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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
theory: this is secretly powering a neural network powered ai recreation of doug. there is no escaping. all the faster button does is make him faster and the doug button is an unspeakable horror that we have yet to comprehend
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sisters Sisters There were never such devoted sisters
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 24/08/2026
Who is funding the anti-trans legislation in Seattle? Washington Federal Bank directly, CEO of Trident Seafood, CEO of El Gaucho/Aqua restaurants and lots and lots of AI and tech bros... fuck them all. www.pdc.wa.gov/political-di...
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Committee Finance Report | Washington State Public Disclosure Commission (PDC)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/08/2026
had to pack it in and just throw out the back half of the jimmy john's sandwich i got for lunch. abysmal. worse than quizno's in its late decline phase, which i never thought i would say. there's no lesson or takeaway from this other than to hold your loved ones close and pray for better days ahead
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/08/2026
Wow that’s so cool that executive orders can modify the constitution if the corrupt Supreme Court says so :) I love liberal institutions they work great :)
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cormac McCarthy staggering to the typerwriter after a couple of long island ice teas and hammering out "horses are the most scariest animal in the world"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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👻🕯️ Human Depleted Big Natural Resources🕯️👻 @dagnificent.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
leave it to a bunch of dumbass white colonists to "found" a country during the hottest, dumbest time of year
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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Sorry, bit basic, but that’s there we are.
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Buffet Briefinity 🎃🎃🍬🍫 @briesmith.xyz · 05/07/2026
Drove all the way to fireworks and eight minutes in we were all ready to go home. This shit isn’t fun any more when you come home and it sounds like the siege of Sarajevo all night
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wow holy shit www.them.us/story/daught...
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Daughters of the American Revolution Live Up to Their Name by Rejecting Ban on Trans Women
“Transgender Americans are patriots, family members, volunteers, historians, and descendants of Revolutionary War ancestors just like anyone else.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
James Carville go away
Billy Corgan
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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
American Dad! did it! @copperandboom.bsky.social
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Pittsburgh Press April 04,1906
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR 

A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION 

MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE,  YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.

P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES 

MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!

EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM 
IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION.
JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/06/2026
Just sharing this again at a time of what's happening in Australia. In Event Horizon Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replaced with the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047
Sam Neill in the movie Event Horizon.
Wearing a flag patch that has the Australian flag but thr union jack is removed to have the Aboriginal flag in its place
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rest in peace 🕊️
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If someone chooses to live in a smaller home in the inner city in part to avoid a long commute, they generally don’t pressure society to build them a bigger house with more stuff. So if you choose a bigger stuff-filled house in the suburbs, don’t expect society to build you a fast car commute.
A highway filled with gridlocked cars.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
zofran should be an otc medication and i will die on this hell
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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multi celled morganism @meltedmistress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the Aella Gangbang chart, edited to be about Greek soldiers nutting while in the Trojan Horse

Trojan Horse Orgy
1604 made the Oath of Tyndareus
828 did not honor the Oath
776 honored the Oath

328 died on the way to Troy
448 arrived at Troy
197 got sick on the voyage

251 assaulted Troy
143 died in the initial assault
83 came in post-assault orgy
25 weren't in the mood
21 were ace (and I guess they stopped fighting because I didn't think this chart through lol)

87 sieged troy
31 died during siege
56 survived the siege
13 lost genitals in battle (and stopped fighting)

43 continued sieging
1 deserted when Achilles bitched out

42 volunteered to get in the horse
5 rejected

37 participated in the Trojan Horse orgy
17 came while in the horse
5 came while waiting in line to get in the horse
15 didn't cum
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026
im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
if you are a man considering weighing in on the latest graham platner story i urge you to take a beat. women who are your peers are watching.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You didn't "serve your country" you killed people for an oil company Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The single most Orwellian expression in the American vernacular is calling murdering people for the government "service" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Few people ever find a niche passion that intersects with a niche talent and at an age when they’re unapologetic about both. Before the world says “you should be embarrassed.” He’s gonna end up being a world renowned ornithological researcher or educator.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
American political culture was doomed centuries before our time. But American social culture ended when we stopped making DVDs and special features
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
a shark tank style show for small guys called Monkey Business
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han olliver @hanolliver.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
rewatching DS9 and I love how in the very first interaction between Quark and Odo it's immediately evident that oh, they are *divorced* divorced.
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Anna Anne Anthropy @cyborgurl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i posted this on on cohost once and it didn't do numbers because those didn't exist there and now i'm posting it here just to try and feel something, you're welcome
NES screenshot of a wizard with a leaf-shaped white and green beard. "Wizard Weedbeard proclaims: Ala-ka-blaze it!"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/05/2026
every foot got that one toe with the weird nail
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
daaaamn london
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 16/05/2026
people on bsky only want one thing, and it goes choo choo
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
194 people killed by US military boat strikes. No trials. No public evidence. Ever. Some were fishermen. It took 20 journalists 5 months just to name and identify 13 of the dead. This isn’t a drug war. It’s the blatant execution of poor people. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/AFeRtpmL6Qba...
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13 men killed by US military boat strikes identified: ‘These were flesh-and-blood people’ — Guardian US
All victims of US strikes in eastern Pacific and the Caribbean identified so far came from extremely poor communities
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2026
they’ll never admit it but the transphobic agenda end point is murder of trans people. the transphobe wants society alienated away from us, repulsed by us, so disturbed by us that the only thing that can enter their mind is our literal eradication
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AnthropoceneMPG 🌊 @anthropocenempg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What is it with the confederate states that they must always rely on White Supremacy to make it in this world ⁉️
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
As a queer who grew up in the 90s, when it was completely normal to call everything you didn't like "gay," I'm begging y'all to push back on the use of homosexuality as an insult, even when it's leveled at people you hate. No, it's not more fitting because they're homophobic bigots. It's never cute.
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I genuinely believe that the US's inability to embrace hybrid drivetrain technologies in cars (meaning like the OG Prius, not new plug-in stuff) was a very bad sign of cultural decline which we really should have paid more attention to. We decided to look at innovation and say "no thanks"
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 15/05/2026
people love to see trannies grieving and take that as an opportunity to get their kicks in. i’ve seen it a thousand times before and i never get used to it.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 13/05/2026
Posted without further comment.
Economics: "Humans only value things monetarily."
Sociology: "Uh, I don't..."
Economics: "Humans are always rational and value is calculated by complex internal calculus."
Sociology: "Uhhh, Psy, can you help?" Psychology: "That's not how humans..." Economics: "ALSO MY SYSTEM WILL GROW EXPONENTIALLY FOREVER!!"
Physics: *drops teacup*
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 09/05/2026
This is a need 🥺👉👈
Illustration of a massive mattress 108" by 156". Laying on it are 7 women across, and 2 women sideways at the bottom.
Between the bottom 2 is a dog.
Around the mattress are 5 cats, 2 between the women, 2 on women's tummies, and one on a woman's face
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/05/2026
this was the secret to my never getting bullied despite being a really weird kid who moved a lot
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Odyssey (1987)
 A poster for the 80s movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Seems less than ideal that big finance can and will choke off funding to a pillar of civil society based on a transparently bad-faith political prosecution by an openly fascist president
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Honestly friendship goals
Data telling Geordie: You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish.
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Professor Lynx @professorlynx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I could rattle off so many retro animes that should continue, and The Slayers is right up there. Get Studio Deen to do it. We need Lina Inverse back!
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a drawing of a girl with a belt that says ' slayer ' on it
Alt: a drawing of a girl with a belt that says ' slayer ' on it
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