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Madame du Vide

@madameduvide.bsky.social
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Mostly here to laugh at all your snark. I take no bullshit. Compost the ruling elite and let their bodies nourish our offspring.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg this whole time I thought they said to take the path of most resistance
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesssssss we dance youtu.be/ST7fjmdIEcw
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Y.A.M.S.
YouTube video by THOT SQUAD - Topic
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I worked so hard and so long today that I wept
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope that the White Sox and Phillies go to the World Series so we can determine whether Pope Leo or the Phanatic is the true messenger of God
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epithelial mechanics fan club @epimechfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can mathematics explain how biological patterns are formed? Alan Turing thought so. Join me, @benswedlund.bsky.social, as we explore his reaction-diffusion theory and how it transformed our understanding of pattern formation and self-organisation.
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stupid amount of petals incoming
Flower petals
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Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI devises Groucho Marx’s Guide to Dating
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 08/09/2026
why does everybody that gets really into ChatGPT or Claude or whatever immediately start talking like that one friend that went to Burning Man one time
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Working on a fun concept for a party. The black and white ones turned out cool.
White carnation black paint
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usagibrian @usagibrian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Bugs Bunny Dancing - The Bugs Bunny And Roadrunner Movie
Alt: Bugs Bunny as a genie casting a spell.
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let me show you my catlike reflexes *barfs on the carpet
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PDX y'all better be eating at Tito’s Taquitos.
Taquito with various toppings in hand
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gaze upon this selection of goods available in this restroom. Straight to the 90’s. Didn’t know they still made Salon Selectives.
Salon Salectives, Scope, and MaxiThins
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Where will I go now, as a dogpile fetishist?
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
all you people eating sliders need to know that they make them out of miniature cows do better
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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
have you cried today? there’s still time!
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s RAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Expanders for mouth
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Ian Paul Sieren @ianpaulsieren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#pdx #slaptags #streetart
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far the most impressive thing any billionaire ever created is an ex-wife
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone has got to help me remember… what show is the Tim Curry foot on face from??
Many forms of Tim Curry characters
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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Guys. Where are the posts reminding us not to speak ill of the dead? I'm not seeing them for some reason.
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When my Papa died, a freak lightning and hail storm came through so strong we almost couldn’t have the funeral. So fitting that Dolly will be a hurricane.
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is my personal favorite. My Papa actually did teach me how to fly a Junebug on a string, and every time I hear it I get misty-eyed. May she soar on those beautiful butterfly wings of hers. youtu.be/VG2kL4ojylk
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Dolly Parton - My Tennessee Mountain Home (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How am I going to tell my kiddo, who is Dolly Parton’s BIGGEST little fan, that she’s gone?? 😩
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
me: why does life have to be so difficult gray alien about to dissect me: bip other aliens in the Dissection Room: bip
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picked the last of our crazy big plum harvest, now time for them to get a bath
Two baskets of plums in a bath
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Disco ballsacks and Spider-Man punching nazis, this is one hell of a Bsky Saturday
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
chinese engineer with AI: what if we use this to apply fertilizer more efficiently american engineer with AI: what if we use this to generate a sexy woman to peddle dick pills on instagram
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/08/2026
I’d feel extremely safe on this flight because I already know they had to work twice as hard, be twice as good and make half as many mistakes just to get into those seats. Black women make up less than 1% of professional pilots. Yeah, I’d sleep good on this flight. ✈️
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Raking grass to pretend I’m giving a giant green fur monster a scritch scratch on the butt
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wowza that was loud, Portland
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
me after a year on the AI psychosis beat
Pi drill scene
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/08/2026
"The Data Lord has all the money, so now we just pay with blood instead. It’s even easier, if you think about it. No need to worry about 'savings' or 'inflation' or whatever it is your generation was so obsessed with. Now it’s all about platelet count." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Cute How Grandma Doesn’t Even Know How to Blood Tithe to the Data Lord
“You can’t pay for anything by card anymore. That stopped being a thing in the 2030s. The Data Lord doesn’t take AmEx. It’s half a pint now, or a full pint e...
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fucking hell, Nong’s hits it out of the park every single time. I am in Super Soup Heaven
Yellow paper bag for Nong’s Khao Man Gai
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What I’m REAL TIRED of, is people getting excited when a dem politician changes their stance. We need a clean slate.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When the mesh is so fine, but the grids don't align, that's a moiré.
Two overlaid grid patterns are slightly misaligned. The resulting pattern of different visual densities forms curved patterns which are very sensitive to small changes in alignment.
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Album Cover Janet Jackson “If”
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My hands are usually steady, but not today. My eyes dart back and forth. Two choices. Red or blue? Think damnit. I wipe the sweat from my brow. There's no more time. Have to pick one. I slowly pull the blue Slurpee tap, and the machine explodes, killing me instantly
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Caitlin Hackett Art @caitlinhackett.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Frog Prince & lilypad tattoo from last week!
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Eva Holland @evaholland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Astonishing video of a freight train's crew, stopped in the midst of a raging wildfire near Armstrong, Ontario, in order to let another oncoming train pass: www.instagram.com/reel/DaymbMr...
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Had a lovely time at Groundbreaker Brewery, made it home with a little Fête. Met the head brewer and it was so lovely.
Sign reads “Love your body, Drink good beer” with a cup of free tampons below
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💥 @dynamoe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So what have we learned from all this?
TOP TIP: NEXT TIME Don't Nominate a Rapist
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Everything he touches turns to shit. Should’ve guessed they’d lose.
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Madame du Vide @madameduvide.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Welp that’s it. Le sigh.
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the only barrier to shooting free throws underhand is ego and toxic masculinity. let that sink in
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