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Lord Baby

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My cats are Louis, Josephine, and Thumbs.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"We're here today to say... war criminals are not welcome in this city &.. this is bigger than just Netanyahu. This is about the fact that our govt has been funding and enabling genocide & apartheid & it has to stop" Beth Miller from Jewish Voice for Peace in New York yesterday.
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How to make Devil's Hair pasta.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Playing Super Mario World and jumping off one of those trampoline platforms:
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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🧚ANGELINE ERA!!👼🏼 Now Out! @angelineera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
here is "Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been" by the way. It's really very great ia601403.us.archive.org/12/items/sho...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2023
The Bridge Over Jamiroquai
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
9/11 3/4
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These are the armbands with the stars on them in case you didn’t know.
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
This one may surprise you but Boba Fett is also trans, lotta trans bounty hunters it turns out
Boba Fett, trans masc
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Luke Skywalker is a trans man
Luke Skywalker, a trans man
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Party rocking with my spouse tonight!! Holding hands i really have a good wife
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
can you all stop saying glonzo
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
clearly there was a mewtiny
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Nadia Bailey @nadiabailey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I can’t think about Moby Dick without mentally quoting this canonical tweet
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/08/2026
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/08/2026
i started this train of thought as a joke but now i do think there's something to the idea that the way to sell the green revolution to the US public is that we're being denied Good Deals on cheap chinese cars and solar panels and there's nothing more unamerican than saying we can't have a good deal
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is absolutely insane, imagine if a progressive elected official was refusing to support Haley Stevens if she won! You’d never hear the end of it. Centrists are the ones who are dividing the Democratic Party with their Islamophobia and purity tests.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
up yours woke moralist. we'll see who cancels who
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t know what was wrong with the old signs for TSA
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A young polydactyl calico cat staring adorably past the lens.
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As a proud Massachusetts man I have two priorities in life: 1) Creating a society where everyone has the freedom and resources to be happy with who they are and 2) Being a little judgey bitch with my wife.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Canadian Batman: hey so Joker there, you gotta get out of Winnipeg man Joker: Bien essayé, cerveau de chauve-souris, mais ces Timbits sont à moi.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What's my plan to pull moderates or even Republicans into our movement?
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A close-up photo of a black and white cat enjoying an ear scratch.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
[Me after getting thrown out of a bar] I own this bar, actually
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/07/2026
well okay so the english won against the norwegians but in only a few days theyll have to face the french. anyway thats quite enough about September 25th 1066, lets look at some football news
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 11/07/2026
Memphis is under siege from the federal government. This is hideous.
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Second Person in a Week Killed by Federal Task Force in Memphis
Tennessee authorities are investigating both shootings involving agents working with the task force in Memphis.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everyone has always known this stuff has nothing to do with reality but it’s really never been quite as stark as it is now with all these Droopy Dog looking guys mocking the lack of virile manhood in another guy because he ate lettuce once
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Thousamds.
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Lord Baby @lordbaby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But you’re supposed to break open fortune cookies. That’s what they hope you’ll do. This is like saying you’re going to fight Italy and then twisting a corkscrew into a wine bottle.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a brilliant essay, which, in my view, accurately describes the predicament of the post-Boomer generations, and the vast infrastructure of lies designed to disguise it. "Degeneracy is a symptom. The disease is rent." 🧵 henryfudgeofficial.substack.com/p/degeneracy...
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Degeneracy is a Symptom
On Conspicuous Despair, the Ponzi stage of being alive, and why your grandparents are wrong about you.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wait Charlie Brown DID have hoes?!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The important takeaway is this whole thing represents the entire socialist left, even though every actual leftist bailed months ago, and the guy isn't even really a socialist, but it's a good chance to stick it to them when they're hot.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
normally i find this sort of crowing to be in poor taste because of what’s at stake. but i know a lot of pundit ass pundits follow me on here and i want every one of you to know i was right and you were wrong
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
diagram showing the eyes receiving visual data (the abbreviation "USMNT") and the brain's output of the same data ("United States Mutant Ninja Turtles")
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just weird how police are eager to break up anti-ICE protests, but here it’s pure “let’s escort these peaceful marchers” 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤮
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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