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Sam Lloyd

@llamsoyd.bsky.social
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My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 2h
sometimes you go 36 birthdays before realizing that wasn’t just a SpongeBob joke and that your birthday is actually Leif Erikson day. wild
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 09/10/2026
Today is Leif Erikson Day.
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Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 10h
Angel Reese is the best player on a team going to the WNBA Finals. Also DPOY. Haven't written many pieces that have aged better than this one.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 11h
I was once a New York Liberty fan BUT now that all is right with the W again and Portland has the Fire back, so long second-best pizza city in the country you are nothing to me. (Angel Reese, though, hello)
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Michael @bravesandbirds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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WNBA @wnba.com · 20h
The WNBA mourns the passing of Heidi Burge Horton. Heidi played in the league’s first two seasons, representing the Los Angeles Sparks in 1997 and Washington Mystics in 1998. Our thoughts are with her family, friends, and loved ones.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 14h
Please look at this dog
This is maybe a dog but also maybe some kind of weird collapsible handbag or a slumbering albino kangaroo or a canine pocket dimension, anyway if it is a dog, it’s a dog sleeping in such a way that his back legs are folded up all the way up past his nose which is only possible in an Escher print, anyway his name is Cooper, he is a hound lab mix, he is baby
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shimmman1.eurosky.social @shimmman1.eurosky.social · 14h
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15h
I wrote this speech and am very pleased with how well he delivered it.
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 17h
Abood's epilepsy medication has run out, leaving him vulnerable to severe seizures. His family is homeless in Gaza & cannot afford the treatment he needs💔 Please don't let Abood face this battle without the medicine that could protect his life. Donate to save Abood's life chuffed.org/project/1844...
Abood is a boy holding a sign that reads I'm Abood from Gaza
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 15h
Bluesky entered my life at the exact right time, I can post about Costco and tires and no one is like "oh boring," everyone just says "oh yes I too am between the ages of 35 and 55 and I too have spent a lot of time contemplating various aspects of Costco and tires"
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 15h
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 20h
One of the last Old World personalities
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20h
Da bearsssss
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19h
That kicker is wearing bike shorts
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BeardedVirgoKing 9.5⚜️ @jes55.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HINGA DINGA DERGIN
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay fine. I will win the NFC East.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
their opponent waiting in the ALCS is Florida
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
but yeah it’s honestly not even close. they should really be this postseason’s sentimental favorites, especially if you just watched Moneyball and buy into the whole ”there’s fifty feet of crap and then there’s us”, owners in small markets aren’t cheap that’s just the maximum they can spend, thing
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will Howard
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
feel like with how, uh, vocal Mariner fans and Met fans are, it kinda flies under the radar that Cleveland’s baseball team is far and away the most tortured in the sport. doesn’t help that the White Sox are the internet’s team and everyone kinda forgot about other Cleveland teams after the 2016 Cavs
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Cowboys have basically had 20 years of excellent quarterback play from one guy who went undrafted and another who they took with a 4th rounder and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jameis?? no I simply cannot
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
who else is going to win their division?? it’s awful!
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Philadelphia Eagles fans loathe their team more than any other fanbase in all of sports, just absolute blinding vicious hatred for everyone from the GM to the coach to the quarterback all the way down to the waterboy. I can’t imagine a scenario where their team doesn’t host a playoff game in January
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 09/10/2026
Don't go Jerry. Where ya going?
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
today’s dallas cowboys horrendous way to lose: get dominated at home by an 0-4 team
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Liv Sexy NJ @livsexynj.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Where you going Jerry?
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i dont like when cowboys fans complain. it’s not your job to make fun of yourselves or your team. that’s our job
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the fifth postseason game in which one of the starters went less than an inning.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Retiring from Tentpole after making a $1.225B post-apocalyptic superhero movie starring Kathryn Hepburn and directed by Brad Bird
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨🚨An urgent humanitarian appeal:My baby newborn in critical condition suffering severe jaundice,adangerous viral infection, malnutrition Even smallest contribution can make a real difference Please donate if you can,share Please dont letme lose him Ibeg you😭🙏🏻💔 Molly shah✅ chuffed.org/project/save...
Beautiful baby with iv and mask
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Boneless Wings…Lover @coachd21.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
NBA IS BACK IN 12 DAYS!!
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Polar Bear Would Meme
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
flight delayed “due to feces”
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU, MBA: pumpkin spice burrito ME, ENTREPRENEUR: adobo chicken latte
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💔 Ahmed is still suffering with his abdomen open. He cries from unbearable pain, while infection threatens his fragile body. He urgently needs surgery, but every hour of delay could cost him his life. We are terrified of losing this little boy. Please help Ahmed now. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/mahm...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg they have him listed on the coaching staff
the Northwestern State volleyball coaching staff, which is mainly people but also has Champaigne, the labrador retriever, listed as "digs coach"
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Om jameel:After losing her tent in the shelling,she faced a critical health crisis;she suffers from a loose heart valve&has now developed a hemorrhage& a uterine wall tear She needs $200 for her surgery to stop bleeding The danger is extremely high Return her to her kids😭 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Om Jameel in a hospital bed, wearing a hospital gown. A hand is caressing her cheek. She has an IV access on her left hand. Her face is blurred.Om  Jameel wearing a white patterned abaya, sitting on a mattress hugged by her five children. Clothes on shelves can be seen in the background.Om Jameel resting in a hospital bed after her preliminary surgery. Her face is blurred.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the irony here is that the Dodgers were much bigger heels when they were playoff chokers (cc: Manny Ramirez, Yasiel Puig, Zack Greinke, Kershaw back then just felt like a happy camp counselor because his homophobia wasn’t public yet, etc) than they are now that they’re actually getting October luck
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is where the Dodgers could really stand to throw everyone a bone. with Kershaw and Treinen gone there’s not a Warriors Draymond or a Pats Brady among them. people are resorting to deluding themselves into believing the Ohtani crap! the least LA could do is ask the Padres to borrow Manny Machado
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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feral bat @feralhattie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll show you civil, motherfucker [greets you cordially, with a gentle smile and slight bow]
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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