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It's Liz!

@twolemonades.com
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I'm Liz (they/she)! 🏳️‍🌈 Baltimore's tallest non-binary gay mom. 💯 Neurodivergent leftist enthusiastic about: mixtapes, craft beer, poetry, and weird RPGs. 🗣️ BLM. ACAB. Trans rights. Free Palestine. 💌 twolemonades.com

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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 8h
A rare fully remote Narrative designer role: www.useparallel.com/app/candidat...
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Narrative Designer at Smile Break | Parallel
Job Summary We are looking for a Narrative Designer to join our fully remote game development team for an unannounced project within a high-profile IP. We are in development on an ambitious, unannounc...
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 11h
The discourse about lesbians sleeping with men has me ready to fight. As a lesbian who has fought my inner demons to feel like I have a "right" to call myself a lesbian ***AND*** who has had to deal with asshole "gold star" lesbians who question dykes like me, it really pisses me off.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 26/09/2026
incredibly excited for tonight's showwwwwww.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 25/09/2026
It turns out, if you were the kind of high schooler who memorized Robert's Rules of Order for debate in high school, you're going to be a pervert when you grow up.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 23/09/2026
Kids raised on ad supported tablet games won't know the difference.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 21/09/2026
The perverted lesbians online are in hysterics over a dead dove fic starring a woman called Sartha Thrace, super awesome pilot in a scifi war vs mechs, who they *insist* has no relation to Kara "Starbuck" Thrace, super awesome pilot in a scifi war vs robots. Dubious.
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026
This Taco Bell commercial has me calling my pussy a $9 luxe box.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026
The new Slothrust record fucking rips.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 20/09/2026
Saw some pics of Lauren Chan. Pretty good day to be gay.
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the spooky kid writes @thekidwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean
Baltimore at dusk, as seen from Federal Hill
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 18/09/2026
Well fuck. The Duncan Sheik news landing not an hour after I listened to his record Daylight is... hitting me extra hard. Whuf. He was such an important part of the musical fabric of my life.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 18/09/2026
The 16yo is interested in playing an Eclipse Phase one shot or short arc! Who wants to run for ussssss? (@andymonium.bsky.social or @adamjury.com, perhaps? Or maybe you have recommendations?)
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 14/09/2026
Southpaw is such a special bar: the feel of a casual spot for locals with a cocktail menu that’s both classic and original. Highly recommended from every angle.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 12/09/2026
It's a little disheartening to watch so many people get excited about the new Baltimore women's basketball team while our *2026 championship winning* women's tackle football team goes largely unnoticed.
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just need to go on a
Sportsnet scoreboard that has Little pitching and Holliday batting
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Information is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The digestive system as a tube map Original design by Jack Anderson www.radiologycafe.com/blog/digesti...
This infographic reimagines the human digestive system as a simplified subway map, using coloured lines to show how food and digestive secretions travel through the gastrointestinal tract. The red line traces the main path of food, beginning at the oesophagus, passing through the stomach, continuing into the duodenum and small intestine (represented here by the ileum), before reaching the caecum and then travelling through the colon to the sigmoid colon and rectum. Separate coloured branches represent organs that feed digestive juices into the system: the green line shows bile flowing from the liver via the gallbladder into the duodenum, while the yellow line shows digestive enzymes entering from the pancreas at the same location. The blue line outlines the large intestine (colon), which frames the small intestine before ending at the rectum. A short purple branch depicts the appendix extending from the caecum. By presenting the digestive tract as an interconnected transit network rather than an anatomical drawing, the graphic emphasizes the sequence of digestion and the convergence of food, bile and pancreatic enzymes in the duodenum while making the overall layout easier to understand.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026
Cardi B, Megan, and Glo for Superbowl halftime.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 11/09/2026
I saw a woman on Instagram add a can of tuna and peas to box macaroni and cheese. She called it a ~protein and fiber hack~. The fiber-maxification of my 1990s poor kid survival meals is... surreal.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026
people on bluesky simply have no concept of how universal this is among, like, normal people gen z and younger
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 10/09/2026
damn that’s crazy imagine if the patriots’ coach had spent the offseason focusing on not having backbreaking mistakes instead of tryna blow out backs
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 10/09/2026
Can you imagine if it happened on the kirkaversary
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Lindsay P Cohn @lindsaypcohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lir: then what good is magic? What use is wizardry, if it cannot even save a unicorn? Schmendrick: that’s what … heroes are for. Lir [pauses]: of course, that is exactly what heroes are for.
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Mystical Glowing Uni5 Unicorn
ALT: Mystical Glowing Uni5 Unicorn
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 10/09/2026
I didn't WANT to be saying it. And yet here we are. Saying it.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 10/09/2026
I feel like the moment that gaslighting men have this used against them, it'll get decommissioned. In the meantime, I hope so many women are able to send the shit their husbands say to their bestie group chats and they all get divorced.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 09/09/2026
We have reached the glorious part of the year where we get races on Sunday morning and football all afternoon and evening.
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello Wednesday. 🖼️ Margaret Tempest
Parent squirrel and two children squirrel dressed in clothes riding a bike  with countryside in the background, illustration.
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Second Chance, Inc. @secondchanceinc.org · 09/09/2026
If we reach 400 followers before October 1, we will show Bluesky the single creepiest thing that's ever been donated to us
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 08/09/2026
It is official: I am going to make Renn Faire at home this autumn. If we are IRL pals and you want to participate in my backyard festivities, please let me know!
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 08/09/2026
12yo: I just wish I was a furry SO BAD. Me: Darling daughter, I think that means you're a furry.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 07/09/2026
In the D&D session I ran yesterday, the all-tabaxi party found a long-dead mining operation with still-functional magic power suits big pickaxe hands... and they did not attempt to wear the suits out of the mine.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 07/09/2026
I keep trying to watch Lucky, but I'm five episodes in and it seems like a huge waste of Timothy Olyphant and Annette Bening.
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
BENOIT BLANC: I know what you are. EDWARD CULLEN: Say it. Out loud. Say it. BENOIT BLANC: As impossible and asinine as it may sound to say out loud, as of late, I have become no stranger to impossible and asinine affairs. I do believe that you are one of those... those... vampiric creatuhs.
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K.C. Mead-Brewer @kcmeadbrewer.com · 02/11/2023
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 06/09/2026
“I love beans!” –me every time I eat beans.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 06/09/2026
Every time one of the commentators says "Lesmo" at Monza, I say, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME."
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 05/09/2026
12yo: Mom? Me: Yes, baby? 12yo: How old do you think you will be when you die? Me: I hope in my 80s or 90s! That would be a nice, long life! 12yo: I don't like not knowing what will happen when you die. I don't want you to be nothing. Me: Are you familiar with the concept of existential dread?
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 05/09/2026
I can imagine few things gayer than a scimitar called TWINKLE.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 04/09/2026
The dulcet tones of Davide Valsecchi trackside at Monza.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 04/09/2026
I have just learned about Meryl's hot lesbian daughter.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I met a dolphin the other day, and we got along so well. We just clicked.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 04/09/2026
just remembered this.
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luke 🐾 @earthen-were.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fighting the horrors by sketching lesbian bear moms (drafting up ideas for a big woodburn) 🏳️‍🌈
black and white rough digital sketch of two female brown bears cuddling while four cubs nurse
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 03/09/2026
🎶 Black hole opened in the kitchen 🎶
Seven different ink paintings of curved space-time
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 03/09/2026
13yo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BANNED FURRIES FROM RENN FAIRE?! Me: The people who make the rules have decided that they don't want attendees in fur suits at the festival. 13yo: Uggggh. Mark my words, it's all bc there's too many normies at faire these days.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 02/09/2026
Demanding more sapphic books about women over 40.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 02/09/2026
I think repeated viewings of The Brave Little Toaster in childhood conditioned me to feel strong maternal instincts towards our robot vacuum.
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It's Liz! @twolemonades.com · 01/09/2026
Petition to start a new Renn Faire with ONLY furries.
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