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Cleg

@clegggg.bsky.social
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 20h
it’s so hard to find an apartment with catacombs these days
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 21h
no cruel and usual punishment. what a joke
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 22h
this woman was tortured by rape before she was old enough to reliably form memories and she will die being tortured by the state.
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cant wait to give out loose cigarettes again for halloween
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think we can just do guilt by association with people defending rufo and hanania like cmon
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
scrolling through the tl like hot coals
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wonder what aslan the lion tastes like
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s really funny to land on “losing face” as an unacceptable consequence for trump. im afraid that horse has left the barn
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
should count idc
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“the twentieth century“ bullshit they had centuries before then
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what are emmys even for
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
rolled out of my bed this morning and barreled down Linwood for 10 minutes to have the privilege of watching a neighbor get kidnapped with his son in front of a YMCA and high school, busses full of kids watching, while a kcpd officer joyfully cooperated. It was a car crash. How did ICE know?
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said it couldnt be done, but we’ve built a better melon baller
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ghosts cant travel time. obviously
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump supporters and their apologists are endlessly confused to see relationships they previously enjoyed end, but what other result could entail? The shame of knowing that about you—what you support, what you excuse. The shame of continuing to know you after. Many are unwilling to endure it.
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i get what people mean by it but it’s funny to me that “i am going to become the joker” canonically means “this is the equivalent of my standup comedy being poorly received”
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just dont think the war in gonna end before trump gives himself the medal of honor. think about it, if the commander in chief is a medal of honor recipient, the grunts will start trying
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
shut it down
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who even brought up bathrooms, Mary Peltola? This stuff is getting really really bad, guys. I just don’t think it makes any sense at this point to dismiss concerns in the name of juche mode or whatever.
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do the Houthis ever get credit for not doing 9/11? i dont know. maybe they should
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao
screenshot of announcer named “connor onion”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
transgender athletes are as unpopular as interracial marriage was in the 1980s
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
god fucking damn
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was just thinking about how the Texas trans community will likely still overwhelmingly vote for Talarico, while white cis men will overwhelmingly vote for his opponent, and how fucked up it is that white cis men are still yelling at trans people about being insufficiently supportive.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We raised enough money at last week's fundraising drive to send 400 underprivileged lobsters to portugal for some reason. And that's just the beginning of whatever it is we're trying to achieve
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im glad arch has such a spectacular opportunity to shit the bed
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
whats 9/11
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i have thought a LOT over the years about coca cola feeling so threatened by the meteoric rise of crystal pepsi that they created a kamikaze beverage to kill the entire concept of clear cola, by implying that it's healthy to drink
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they should make an oreo where the chocolate isnt gross
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
music.apple.com
Don't Worry by MK on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 5:46
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
youtu.be
Erwin Smith's Final Speech - My Soldiers
YouTube video by Ussen
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fascinated by the shit I'll watch on youtube when I need to satisfy my craving for slop. watching people I don't know play this video game I'll never play myself. it must be a rhythm and repetition thing. I wonder if ancient people dissociated to the epics when they were told aloud lol
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
music.apple.com
Rather Be Alone by Shane Codd on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:17
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there’s a line in the movie “9-5” where the ex husband accusingly explains the concept of bdsm “bondage! s&m! sex games!” and im calling it bdsmsg now
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
still talking about moon 1.0?
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
music.apple.com
Don't Worry by MK on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 5:46
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
blah blah blah
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
finally, my country crashes out as hard as i do
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
to use basketball as a metaphor, what happened to Yglesias is he stopped being able to get to the rim and has compensated by pulling up from further and further away
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gollum: A Love Story, The Musical
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
soviet rifleman that keeps coming back like gandalf the white until he’s gross and yellow
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i think it‘s weird how much elrond quotes “freakanomics” in the new lord of the rings show
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trump is obviously dying, but he will also live forever, while dying. scientists baffled
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gollum taking me deep into the tunnels of the misty mountains would fix me
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
get our ass
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/08/2026
i propose a Grand Compromise: all sides of this agree to adopt the same rule sports fans abide by. don't tell me about your fantasy league results or your claude projects unless i very explicitly ask
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
man i need to get married so i can get divorced so i can go back to buffalo wild wings
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