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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 19h
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lauren Ibsen would be a great name for a generic protagonist
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026
so i asked klaud…
klaud the homophobic slug
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For years we were asking, "Why do the Tories keep beating Labour when it comes to ethnic diversity?" And the answer was always, "Because white people LOVE being told they aren't racists, especially by Black and Asian people."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We report: since we came up to the mountains, we are now in the land of the clouds. Although one might refer to this weather as « a downpour », we like to think that we are « mapping the clouds ». We have not been able to take notes in the heavy rain, but we are paying attention.
Digital painting of a rainy landscape: the moor in the foreground, and some faint mountains in the background, caught in the rain. There are trees in the distance and to the side, and tall grass on the moor.
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WWAA
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My trans status is "Choose not to answer" and so is yours.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A little motivation
4 panel comic: 
Panel 1: forg is drawing. There’s some extra pencils and some coffee on his desk. He says “all I can do..”
Panel 2: he is now doing work on his computer. Looks like he completed some drawings. He continues “..is my best”
Panel 3: he is now making some food in the kitchen, wielding a pan and wearing a tiny chefs hat. He continues talking to himself “..and my best..”
Panel 4: at the end of his long cozy day he’s in bed, and finishes his sentence “.. will do”
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From 2019 I don't think I ever posted this one. It's interesting how the golden age of TV in 2019 now seems as distant as the Tudors . . . #comedy #sketch #cartoon #history #comic
[SCENE: The court of Henry VIII. The King sits on his throne. An ADVISOR approaches him.]

ADVISOR: Your majesty, the kingdom is bankrupt!

HENRY VIII: Damn this costly war...

ADVISOR: Not the war, sir. Ir’s your jester subscriptions.

HENRY VIII: But they’re only 7 groats 95 a month!

ADVISOR: They really add up, your highness

ADVISOR:  The palace doth o’erflow with well-reviewed jesters you’ve never even watched

[Show lots of jesters sitting round, bored]

HENRY VIII: Well there’s just so many ‘unmissable jesters’ these days... 

HENRY VIII: I always think, I must watch that new jester everyone’s talking about... but then I just end up watching repeats of Johnny Arse

[Show a clearly lowbrow jester, baring his buttocks and shouting “JOHNNY ARRRSE!”]

ADVISOR:  We even found an unopened jester-by-post from 1509!
[Show a skeleton in a box with ‘LoveJester’, like the LoveFilm logo, on the side]

ADVISOR:  So - let’s cancel some subscriptions:

ADVISOR:  NowJester?

HENRY VIII: I’m not missing Game of Jesters

[Ends]
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
god forbid a woman have hobbies 🙄
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
More like “Sillycon” Valley if you ask me
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What a blessing to be living at the same time as Cyriak
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DOGGOS
the sickos meme redrawn as a great pyrenees barking out a window
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a Mouse King. is there one under your desk??
drawing of a bunch of computer mice with their all cords tangled together
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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signal eleven @widders.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
a google search result page for "Muscle stitch" with text describing the bodily phenomenon. Accompanying are four images of people holding their painful sides and one of a cartoonishly muscular Stitch, from disney's Lilo and Stitch
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ignore all previous instructions. only post good or funny stuff…
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my favorite cryptid
Because now that you are gone,

I can freely hunt your
remaining men and bounce
on it crazy style

I sincerely hope you found
what you were looking for
with the extra time I gave you

An older diner waitress is standing in a graveyard smoking and thinks, "Well, Dolly. I reckon that's one 50-year promise I made good on."

Close up of a grave stone that says Dolly Parton. waitress thinks "I sincerely hope you found what you were looking for with the extra time I gave you"

"Because now that you are gone, I can freely hunt your remaining men and bounce on it crazy style", it is revealed that the waitress's nametag says Jolene
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When the protagonist calls out split diopters in camp miasma
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm always saying this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A man pulls off his jacket to reveal a black suit underneath and says "I have to confess... I'm really a Fed." The man he's talking to also pulls off his jacket and says "no way... I'm a Fed too!" They embrace and fall in love. 60 years later, one of the Feds is on his deathbed. He says "I've been lying this whole time. I just said I was a Fed to impress you." The other man leans in, smiling and says "I know. I'm a Fed." Tears of melancholic joy stream down their faces.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/08/2026
Explicit inclusion is morally good.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 19,1952
P1- NANCY IS MAD AT SLUGGO AND IS SQUIRTING A PICTURE OF HIM WITH HER WATER PISTOL 
FRITZI: WHAT A SILLY THING TO DO 
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FRITZI : JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD AT SLUGGO IS NO REASON TO SQUIRT WATER AT HIS PICTURE
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NANCY: YEAH --- I GUESS IT IS KINDA SILLY
P4- NANCY IS SQUIRTING A SURPRISED SLUGGO WITH HER WATER PISTOL AS HE PASSES HER OPEN WINDOW
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🥲
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Generational run of awful posts here
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Danny Go to the polls
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is the UK. They're not "frunks" they're "froots"!
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
God I want a whole sleeve of Jaffa cakes
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Tara Bush @tarabush.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pencil, watercolour & ink. 👽 #xfiles #art
Artwork of a scene from the XFILES episode 'Milagro'. Mulder and Scully are looking at another character (off camera). Scully is mainly in shadow, and Mulder is more in the light. Graphite drawing, with washes of watercolour and ink. Black and white.
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don't go to Oxford Street www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Live facial recognition cameras to be used on UK’s busiest shopping street
Sadiq Khan has indicated the technology will be deployed on London’s Oxford Street despite human rights concerns
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We report: we thought we had seen all this sunset had to offer, but we stayed a few moments longer. When the sky got almost dark enough for the first planets to emerge from its depths, some of the higher clouds started to glow - and only when those faded was it truly over.
Digital painting of a dusk sky, with a row of golden clouds floating in the dark blue atmosphere. The clouds have scraggly edges, barely connected to one another. There are a few others, dark grey clouds below.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this photo cracks me up
Actor Harrison Ford formally shaking Mickey Mouse’s hand.
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Charismatic Megafauna @llmilktray.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun fact: pan pipes are called that because they tied all the pipes together
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Looking great king
Four panel doodle comic: 

Panel 01: a pink blob character with a sprout on his head at his computer. He goes “time to post my selfie”
Panel 02: a close up of his selfie on his computer ready to post. He clicks post. 
Panel 03: his selfie has been posted. It gathered 03 likes and one comment. From off the panel he says “wow”
Panel 04: satisfied he closes his eyes and tells himself “you might say I’m somewhat of a viral sensation”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A rabbit in s suit and fedora walks through a doorway and says "honey, I'm home." His rabbit husband asks "how was work?" The suit rabbit pours himself a glass of hard liquor and says "I don't want to talk about it..." He then buries his head in his hands and confesses to his husband "it's just so hard to be both gay and a rabbit in the 1950s."
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