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hang on. hang on I forget which way my socks go

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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
took a pretty gratifying dump at the Northwest Industrial District La Quinta and feel strangely like i should have a very specific typographic to commemorate it
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Drew @4484.cool · 03/10/2026
Local high school marching band playing Halo music
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 03/10/2026
a man in a hardhat and a yellow tyvek suit, covered in brown sludge. looks like poop. but he is smiling wide.

a speech bubble infers he is speaking the post that is being reposted.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ig chat background updated to "goth jewelry"
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
floss. expires?
a thing of floss what died two years ago
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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God saves his most Busted Volvos for his hottest Women
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Comentadora Tortuga @comentadortortuga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Primeras palabras.🐣 🎨@cesaragite
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we gotta repopularize making and posting on your own website. tired of hitting links and getting taken to the site for people with The Other Kind of Phone, or trying to learn about local road closures by having to go the roboNazi, csam and spam email sommelier website
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
duran duran girls on film tune
Chapter title of book: “Lard on Bread”
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah, Petaluma.
A sign for a bank adorned by a take-out box with hand-written lettering: PATRICK Get well soon, you Stupid Bitch.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
interesting. it got me in the place i am SECRETLY from, but that I've spent the LEAST time in
mydialect.us heatmap. "You talk most like someone from Michigan — about 52% of your answers match a typical resident."Most similar cities: 
1. Seattle, WA
2. Portland, OR 
3. San Francisco, CA

Least similar: 
1. New Orleans, LA
2. Atlanta, GA
3. Nashville, TN

What have you away:
creation
poo
drinking fountain
volleyball
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
thank goodness the oil survived
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's on Zoox,
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
was going to text someone gfg for good fucking god but apparently it's already spoken for
top uses for gfg according to acronym finder:
Gone for Good	
George Foreman Grill
Go for It Girl
Gift from God
Grind for Gold (gaming)
Gamakatsu Fan Group	
Go Fly Girl	
Good Freakin' Game (polite form)
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
is there no place free of this bullshit
Duolingo screenshot, a random user followed me and a while back commented "you should learn Russian!" which was sort of innocuous. now they have commented on my having spoken some number of French words with, "Одесса Русский город"Google Translate screenshot: "Одесса Русский город" reads as "Odessa is a Russian city."
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
incredible. I can't even win the loser game
ultimate loser music bingo

score: 37
no bingo. bingoless. les sans binghaux
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
is there no place free of this bullshit
Duolingo screenshot, a random user followed me and a while back commented "you should learn Russian!" which was sort of innocuous. now they have commented on my having spoken some number of French words with, "Одесса Русский город"Google Translate screenshot: "Одесса Русский город" reads as "Odessa is a Russian city."
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've said this before but prepper types never seem to consider that the lone wolf act is going to get them immediately wrecked by the New Republic of Well Steve’s Always Been a Real Dick and I Bet He’s Got Some MREs in There
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
small city govt making infographics with this stuff. i absolutely get why they feel the need to do this and it's still dumb as hell. there might not be an affordable graphic designer available in Coos Bay, OR but that doesn't mean you have to resort to theft
generative AI infographic from a Coos Bay, Oregon email newsletter, imploring people not to misuse their drainpipes
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Games in the Key of D grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/67/#c...
Grassy browses online games at night on Big Jelly Games. Games under D, on the Games A to Z page include:
Dabby Dooby,
Dapper Damian,
Dig Me Out Of Hole, 
Dippo & Peepo,
Dippo & Peepo Laugh Again,
Doctor Boggy,
Doctor For Pony,
Doctor Of Ogres,
Don't Be Afraid Of The Talented Gardeners, 
Don't Be Quick To An Outsized Reaction,
Don't Fall Asleep On Papa,
Don't Get Caught In The Sunroom, 
Don't Go In The Famous Cupboard,
Don't Ignore His Falling Onions,
Don't Let Grandpa Find Your Chip,
Don't Let Megan See Your Intentions,
Don't Let Monica See Your CDs,
Don't Let The Balloon Touch My Nook,
Don't Let The Chef Know The Truth, 
Don't Listen To The Irritating Sound,
Don't Look Into The Off-Limits Drawer,
Don't Lose Your Tomato,
Don't Stop Beating Up Executive,
Don't Stop Putting Away Herbs.

A game-over screen from Don't Let the Balloon Touch My Nook says, Unfortunately, You have let the balloon touch my nook.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i saw a tiktok about how mewing in childhood is a sign of big dick energy and i can't stop thinking about it
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m @mjjii.com · 23/08/2026
Enormous Fish Could Collide with Earth

[image of a fish approaching earth]

The chances of an enormous fish colliding with Earth are less than 000000000000001%. It's nearly impossible. But it could happen, right?
Members of the religious group Paradise's Door certainly believe it's going to happen. Maxwell Orange, founder of Paradise's Door, has told his followers that the fish will collide with Earth soon. "We will become immortal after the fish arrives," said Orange.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Average after church customer at a restaurant
The skeleton beast from the movie Poltergeist
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
podcast about mobility & transit in latin america, call it Know Way, Jose
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
been noticing lately people on the bus asking their phone "how long till I reach Salmon Street?" and while it does seem to work for them I can't help but think they could just wordlessly glance at the screen, which they seemed to have been doing already. anyway I bet they use ai, for the same reason
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
can cats have acne. no reason just the idea bothers me
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
probably the worst thing that can happen to a person is when you get on a bus and sit down within too-good earshot of a guy speaking sincerely of how much he cherished the opportunity to meet his group of friends
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
girl please
screenshot, local NBC affiliate station news article pop-up:

"KGW8. Help Us Thrive: Please Allow Ads

"Your support allows us to keep delivering the local news and stories that matter to you. By adding our site to your adblocker's allowlist, you enable us to maintain the quality and accessibility of our free content. We appreciate your contribution to sustaining local journalism.

"Disable Your Adblocker"screenshot detail of the text "local news and stories"screenshot detail of the KGW logo which includes the NBC peacock
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
saw some folks waving flags on an overpass yesterday. three for Palestine, and one for um. uhh. hrmm. one for Iran
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my buddy texted me this story with the comment “embarrassing day to be a weezer fan.” i was like “day?!”
Rivers Cuomo painted in gold, wearing a shiny gold outfit, sitting next to Bluesky’s Jimmy Fallon. He clearly hates himself.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
watched a youtube about how the 80s economy was better but also how it was worse or the same. sometimes it's easy for me to forget how much I love when no one is happy with the conclusions
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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Turning on my VPN and opening an incognito window to do a search for "rockabilly"
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
holy shit
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if it weren't for the windows I'd have just assumed this was an ice 'facility'
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[mouth full of sauerkraut] what
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
theonion.com/when-you-are...
theonion.com
When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address
I consider you a friend, Douglas. Together, we have shared many adventures, from waiting in line for the Star Wars: Episode I premiere to meeting Mark "Dukat" Alaimo at ComiCon 2001. Your friendship i...
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
man… sometimes i see something so heinously, indefensibly evil that it… it just… sends me so over the top that I almost have to ask, am i an idiot for thinking this matters? bc this shit just continues to happen. over the course of 100 years! it continues to happen. and it gets worse all the time!
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hello. je m'appele Steven P Camera
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Threads is… very strange
I am a Scottish woman who is eight generation American. England originally stole my faith for me and edited it for the Vatican. The Vatican then took my faith as the rights to take over America. I want reparations and I want to fix my gods reputation.+
blakephotofilmco
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Getting married somewhere in Europe that
ISN'T Italy/France/Greece? PLEASE tell me where. I'm actively looking for unusual destination wedding locations.


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Why do american photographers think they can do this? This is EU tax fraud and it's illegal. If foreign photographers tried pulling this shit off in the US, they would be thrown in an ICE detention center.Channel 4: Remember, it's dangerous to look at directly and can cause long-term damage to your retinas, but enough about ITV there's also a solar eclipse tonight

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I'm sure Channel 4 think they are hilarious & maybe I'm too sensitive but as a vision impaired person I don't appreciate "jokes" about damaged retinas.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm thinking of composing the Lord of the Rings soundtrack. from where I'm sitting, there's basically no downside.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just went out to a food truck for butter chicken and I didn't know this going into it but that was my first time. in other news, I'm making butter chicken tomorrow
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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
huh. "life not worthy of life". where have i heard that before... can't quite remember. maybe it was in a different language first. bsky.app/profile/alja...
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what the fuck
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Art should make you feel like you're being chased by a wolf. If it doesn't make you feel that way it's not art. "What if it feels like being chased by a leopard?" then it's not art. It has to be a wolf.
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memento lessi @itsrealkeenan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
have unintentionally managed to avoid ever hearing any of this guy's material so I don't really have an opinion on him. if anything he's poised to get my endorsement just for being so successful despite having an awful smile. the worst, possibly
screenshot, Google News item: "Nate Bargatze sets new world record for most tickets sold for a stand-up tour" and there's a picture of him where he seems to be smiling? that's my guess anyway. not frowning , I think. and not looking confused. idkjust process of elimination.
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