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Lorcan

@lorcan.gay
308 followers 406 following 165 posts

Very sad, very shallow, and actually rather evil.

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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 10/09/2026
I am on the bus and would like to go to a place, but I can’t because there are 10000 single occupant cars in front of me
A drag performer in a blonde wig holding a microphone with a deadpan expression standing in front of a partially cut off sign for a comedy club
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 25/08/2026
Me and a random old guy on the train noticed each other using Traksy and shared theories about why our train was delayed
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 24/08/2026
Adding startup4investor to my profile so I can get funding
A Grindr screenshot showing a tap from the user “YOU NEED FUNDS?”
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 01/06/2026
Trans❤️or🧡cis💛our💚nukes💙won’t💜miss!
A low res photo of two people standing in front of rainbow coloured AWE logo, their faces have been censored out
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 05/04/2026
It’s meant to be Sunday, a day of rest. But not for me.
“He Lives” by Simon Dewey, featuring an anachronistic looking white and beardy Jesus wearing white robes and stepping out of his tomb
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 02/04/2026
Can’t find my protein shake bottle so we’re doing this the old fashioned way (even though you don’t shake those)
A hand holding a metal cocktail shaker with tumbler inserted, the tumbler is about halfway full of white foam
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 25/03/2026
Why are 90% of the suggested posts on Instagram from accounts like this? It’s always a bot account from India posting highlights of a “best of social media zingers” collection, and everything is a reel with music from some horrible AI band that only ever gets used by similar accounts
An Instagram profile of an account where all the reels have an identical thumbnail with the silhouette of a horned figure standing in front of white smoke.The about section of the account showing it was made in March 2026 and is based in IndiaA screenshot of one of the posts from the account which is some screenshot of a Twitter quip, is set to a song by SKARS, and has a rambling AI caption describing the Twitter interaction
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 23/03/2026
I saw old stuff and even older stuff
Me, a late 30’s beardy guy looking around, surrounded by Roman arches and stone workMe leaning on a rail and looking up at some stoneworkA limestone surface with an exposed ammonite fossil
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 19/03/2026
Why do I have more of these saved?
Another “Cornwall mentioned” anime girl, this one is standing in front of a sunny cliffside landscape holding a bottle of dead man’s fingers rum and a pasty, with a scone on her head (jam first, as is correct)
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 19/03/2026
An anime girl captioned “Cornwall mentioned” she is wearing a flat cap in yellow Cornish tartan, holding up a pasty and bottle of rattler, and is standing in front of St. Michael’s Mount
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 17/03/2026
The Italian countryside has taught me that it is possible to make a fascist fence post
A rusted iron fence, the large fence post is in the shape of a tall fasces (axe wrapped in a bundle of sticks)
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 09/02/2026
There is yaoi everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Two glass alembics in a copper basin, they are connected to each other in a way evocative of two people touching each other at waist height
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 08/11/2025
Me sitting in a bus wearing dark red shorts, a mesh button up shirt with mushrooms, ferns and flowers printed on it, and a bracelet with a leaves and berries design.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 05/11/2025
Me positively reviewing an album:
YouTube comment, @ilaydekel9142, 3 mesi fa 
“I met this at the beginning of the year at the height of my depression and instead of helping it did the exact opposite, but today I’m no longer in it. The
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 20/09/2025
What malicious homosexual is responsible for this?
A sticker on the floor depicting a bottle of Nyx “buttermelt Glazed” tinted sunscreen being inserted in to the hole of what appears to be a caramel glazed donut
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 28/08/2025
Sickos dot jaypeg
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 27/08/2025
It’s think about the Peppa Pig Father’s Day merch every day
A Father’s Day display in Tesco featuring Peppa pig boxer shorts, they are covered in a “#1 DAD” print, and the waist band is printed with “Daddy Pig”
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 22/08/2025
Happy pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
A large pride flag banner reading:
“PRIDE
The pride I feel for you fills me with pride -Tracey”
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 29/07/2025
Who are your gaming divas? 💅
Lee Chaolan/Violet: a man with purple centre parted hair, sunglasses, deep purple gloves and a purple fur trimmed jacket. He is holding a rose to his face and is captioned “you can do better than that, surely?”Ivy from Soul CaliburClovette from Cultist Simulator: a simple black and white bust of a woman with a maniacal smile, a short bob, feathered head band, and frilly choker. There is a harsh yellow highlight dividing the image verticallyUlala from Space Channel 5: a woman with pink hair tied up, she is wearing a silver retro sci fi outfit consisting of a boob tube/jet pack, conical mini skirt, a ray gun holstered on her thigh and knee high boots, she is holding a microphone and pointing with her other hand
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 28/07/2025
Some of you didn’t get passed through a holed stone as an infant and it shows.
The standing stone Mên-an-Tol, featuring three upright granite stones in a line, the end two are simple columns but the central one is a circle with a large hole through the centre.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 09/06/2025
Not quite smear frames, but the animations go through a lot of weird contorted positions to sell the movements, Kazuya’s sweeps in Tekken do a really good job of it but look horrible when still
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 20/03/2025
It is a marvel of engineering that these do not simply float away
Four large (approximately 15m tall) gas storage tanks with “Helium gas” printed on the side. They are in front of a grey warehouse looking building.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 17/02/2025
I don’t think he’s used to writing about this sort of thing
Since 1989, David J. Neal’s domain at the Miami Herald has expanded to include writing about Panthers (NHL and FIU), Dolphins, old school animation, food safety, fraud, naughty lawyers, bad doctors and all manner of breaking news. He drinks coladas whole. He does not work Indianapolis 500 Race Day.
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 09/02/2025
Please send help
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 17/12/2024
Bibaiting(?) my colleagues over Teams
A video chat window of a beardy man in a floral shirt with slight blue purple two tone lightingA three monitor set up where one outside monitor is a fully blue screen and the other is fully purple
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 16/12/2024
My pole dancing instructor asked us to bring a christmas outfit for next session...
A pair of red briefs hung on my arm with a white fur trim partially sewn around the waistband. The monitor in the background displays a scene from Arrival but with a Borzoi mirroring Amy Adams' pose
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 16/12/2024
Me and who?
The hilt of a sword featuring a head on the pommel and a smaller head making a pained expression below it
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 12/12/2024
Only real ones survive the vibe check
A large sharp probe attached to a Vibcheck instrument
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 12/12/2024
Gone mad with iPhone update and put Face ID on everything
A screenshot of a blurred screen with a text overlay saying “Face ID Required to open Bluesky”
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 07/12/2024
And cut up in to cute little cubes of Turkish delight
Two pieces of Turkish delight with dramatic backlighting so they don’t just look like opaque black chunks
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 07/12/2024
The sludge is placated
A foil lined tray full of a gelid opaque dark red substance
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 07/12/2024
Making malevolent sludge for the pot luck 😌
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 29/11/2024
So we post pole on fcf?
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 26/11/2024
First 😌
A BOC gas delivery van in front of some large building size liquid nitrogen tanks, the ground is covered in mist illuminated by orange lights
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 02/11/2024
It's been 84 years
A rank up screen from Tekken 8, with Kuma getting promoted to Tekken King
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 19/12/2023
Is Fabulosa deliberately trying to trick people in to drinking cleaning fluid?
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 12/10/2023
What did Locomia mean by this?
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 05/10/2023
Ar di would have loved this comparison
Comparisons as acceleration
= (0.8 to 1.1) x
acceleration experienced in the fatal crash of Diana, Princess of Wales (70 to 100g)
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Lorcan @lorcan.gay · 26/09/2023
Exciting new developments in hater technology
An email from Steam saying I’ve been given the Jester community award
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