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Lorcan

@lorcan.gay
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Very sad, very shallow, and actually rather evil.

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/10/2026
Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io on Bluesky (the rare bluesky repost, as they've got me blocked.): This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 27/09/2026
Hey chat, is it possible to be loved without being known?
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😧 anguished + 🤠 cowboy =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😧 and 🤠.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brianna Wu teams up with aphobic, Anglophobic doomer and disgraced animal trainer, Liz Cheney, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
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The Dreamcast Junkyard (is 20 Years Old!) @thedreamcastjunkyard.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Dreamcast Magazine (Italy) had a single issue. This was the cover. AI could never generate this masterpiece.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 16/09/2026
@beardynoise.bsky.social he keeps going
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 15/09/2026
Circulating inside a shredder so they don’t damage the sale value of new clothes
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Youngster Joey @jcov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Girl the Iraq War
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 10/09/2026
I am on the bus and would like to go to a place, but I can’t because there are 10000 single occupant cars in front of me
A drag performer in a blonde wig holding a microphone with a deadpan expression standing in front of a partially cut off sign for a comedy club
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shenmue (Dreamcast, 1999)
An NPC is saying, "Don't you know that blackmail is way uncool?"
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 07/09/2026
How does a post blow up on Duolingo? Who are these people getting 30,000 reactions on their 100 day friend streak announcements?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wrong. Big Walk
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David Wearing @davidwearing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Until very recently, the word “woke” conveyed something beautiful: political awakening in the context of the African-American liberation struggle. The way it has been forcibly stripped from that context and transformed into a ubiquitous term of derision is shockingly cruel & inherently anti-black 1/
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I designed a new shirt to try to explain the fundamental nature of the human condition roryblank.bigcartel.com
A drawing of a cartoon cat's head, decapitated, screaming, tongue out, eyes bulging unnaturally out.

It says I Cannot Escape The Prison of Desire
I Am Forever Punished For My Inability to Reject My Yearning
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 25/08/2026
Me and a random old guy on the train noticed each other using Traksy and shared theories about why our train was delayed
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
24 Aug 2026
Grandma Nutmeg raises a flag on a flagpole that reads "UGH" as Heathcliff watches from a window. A mailman and a man watching his job look at the flag, and the mailman says "It's going up earlier than usual today."
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tekken: The Most Disturbing Game You've Never Heard Of
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 24/08/2026
Adding startup4investor to my profile so I can get funding
A Grindr screenshot showing a tap from the user “YOU NEED FUNDS?”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s time to center yourself by repeating these words of power.
Text with humorous "Warrior Affirmations" about interactions with Jesus, mentioning things like being cool, waiting before inviting Jesus home, and watching "Pawn Stars" on the couch.
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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
being trans means sometimes you walk into somebody's house and they've got all seven novels in the Wine Kampf series on the bookshelf, plus a twee little poster that says something like "Proud Witch of House Goebbels"
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 23/07/2026
Burninating the peasants is a coping mechanism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 20/07/2026
me, when my wife asks me why something in the news is happening
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Greetings, greetings! Oh, I see you're wounded. How sad.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 15/07/2026
Let me know how you find it, I've been curious about these
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 13/07/2026
You can’t play an erotic visual novel without dedicated flaps controls
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👻 SHEET GHOST 👻 @twolemonades.com · 13/07/2026
Saw a post recently calling Amanda Palmer "Steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 09/07/2026
Red pandas were called panda first, if you want to play this game then giant pandas are the ones that aren't really pandas
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I never had a teacher believe in me like this.
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 05/07/2026
Turkey 2002 Third Place Remember...
@samknight_one
ME (musical genius): I just wrote a 25 song rap musical about how
Christopher Columbus was the first immigrant. It's called "CHRIS!"
YOU (genius producer): Here's $15
million for a 6 month run on Broadway
THEM (genius audience): I just took out two new mortgages to buy tickets
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm in tears at this.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 01/07/2026
Cyberneticians looking for feedback in your area
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 01/07/2026
I'm about as malleable in my sexuality as a tungsten rod, but who gives a fuck if it is chosen? I don't subscribe to the idea that queerness is something wrong or shameful (read: sinful) that no one would ever choose for themselves. I would choose this. In every life, in every universe.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 30/06/2026
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2304919... Outstanding
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Ex-talented youth footballer left cloud of pepper spray over pub garden
A former youth football star who ‘squandered his talents’ in favour of an early life of gang violence returned to a pub armed with a pepper…
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...
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Raise the Colours Oxfordshire leader to stand trial over 'indecent child images'
A leading figure in the Oxfordshire's Raise the Colours movement is due to stand trial accused of making indecent child images.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 30/06/2026
www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2304919... Outstanding
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Ex-talented youth footballer left cloud of pepper spray over pub garden
A former youth football star who ‘squandered his talents’ in favour of an early life of gang violence returned to a pub armed with a pepper…
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 30/06/2026
No, an x86 processor is needed to host a soul
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Akihiro Miwa, one of #Japan’s earliest most visible LGBTQ+ icons, singers, and film stars, has died at 91. Their best known role overseas was in 1968's Black Lizard. www.sankei.com/article/2026...
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 27/06/2026
Does Bruno Mars eats men?
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Praise for the papacy is an example of how susceptible too many — including too many leftists — are to propaganda, and how expendable trans people are to them. Aggressively anti-trans institution becomes even more so, with devastating impacts, and still gets revered for vibes and vague statements.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/06/2026
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
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The True Source of Value
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Golden Egg factory inside the goose
What you see are the eggs
What produces them is the factory itself
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Shareholder Value = 3 eggs
Goose was not valued
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Eggs do not lay eggs
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Increase = 71
It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71
Goose value
71
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We had a heatwave in the summer of 76 and just got on with it. Back then the sun was known as Ra and his word was gospel. We fired 12 people from each community into the sun to appease him. Only four came back, but they were... different. Hose pipe ban was on. We got by visiting the old haunted well
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