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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 10h
@tricialockwood.bsky.social Hello! Do you have a website which gives your live event dates? Would love to see you if the opportunity arises and would be sad if I missed it. x
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 13h
Lads, he’s not someone from a council estate who’s won Britain’s Got Talent
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13h
About 10 years ago, my girlfriend's boss asked her what her dinner parties were like. People pay minimum wage in London and think their employees are throwing dinner parties.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 15h
I fear my feminism is slipping the older I get, given I was tickled/flattered rather than annoyed that I got hit on by a stranger passing by while I was sat outside a pub earlier.
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 15h
I really hope pundits can find a way to stop saying "despite everything going on off the pitch they're a great team" every match for the rest of the season
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 16h
Bumped into a nice man called John just now and: goodness me.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 16h
WHAT A SAD LITTLE LIFE, CITY
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Revenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guys I just got SUCH A CUTE HAIRCUT I'd better meet the love of my life today
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Might go and watch Liverpool-City in the pub tomorrow. Just 'cause.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Manchester is having one of its 'all of the weather all at once' days. 😎💨🌧
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting a flu jab the same week as one of the worst periods I've had in years and associated GI issues may have been a bad idea. I feel like a wrung out sponge.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stonking headache right as I'm off out to see a show. Luckily it's Phil Ellis so it'll be a calm, gentle experience.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have had two friends this week, independently of each other, message to tell me I featured in their dreams. I LIVE IN YOUR HEADS RENT-FREE!!! (is that the right phrase, I never fully understood what it meant)
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Booo 😬
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Phoebe @phoeberoi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tell you what, i always forget that’s what Pete Hegseth looks like, he’s like someone ran the reverse animorph process on a cartoon crocodile
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A unique little problem - realising I need to retire this bra because the straps keep sliding down and catching on my flu jab injection site, and OW.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quite possibly the most misplaced and short-lived hope ever, eh.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm in need of a new raincoat. Debenhams is suggesting something I'd label 'femme American Psycho'. www.debenhams.com/product/brav...
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't foresee any circumstances in which it would happen, but god I hope I get to meet Brian Blessed one day.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd like to think I wasn't totally naive about this but part of my NEW new job has started to get involved in staff and student visas and my GOD I'm appreciating even more how many bureaucratic hurdles the government put up in the way of people trying to enter the country. Christ.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
flu jab flu jab flu jab get yer flu jab
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: orders a coach for 57 people. Coach company: have you considered a coach for 53 people, turning up 20 mins late, driven by the grumpiest, most unhelpful man on earth?
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is just devastating - and terrifying, how those feelings and choices must have been reinforced by being around each other. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Three sisters who drowned in sea off Brighton took own lives, inquest finds
The bodies of Jane Adetoro, Christina Walters and Rebecca Walters were pulled from the sea in May.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Assuming her attorneys aren't being hyperbolic about the series of events depicted here, this woman might genuinely be immortal. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Christa Pike ‘angry, confused’ and unable to move arms after failed execution, lawyers say
Attorneys say Pike was set to be taken off life support before she woke up, as judge orders officials to preserve evidence
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You should go and see Rachel. She's very good, but also, the balls it takes to do a post like this - in a climate where comedians are encouraged to post nothing but wins, forever - merits your attendance on its own.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also one of my friends sent me this so that's what I'm gonna do from now on.
Picture of a sloth with the words 'female sloths don't have an elaborate mating ritual. Instead, they simply sit in trees and scream until a mate finds them. They do this 8-10 days each month and can emit high-pitched screams every 10 to 15 minutes until a mate arrives'
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they're calling David Hyde Pierce the sexiest and most charming man in history and they are correct to do so
What was your real relationship like off camera?
JL: Contentious.

DHP: A lot of sex.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 05/10/2026
"you should see the other guy!" I say, not as someone who gets into fights, just as an enthusiastic fan of different guys.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
awwwwww AWWWWWWW I adore them. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
‘He was devastatingly sexy’: Frasier’s Jane Leeves and David Hyde Pierce on the love between Daphne and Niles
From a breathless tango to a kiss that sent fans wild, the pair crafted a sensational seven-year TV crush. The real-life best friends talk first impressions, Casablanca moments – and having hot husban...
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 06/10/2026
every single part of this situation remains just completely baffling and nonsensical and so thoroughly, thoroughly dishonest and cruel
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Funny how he keeps leaving in a huff, eh?
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Liam Kirkaldy @liamkirkaldy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's more of a cormorant than a question", I say, with a wry smile, as my pet cormorant repeatedly dive bombs the panel, pecking at their eyes
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Altman as imagined by the brilliant Stephen Collins.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had an electrician pop by my flat this morning and he was both attractive and incredibly charming and god I can't cope with this before 9am.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this thread is absolutely correct, but on the other hand, I do find her seething no-holds-barred contempt for Jenrick to be one of her more relatable characteristics
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 04/10/2026
What's fascinating here is that both know exactly what they're doing and which side they would find themselves on regarding fascism and yet the Guardian still falls for the idea they represent two sides of the issue www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Jacob Rees-Mogg accuses Tucker Carlson of ‘verging on defending Hitler’
Former Tory minister defends UK decision to enter war in podcast with US rightwinger and Putin sympathiser
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the first time Jerry Hall had to evacuate from a coffin. #CelebrityTraitors
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MIRANDA: I think Man City should have the book thrown at them CHARLOTTE: just because they're rich doesn't mean they're guilty guys SAMANTHA: I'd let Haaland slip a few into my net ROSS KEMP: Carrie told me Big is moving to Paris...is that some kind of secret phrase to kill me in plain sight?
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp anytime someone looks at him #CelebrityTraitors
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what the picture of me holding the fish is for!
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little has united my TL more than utter disdain for Amol Rajan, it's beautiful. #celebtraitors
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 01/10/2026
you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh god, please no. Not Rajan.
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Ros @hurricaneros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#celebritytraitors When he won't pick up what you're putting down:
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