Reposted by Andy BonarAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl. 1132169477
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 19hin our day, right, if you wanted to go to Glastonbury, you just turned up, you paid a guy called Magic Sean a fiver and he gave you some mushrooms that teleported you over the fence. You just don't get that kind of experience nowadays 040
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lots of people getting annoyed about a shite Bayeux tapestry mock-up. Do you think the Tories will react to any reasonable criticism of it with anything beyond, "Oh, it's just a JOKE! Calm down"? It's the Tories. It's a heap of shit. Don't engage. 🤷 031
Reposted by Andy BonarThe Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 03/10/2026Imagine if Suella Braverman tried telling Phil Lynott he wasn’t really Irish. 224850
Reposted by Andy BonarDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121624335
Reposted by Andy Bonarlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026lmao this story is so fucking funny 641392
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026has anybody seen wee paul hutcheon? his mammy is worried 010
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Been listening to a lot of pre-disco era Bee Gees and I still have a hard time getting round Robin Gibb's voice. The music's fucking great, though 010
Reposted by Andy BonarRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156164565549
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's that you say? Management of high-profile football club involved in extremely dodgy financial shenanigans and accusations of being cheating wee bastards? Aye, very good, lads. That's so original. [STARES IN GLASGOW] 010
Reposted by Andy BonarSpookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026UK liberal pundits now: "These policies are amazing, I love them so much. Burnham understands what absolutely has to be done." UK lib pundits in 2029: "If you think these policies are good you are a mentally ill, low intelligence child. Things are *very* different from 2026 if you hadn't noticed." 24716
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026DO GEESE SEE GOD - new album out now on Constellation Records 000
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The renaming of "artificial intelligence" to "super intelligence" reminds me of Billy Connolly's recounting of how they used to do "stupid Highlander" jokes, like the one where the Highland policeman found a drunk guy in Sauchiehall St but dragged him into Hope St cos he couldn't spell "Sauchiehall" 121
Reposted by Andy BonarM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did Andy Burnham have any words of comfort for the UK’s 10m Black and Asian people who have witnessed the government tacitly nod along to pogroms or the LGBTQ community where trans people face toilet segregation and Section 28 the sequel in schools and cis LGB folk are facing erosion of our rights? 416542
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Trump renames WH toilets as 'Big Dennis the Doo-Doo Master'; all staff henceforth to adopt protocol of going to "speak to Big Dennis" whenever necessary 010
Reposted by Andy BonarNeil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So I just asked Donald Trump’s AI a question… 2122
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Massive props to whoever it was at the BBC who decided to place a big graphic of Andy Burnham between Clive Myrie and the correspondent he was talking to, such that it looked like he was in the room with them wearing an expression like the proverbial bulldog licking piss off a nettle. 110
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BREAKING: Elderly criminal throws excrement at wall, points. Grown men applaud. 020
Reposted by Andy BonarDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If any fucker ever says “SI” to me I’m going to insist they are talking about Sports Illustrated. 6036336
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have to say, I don't believe in astrology but Brett always did give me Libra vibes. Takes one to know one and whatnot. 000
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026RFK not beating the "Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse" rumours 000
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have caught the cold that also fills your head with a constant stream of feverish nonsense thoughts and makes your forearms and hands feel that they're giant sized. Either that or I've been spiked 010
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why did the Loyalist chicken cross the road? Because it refused to cross the alternative road six minutes away because it was ITS LEGAL RIGHT TO DO SO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN INFLAMING TENSIONS, HOW DARE YOU 150
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Feel like the "Why did the Loyalist chicken cross the road" joke needs updating, but perhaps now is not the moment 000
Reposted by Andy BonarDefend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 26/09/2026BREAKING: Massive Attack’s Rob Del Naja arrested under the UK Terrorism Act outside Labour Party conference venue. The legendary musician was arrested after peacefully holding “I oppose genocide - I support Palestine Action” on a paper sign on the eve of Labour’s conference. 531589861
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"WHO REMEMBERS BEEPERS?" snarls Netanyahu, like Peter Kay if he were a blood-soaked genocidal maniac. 000
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These days, if you're English, you have to claim asylum in the Home Counties due to out of control immigration 000
Reposted by Andy Bonargav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026danny tommo has been killed and eaten by his cannibal cellmate at basingstoke police station 2268
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#MusicChallenge #BrownAlbums Long Fin Killie - 'Amelia' 070
Reposted by Andy Bonar👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name. 1838454
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tom Harris doesn't understand why, after 300 years of not having a say in whether Scotland should be part of the UK, "this generation" should be so bothered about it. Tom Harris is a fuckin' balloon. 110
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[Mainstream media, like clockwork] SCOTLAND - a shitehole full of junkies. It says so on this piece of paper. 141
Reposted by Andy BonarThem Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Category is Books just had its window smashed in AGAIN. Fuck every person on the fence. Fuck every Just Asking Questions. Fuck every Labour MP, MSP, councillor and member. 216959
Reposted by Andy BonarChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke pony girl Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keep on daunsinge, Down yn West Hollywoode' [WICKED LUTE SOLO] 🎶 315739
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump claiming that global warming was renamed climate change "because the planet was cooling, not warming". Jesus Christ, we are so fucked. 000
Reposted by Andy BonarAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That’s going to be awkward for anyone who handles classified information since SI is an access control. 4062360500
Reposted by Andy Bonar𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026two things about that ed sheeran competition which are absolutely mad. 1) they're allowing people to upload videos for public consumption with zero moderation 2) the closing date is october 7th this may go down as one of the biggest PR disasters of all time 1326156
Reposted by Andy BonarCharlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026as with the Manchester United Women Supporters Club, I imagine part of the appeal of the Muslim Supporters Club is that you would reduce your risk of running into Michael Deacon 48214
Reposted by Andy BonarJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026your da shouts at hotels and your mum lives in Piddington 638148
Andy Bonar @aquarama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have somehow only just seen the G. Galloway rant about "Yoookarrrainian rent boys". Why did no-one tell me of this 010
