Reposted by Mirandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/06/2024THEM: okay, just don’t make it sexual PERSON TO NAME BANGKOK: 67625
Reposted by MirandaCount DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 25/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social ….awoooo? 191
Reposted by MirandaMiranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 20/04/2024national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown) 56714
Reposted by Mirandaskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/04/2024oh WHAT? so now it’s ILLEGAL to piss my pants on the plane ? 46710
Reposted by Mirandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/04/2024[me, on my deathbed] yep, this is me; you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation 25717
Reposted by MirandaMiranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/04/2024is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine 1013332
Reposted by Mirandakrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 19/04/2024That one fraternity brother who's always boasting about how much blood he lost 2457
Reposted by MirandaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/04/2024Tired of True Crime podcasts. I want to hear about some fake crimes. A guy riding a stolen giraffe hijacking a Japanese bullet train and demanding it take him to Orlando. That sort of thing. 410735
Reposted by MirandaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/04/2024all of my posts contain backward satanic messages just scrape a needle across your phone screen to hear them 27924
Reposted by MirandaMiranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 12/04/2024going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts 1111225
Reposted by MirandaMiranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 16/04/2024just updating my pfp don't be alarmed 201792
Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/04/2024is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine 1013332
Reposted by MirandaMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/04/2024adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️ 913582757
Reposted by Miranda𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒 🌙✨ @thelalalandd.bsky.social · 17/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social i saw mr whiskey mentioned that today is your birthday. So.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you pretty lady! Stay gorgeous! 🥳🥳🥳 151
Reposted by MirandaEelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/04/2024happy birthday to youuuu 🎉 only alarmed in the sense that u r a 5-alarm fire smoke show, ayy 🤟🔥 🚒 👨🏻🚒 131
Reposted by MirandaCount DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/04/2024happy happy birthday from dookofurl to you! i wish it was my birthday so me could party too HEYYYYY! 🥳🎉👏👏 121
Reposted by MirandaTheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday, ya rowdy! 🥂🌋🎉 131
Reposted by Mirandam e g 🌻 @gabagoolgirls.bsky.social · 16/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social Happy Birthday birthday!!!! Hope it's a good one 🥳 141
Reposted by MirandaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/04/2024HBD @m1randa.bsky.social ! if anyone is mean to u today i will kill them 💕🎂 181
Reposted by Mirandaandiberty bugiberty @bugay.bsky.social · 16/04/2024happy birthday to you the legend @m1randa.bsky.social 121
Reposted by MirandaAntifa Superman 🖤🩶🤍💜 @ragingevil.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Hey @m1randa.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 👋🥳👍🎊🎊🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🎉🎂🎂🍾🍾hope it’s a nice one! 121
Reposted by Mirandade’on @justkeepskeeting.pro · 16/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday 🥳 1112
Reposted by MirandaSully @sulkirk.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Happy Birthday @m1randa.bsky.social fortunately (or not) BSKY doesn’t have video otherwise I’d have organized a “we are the world” style video of all your mutuals singing happy birthday to you✌️ 161
Reposted by MirandaRaphMikeyTurtle @raphmikey.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Happy birthday Miranda. You shine light on an otherwise dark and dismal world. 162
Reposted by MirandaPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024@m1randa.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope your day totally kicks ass! 271
Reposted by MirandaFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 16/04/2024shit I’m early, but I’m gonna forget if I don’t say it now so here it goes- happy birthday!!!! or else 141
Reposted by MirandaEelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/04/2024!magic8ball Would @m1randa.bsky.social like it if I lassoed the moon for her? 241
Reposted by MirandaPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots. 917656
Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 15/04/2024my birthday is tuesday plz don't tell any servers to sing to me 2310212
Reposted by Mirandaborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/04/2024turbo cancer is just cancer that drank a whole case of Four Loko 2249
Reposted by MirandaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/02/2024linkin park is an anagram of nickelback 1010824
Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 12/04/2024going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts 1111225
Reposted by MirandaMiranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/12/2023rat gofundme: we are hoping to raise 10,000 cheese 315542
Reposted by MirandaRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/04/2024You be the big spoon, I'll be the fork that someone accidentally put in the spoon drawer because they weren't paying attention 13113
Reposted by MirandaEelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 11/04/2024New pickup line: "Hey, I noticed you eyeing the rotisserie chickens - should I get one for each of us?" 67317
Reposted by MirandaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/04/2024*drunkest I’ve ever been* I need to steal the Declaration of Independence. 412051