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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★

@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
1.5K followers 2.1K following 2.3K posts

Semi-sentient cell bundle free-falling thru spacetime. Libertarian socialist, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. We/us, not taken not looking. Borges fan, Jung ponderer, Farker, unreliable at DMs (sorry). PNW 🇨🇦🍁 Cryptobros, TERFs, fascists → blocked 🚯

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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hasan Piker is correct.
Hasan Piker: "We are the normal ones. It is less normal to constantly fucking freak out about transgender people than it is to just let transgender people live... You know what's abnormal? Constantly fucking worrying about children's genitals. That is the most weirdo freak shit of all time."
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Told you so. All the motion among the Dems is from the new faces. The Dem old guard offered zero resistance, when they weren't outright collaborating with the Regime.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our Prime Minister is a fucking moron in the pocket of billionaire fucks.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who is Our Favourite Canadian: PRELIMINARY ROUND Many Canadians have left their mark on our history, but who is our favourite? Polls each day, follow along to learn about the people who have shaped Canada's history. (To vote, go into the thread and click like on the person you are voting for)
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#squeee
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CSPAN has won the award for Closed Caption of the year… 🤣
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aroooo, also, little buddy. #squeee
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Nire Bryce @nirebryce.breadthcharge.net · 21/09/2026
finally, tech layoffs I can get behind. keep it up folks, apparently you're destroying morale at the cop camera company mashable.com/tech/flock-o...
mashable.com
Flock offers workers voluntary buyouts amid backlash
The surveillance is apparently offering a "generous" severance package.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The only triumphal arches I'm endorsing:
static.klipy.com
Benignsublime Muppet
Alt: Muppet shop opening featuring four tiers of illuminated arches, each containing one singing/dancing muppet.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...Assumption #4 has been driving me batshit, yet no one seems to realize it: if you're worried trans ppl might potentially harm your Dem candidate's chances, then YOUR CANDIDATE MADE A BAD DECISION! so why not join us in trying to get them to reverse position? juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...
screenshot from linked-to essay that reads:
Assumption #4: The elephant in the room that no one is talking about
There is a striking disconnect between Talarico, Turek, et al. — who have clearly made a political calculation that abandoning trans rights will help them more than it will hurt them in this election — and the many cisgender liberals I’ve encountered online who are absolutely freaking out over the possibility that trans people’s critiques and protests will ultimately tank said candidates.
Both of these things cannot simultaneously be true!
If you think your favorite candidate enacted the correct political strategy, then there is no reason to berate trans people for protesting it, as those protests should already be baked into your candidate’s calculations. So why are you berating trans people then? (Unless, of course, you enjoy berating trans people just for the sake of it.)
Alternatively, if you think trans people *are* capable of tanking your favorite candidate via our criticisms and protests, doesn’t that imply that your candidate (and their consultants and strategists) totally fucked up in their political calculations here? And if they did fuck up, shouldn’t you be reaching out and complaining to *them* (rather than berating trans people), in the hope that they might reverse their bad decision?
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.”
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
A tumbleweed on a remote stretch of road.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bellies are for scritches (after receiving consent). #squeee
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would risk a shredded hand to befriend this cat. #squeee
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Epstein Junior seems upset.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hang in there, you cool cats.
A cat in a sea captain's uniform steers a wooden boat ahead of a large blue wave, while sea monster tentacles and thunderclouds threaten.
Caption: "This too shall pass. Ok...but like...when?"
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best kind of help. #squeee
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Bela mopdog @belamopdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you're willing to throw any group under the bus, you learned nothing from history.
A rainbow lawn sign says "First they came for the immigrants and I spoke up because I know how the rest of the poem goes."
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Selena Goma-ae
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So if I turn on notifications for someone I follow, I now have to click multiple times and it still doesn't show me the post? This sucks, @bsky.app. This is pure garbage UX.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A de-Flock Hallowe'en could lead to a #NoFlockNovember. And that could lead to dancing.
youtube.com
Fed Up Americans are DONE with Flock Cameras in Their Communities
YouTube video by The Humanist Report
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#squeee!
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Hugh Jant @thatisonehugeant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counter proposal: I'll give you $10,000 NOT to vote for Trump. Neither thing will actually happen, but my imaginary proposal is worth twice as much!
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have the Repugs crashed Grindr yet?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I like that the only real lasting memory of Charlie kirk will be using his name as a verb to refer to things squirting and gushing. "Damn she charlie kirked all over my couch last night" "My asshole was charlie kirking on the toilet all night long after eating there, do not go there"
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#squeee!
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Behold, the legacy of Boomers and Gen X.
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
'Most significant fact' almost understates it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWCk...
youtube.com
Exploring 'The Most Significant Fact In The World' - Alex O'Connor
YouTube video by More Alex O'Connor
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#squeee!
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd be worried about anyone who thought I had influence on BlueSky.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#squeee!!!
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Ruby (ft. Jimin) @lapsedbard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7550 - Petitions
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
A painting of four kittens in a dune buggy on a beach. In the background: the ocean, a sailboat, a seagull.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Feeding your posts into this
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy #SocialistSunday comrades ✊🏻
Four-panel political cartoon. An older white man in a suit warns two workers, one Black, one white, "Careful. That foreigner wants your cookie." While he distracts them, the workers wrestle the plate of cookies away from him and ultimately share them peacefully together.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to fail a Turing test.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To help Nepal at this terrible time, give to the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies (IFRC) is releasing nearly CHF one million in emergency funding to support the Nepal Red Cross Society’s response to severe flash flooding in northern Nepal.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#squeee!
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#squeee!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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Gus Moyer (梅子超) @gusmoyer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Despite the mountain of evidence against him, the jury refused to indict [Cody] Morelock, resulting in all charges being dropped. The only indictment that occurred that day was an indictment on America’s hatred of #Flock cameras.
Ohio Grand Jury Refusex To Indict A Man Caught On Video Destroying Flock Camera.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 21/08/2026
Canada says that it is "unacceptable" that Israel has closed its investigation of itself where it assassinated a Canadian citizen and half a dozen other World Central Kitchen members. If it is so unacceptable, what will Canada do in response? Nothing. Seems it's pretty acceptable actually.
cbc.ca
Israel clears itself in killing of Canadian during airstrikes on World Central Kitchen convoy | CBC News
Israel has concluded its military did not commit a criminal act when it killed a Canadian and six other aid workers in Gaza two years ago.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If the ballroom gets built, the next President should just start knocking down the Supreme Court building one day. Throw up some cubicles in the ballroom and tell them they can work out of there until a new one is built.
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is our world now.
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Matt Procedural ★8️⃣6️⃣4️⃣7️⃣★ @proceduraltexture.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#squeee! Godspeed, pupper.
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