James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Oh sure some skank bangs over 1000 guys and paid, I do it I get escorted out of the stadium. This bullshit. 000
James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Never hit your kids, instead give them siblings that will do it for you. 181
James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Don't worry Canada, I'll invade and take over as your new king before Trump can figure out you guys use the metric system.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in a dark room and saying there 's a new leader .ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a dark room and saying there 's a new leader . 010
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Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes CannabisFlower @cannabisflower.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Some things just are always on your mind 2122
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James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I see you're not just Twitter single but also bluesky single. Only FB married? 010
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/01/2025She was rare, like emotional regulation on social media. 736488
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Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025*plays dead* no one notices. 25930
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 09/01/2025We're humans. We're supposed to disappoint each other 1422771
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 09/01/2025All I want to do is eat a crab rangoon before I die. 3355
James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I still bite the heads off gummy bears so they don't scream when I bite their toes. I'm very kind. 161
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Sure dude I’ve never spoken to…you can dm me if you know my blood type. 12615
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Don’t promise to make my dreams come true unless you’re prepared to pour warm cheese sauce on me while I lounge on a bed of cooked macaroni 2619759
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes Jenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I have to drink decaf coffee, of course I’m miserable. 221179
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes CannabisFlower @cannabisflower.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Adulting is just deciding what to wear and eat everyday 4658
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes CannabisFlower @cannabisflower.bsky.social · 08/01/2025the 2 wolves inside me left to get a pack of cigarettes 2185
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes CannabisFlower @cannabisflower.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Be with someone who calms you and knows just how to handle you😌 0297
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’ve never officially timed my max toilet-sitting threshold, but I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere around 23 minutes—give or take a leg cramp. 189213
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Antidepressants would be way more fun if they screamed on the way down your throat. 25531115
James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Cheesecake is just pie that identifies as cake. It's Trans-cake. 110
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James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 08/01/2025What's a man gotta do to get some soft tiny pillows? Go to to Target? 111
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Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a nervous laugh? 1032294
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Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I want to roll around in glitter after rolling around in lotion and be the shining shimmering splendid princess I was always meant to be. 392
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James Ceo Of Assholes @lordoffuckery.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Can't, being bossed around by a 4 year old at a tea party. 051
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Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/01/2025Just going to reiterate - We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications 1520336663336
Reposted by James Ceo Of Assholes BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025If everyone could kindly stop stealing my brilliant, hilarious thoughts before I post them, that’d be awesome. Thanks. 3140379
