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Miranda

@m1randa.bsky.social
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at my computer 97% of the time she/her • 28 • california 🌳🖤 discord: exhists

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
THEM: okay, just don’t make it sexual PERSON TO NAME BANGKOK:
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
i got a cat :)
black cat with eyes wide open. his name is Winston and he is laying on a tortilla blanket. his tongue is barely poking out. a blep.
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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social ….awoooo?
orange full moon rising over LA harbor, fishing pole in foreground
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
oh WHAT? so now it’s ILLEGAL to piss my pants on the plane ?
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
national anthem of these tiddiez (not shown)
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
[me, on my deathbed] yep, this is me; you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
this could be us but i'm missing the sword
princess peach wearing a floor-length black dress with fishnet tights underneath. she is carrying a sword over one shoulder. she is wearing a chain belt around her waist, attached is a leash. a tiny bowser is attached to the leash around his wrist.
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
That one fraternity brother who's always boasting about how much blood he lost
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/04/2024
Tired of True Crime podcasts. I want to hear about some fake crimes. A guy riding a stolen giraffe hijacking a Japanese bullet train and demanding it take him to Orlando. That sort of thing.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/04/2024
all of my posts contain backward satanic messages just scrape a needle across your phone screen to hear them
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself. her hair is dyed red and black. she is wearing an oversized black zip-up hoodie, a gold necklace, and her phone case has a picture of ghostface holding a knife.
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
is it cool with ur mom if i come over my mom said it's fine
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
adding cybertrucks to the list of things men can't get wet ✍️
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Shane M. Bailey @shanembailey.com · 15/04/2024
Domino by Ben Caldwell
Domino by Ben Caldwell
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𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓃𝑒 🌙✨ @thelalalandd.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social i saw mr whiskey mentioned that today is your birthday. So.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you pretty lady! Stay gorgeous! 🥳🥳🥳
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
happy birthday to youuuu 🎉 only alarmed in the sense that u r a 5-alarm fire smoke show, ayy 🤟🔥 🚒 👨🏻‍🚒
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Count DookURLa 🎃 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
happy happy birthday from dookofurl to you! i wish it was my birthday so me could party too HEYYYYY! 🥳🎉👏👏
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
just updating my pfp don't be alarmed
Miranda taking a mirror picture of herself. her hair is dyed red and black. she is wearing an oversized black zip-up hoodie, a gold necklace, and her phone case has a picture of ghostface holding a knife.
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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday, ya rowdy! 🥂🌋🎉
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m e g 🌻 @gabagoolgirls.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social Happy Birthday birthday!!!! Hope it's a good one 🥳
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
HBD @m1randa.bsky.social ! if anyone is mean to u today i will kill them 💕🎂
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andiberty bugiberty @bugay.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
happy birthday to you the legend @m1randa.bsky.social
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Antifa Superman 🖤🩶🤍💜 @ragingevil.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Hey @m1randa.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 👋🥳👍🎊🎊🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🎉🎂🎂🍾🍾hope it’s a nice one!
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de’on @justkeepskeeting.pro · 16/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social happy birthday 🥳
my orange cat on a blue background photoshopped to look like 🥳
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Sully @sulkirk.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Happy Birthday @m1randa.bsky.social fortunately (or not) BSKY doesn’t have video otherwise I’d have organized a “we are the world” style video of all your mutuals singing happy birthday to you✌️
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RaphMikeyTurtle @raphmikey.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Happy birthday Miranda. You shine light on an otherwise dark and dismal world.
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
@m1randa.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope your day totally kicks ass!
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
shit I’m early, but I’m gonna forget if I don’t say it now so here it goes- happy birthday!!!! or else
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
!magic8ball Would @m1randa.bsky.social like it if I lassoed the moon for her?
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
We're all idiots. Some are really good at it, but most of us are like, entry level idiots.
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
my birthday is tuesday plz don't tell any servers to sing to me
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 12/04/2024
Plants should do weird stuff at night
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
turbo cancer is just cancer that drank a whole case of Four Loko
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
bitch pro shops
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/02/2024
linkin park is an anagram of nickelback
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
going on walk in the woods to dabble in the dark arts
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Miranda @m1randa.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
rat gofundme: we are hoping to raise 10,000 cheese
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/04/2024
You be the big spoon, I'll be the fork that someone accidentally put in the spoon drawer because they weren't paying attention
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
New pickup line: "Hey, I noticed you eyeing the rotisserie chickens - should I get one for each of us?"
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
*drunkest I’ve ever been* I need to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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