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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 47m

Just because we don't hear it enough: I'm proud of all my brothers and sisters out there. Lesser generations would have folded.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 48m

New racial bonus, Latinos don't take fall damage

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 2h

I never drink and drive. I finish my beer, THEN I drive. It's just good safety sense.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 3h

Reminder The Munsters: Blended immigrant family who value kindness and community despite the prejudice against their appearances The Addams: Old money aristocrats whose casual disregard for danger and discomfort frighten and alienate their neighbors.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 4h

Replace a word in a movie title with "Hitler." Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Hitler Hitler and the Tramp Ballistic: Ecks vs Hitler The Rocky Hitler Picture Show

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 4h

Nothing feels better than giving back to the community (taking a long lunch) and good intense exercise (getting Korean fried chicken for lunch)

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 5h

I'm old enough to remember the Obama years when conservatives threatened civil war on like an hourly basis.

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Funny Bill Murray & Ernie Hudson: Mass Hysteria

ALT: Funny Bill Murray & Ernie Hudson: Mass Hysteria

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 7h

My wife: "Did you just buy a new game?" Me: "No, it's on Game Pass."

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 7h

You know what would be really funny? If it turned out that back in 2024, Jack Smith thought he WAS gonna see an Atlanta Hawks game and then was disappointed when he found out it was the Hawkeyes but went anyway.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 8h

It's Bloodscream! Remember Bloodscream? No? Well, that's okay, no one else does either.

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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 19h

Star Wars themed account, gotcha, I'll frame my answer accordingly: I refuse to make common cause with a movement whose greatest goal in life is to be Saw Gerrera

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 9h

As a middle aged white guy, my go-to karaoke song is "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. I like to savor the fear in the audience's eyes as they wonder if I'll say THAT line.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 23h

I was in a restaurant and a guy started having a heart attack so I yelled "is anyone a doctor?" A European man stood up and said "In Europe it is considered impolite to die in a restaurant. If we were in Antwerp this simply would not happen."

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kinda sucks he doesn't seem to wanna be president

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The weeb equivalent of a white person saying "gracias" at a Mexican restaurant

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans don't even try to campaign anymore, they just look at voters like this:

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As opposed to the other instances of GPT, which just mislead users because of its incompetence.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tradwife fashion is really taking off

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My hot take? Musk looked better as a skinny, balding nerd. Yeah, I know time takes no prisoners and all but like...if you fight it, you're just gonna look worse than if you let nature take its course.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She's got legs She knows how to use them She's got legs Thousands and thousands of legs

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm a triple threat: a singer, a dancer, and the implied threat to do them both

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need a Wack Pack like Stern had.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun fact about this kid: He was born in 2006, so he was TEN when Obama left office. His claim to fame was that when he was TEN YEARS OLD he wrote a right wing political newsletter. Why is it Republicans are so eager to listen to literal children's opinions on politics?

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

100% made the oompa loompas fuck while he watched

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is a problem I see a lot. Imagine you're a lonely 19 year old nerd on the dating scene and this is your advice: "Don't be a creep." How? Your life up to that point has been a stream of anime, video games, social media, and movies. Who has taught this kid to not be a creep?

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

100% fake. No cat has ever responded to his name lol

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I want him to live out his presidency (or removal from office), just because I know how angry he will be once we take shit back in the midterms

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't care what or who or how the pilot fucks as long as it's consensual

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's probably more endemic of the fact that legacy media is dying out. Who the fuck is listening to the radio anymore? I can find a million artists doing the same or better, why would I want the radio to tell me what's good?

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In hindsight maybe the guy who calls himself "catturd" was not exactly a guru

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The cheese is made from Lucas's own milk. He's chained in the back to a pump and they just suck his tears dry all day. Still think it's cool that the grilled cheese is only $2?

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'll late to the party but hot damn @ryannorth.ca is bringing heat on Doomquest. This is a top five Doom moment for me now.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don Corleone lies in his backyard garden after a fatal heart attack while playing with his youngest grandson, Anthony Corleone. (The Godfather, 1972)

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

WHO KNOWS WHAT THEIR SLIPPERY, GENDER-MORPHING MINDS ARE CAPABLE OF

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I bring a cup of my piss to every job interview I have ever been on. It sparks conversation: "What's that smell?" "Is that piss?" "Who brings a jar of piss to an interview?" Quick answers show the interviewer that I can think on my feet. Also if they know good piss when they see it, I'm in.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They should make a movie where an ex-secret agent with his memory wiped gets reactivated like Jason Bourne except he's been out of the game for twenty years so he's fat and out of shape

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026