal in any way
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Augie Salick @augiesalick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Big tech has got to be filled with just the stupidest motherfuckers alive
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you don't play nyt games for ethical reasons, I don't play them because they are not fully immersive open world power washing simulators. we are not the same
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The lengths people go to 1) pretend obvious bad actors have noble intentions and 2) pretend that doing/saying nothing will stop transphobia are at this point absurd.
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am truly grateful for the opportunity to continue this exciting role as Middle Manager. This position is a reflection of the hard work, dedication, and support that will continue my journey indefinitely. And congrats to the other guy, I suppose.
- Shinra Electric Power Company -

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
I WILL CONTINUE TO BE
MIDDLE MANAGER
AT THE SHINRA ELECTRIC POWER COMPANY

"They rejected my promotion but that's okay, I'm just happy to be here. It's okay. Really."
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
JK Rowling: by making them pull down their pants so an adult can look at their genitals
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“We pushed wages below subsistence level, but they didn’t burn down all the data centers and have us hanged, drawn, and quartered” is a very optimistic outlook
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Christopher Nolan's next film will be shot on a specialized 400 pound camera that must be frozen solid at all times so it does not overheat and explode. The film can only be viewed through a 19th century kaleidoscope that is locked away in the Scottish Museum of Historical Doodads.
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s just like they time they used Barney to try to make dinosaurs woke
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You’ll never look at the children’s show “Bluey” the same once you realize Bluey’s fur is blue because the show is a celebration of testing human beauty products on animals To celebrate Bluey is to support this barbarism
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
don’t forget the exorcisms
google’s top recommended result for earling Iowa:

earling Iowa exorcism
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don’t really have anything to add to the discourse that isn’t already being said but a lot of people I thought were shitty have proven it and we should be keeping tabs on who is being shitty so we don’t listen to them in the future.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At the risk of someone mistaking this reply for interest in or a positive view of crypto: that's the exchange rate of the underlying crypto currency fwiw
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sure Microsoft may have fired thousands of people and gutted its games division but at least it had more money to pour into Copilot, the 4th most popular AI, a product nobody wants or likes except rich executives, that is constantly losing horrendous amounts of money
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
as much as I did not enjoy being a little league baseball umpire as one of my summer jobs during college, the feeling I got when I was afforded the opportunity to throw a toxic coach or parent out of a game?
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
Alt: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
thomas's concurrence in the trans sports case is a legally indefensible piece of writing by a vile, evil man. inked in hot bile. there are no words for my disgust
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
their coach looks like Dutch Brian Kelly choking would very much be on brand
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it's wild that Mamdani can't even refer to the stadium by its name in a Bluesky post because of the scum bags that run FIFA (not that I feel bad for MetLife, but it never ceases to amaze me that so many people in positions of power tolerate FIFA's bull shit)
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“The Trojans despised Achilles, the MVP of the Archaeans, for he frequently delighted in mogging them”
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My favorite thing is the look of disgust on the face of the guy in the blue vest in the back right of the picture
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/05/2026
Rest in peace Destiny 2, you were murdered by a cadre of dipshits
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
PA on Entourage: Grogu was originally cast as Johnny Drama but the producers fired him during the table read for showing up dusted to the eyeballs. He threw up all over Jeremy Piven's trailer. Luckily Kevin Dillon was already there, he was working craft services. The rest is history
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
did you guys see how a convicted child predator went to an anime convention in Singapore and he got the shit beat out of him by a Yuji Itadori cosplayer
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MJ @majimaseyepatch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It should be a lesson to other blue states: Be ready to impeach members of your state Supreme Court if they want to disregard the will of voters
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