Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialAdam @adubyab.bsky.social · 27/06/2025When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker. We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza. 2781970
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary. Just saying. 1011619283
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost from Chicago is the new Pope. Immediately makes it a sin to put ketchup on hot dogs 1817618
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialLeor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Good evening, we’re six donations shy of hitting 525 individual donations to my part of the Save the Reader campaign—donate today if you can!donorbox.orgSave the Chicago Reader - Leor Galil's Fundraiser on DonorboxI published my first Reader story in the summer of 2010. It concerned a Logan Square DIY space called Strangelight, which operated out of a storefront in the Congress Theater. I was 24 at the time. Be... 033
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/04/2025ARUBA JAMAICA OPEN UP THIS PIT 81555
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Today's date marks the 75th birthday of Eddie Hazel, whose guitar work with Funkadelic made him legend, with his ten-minute flight on "Maggot Brain" rated among the finest solo achievements on any instrument. A heralded follow-up, "Eric Clapton Can Lick My Balls," remains to this date unreleased. 2145556
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025thought I was watching joe rogan but it was just one of those rotating hot dogs at 7-11 2139750
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialrex 🦖 @rexs1gma.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I too feel the theremin works best in moderation. #severance 21037
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialjim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 06/02/2025rip virginia mccaskey please let mitch mcconnell be next, god thx 13784
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Eating just the skin off a rotisserie chicken like some kind of redneck chupacabra 320844
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 20/01/2025So begins the Era of Assholes. 1417814
lurkmcgurt.bsky.social @lurkmcgurt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Help pls! www.gofundme.com/f/help-ariel...gofundme.comDonate to Help Ariel Save Rayland: Emergency Vet Bills, organized by Griffin MarcouxHi, I'm Griffin Marcoux, and I need your help raising money for my Aunt A… Griffin Marcoux needs your support for Help Ariel Save Rayland: Emergency Vet Bills 020
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19/01/2025We've received a deluge of messages about ICE in the last several days. We don't know anything more than anyone else does at this point. One thing we do know is predicting ~MASSIVE RAIDS~ with no info to back that up would be wildly irresponsible. Highly suggest many of you slow the hell down. 0578
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025David Lynch: “Believe it or not, God is gay.” Interviewer: “Elaborate on that.” Lynch: “No.” Rest in peace. 252082201
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialLittleMissVrb @littlemissvrb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos are living proof of the male loneliness epidemic. No amount of money or surgically implanted hairlines will ever make you sufferable or likable. 917520
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025When we hit 1000 followers, we’ll let a chimp zip line through the lion cages. 714625
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I like to yell “Parkour!” as I fall down the stairs. 17425
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialJohn Pontoon, dissident revenant @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Trump: We should kill every man, woman and child in Canada. Fox: Liberals triggered into melting down by Trump joke The Economist: Grown-ups can admit there are benefits to having less mouths to feed NYT: If We Killed Everyone In Canada, What Could They Do About It? 0198
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialGod @thegodshow.com · 08/01/2025James Woods’ house burnt down and he says he doesn’t have a home owners insurance policy. Sending thoughts and prayers, James. 2462207052194
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialwint @dril.bsky.social · 09/01/2025im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation 223106216
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialEric Alper @thatericalper.com · 09/01/2025Ba dum dum dum da-da dum dum da DUM 44 years ago today, Phil Collins released his debut solo single, "In the Air Tonight," featuring THAT drum fill. 2335
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/01/2025BEHOLD MY ARMY OF PORNBOTS 2429954
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Ah yes, the otherwise melodic and appealing Murder Junkies, ruined only by their lead singer. 89126363
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialKiefo Nilsson @kiefonilsson.com · 05/01/2025As a tall person, I simply throw all the high shelved items on the floor for short people to revel and praise me for providing them with such a bounty 031
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/01/2025“me and my grandpa stepped off a boat got ripped and started beating the shit out of people” like brother you cannot say sloop john b doesn’t open HARD 1130661
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialEmo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Happy Halloween (Orthodox) 1541168
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.social👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 30/12/2024roses are red readers have a digest; 3323444
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialUFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 29/12/2024hey this is the best thing i've seen in a while 11500173
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/11/2024nothing hates being inside you more than corn 2337842
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/12/2024better to have loved and lost than never to have eaten a corn dog 33812
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialEmma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 27/12/2024dune and everything’s the same except the sandworms all look like this 34845144
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/12/2024How Morrisey is like an old guy's boner: - there's a chance he'll show up and put on a memorable performance - might take the stage for a while then walk off for reasons only he knows - unexpectedly cancels the show minutes beforehand 1111640
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialDrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Pretty sure I am fucking super lowkey trying to OD on weed...forever attempting the fucking impossible, c'est moi 262
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21/12/2024I always thought 'Wonderful Christmastime' was the worst song ever written, but then I found 'Temporary Secretary', and it's ALSO by Paul McCartney. We can't keep letting him get away with this. 3223
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 21/12/2024My retirement planner recommended I join a doomsday cult. 1016149
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I intentionally let a radioactive spider bite me and I've been trying to spin webs since... but mostly it's been diarrhea. 29219
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Q: what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? A: Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face… 4540472
Reposted by @lurkmcgurt.bsky.socialCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I definitely want my kids to grow up playing in bands like I did, it's so special to share years of your life with people you end up hating forever because their pedal configuration is so pretentious and they don't even fucking know how to work it anyway 814724
