Reposted by Liz TollfreeMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/10/2026"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54Cbuff.lyIs It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin... 121104352
Reposted by Liz TollfreeNeil Tollfree @neiltollfree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m certainly celebrating @mcsweeneys.net publishing this by getting sober as f- tonight. Cheers. Hic. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Friday Night, Bro: Let’s Get Sober as Fuck“Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes,... 1265
Reposted by Liz TollfreeClaire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys 231972413
Reposted by Liz TollfreeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth. 359124383125
Reposted by Liz TollfreeIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026In September, my cousin read the Telegraph for the very first time Now he's eating horse—it's June 5619
Reposted by Liz TollfreeEddie Robson is at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Still true #WorldCup 021748
Reposted by Liz TollfreeAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love this. Unmute. 8387982721
Reposted by Liz TollfreeStanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026There is evidence this is an age-old custom that British politicians adopted from other cultures 1660066
Reposted by Liz TollfreePwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new 262808481
Liz Tollfree @liztollfree.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Damn.static.klipy.comGiles' Iconic Glare in Buffy The Vampire SlayerALT: Giles' Iconic Glare in Buffy The Vampire Slayer 000
Reposted by Liz TollfreeNeil Tollfree @neiltollfree.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Good news for me @pointsincase.com published my article. So hoorah! www.pointsincase.com/articles/oh-...pointsincase.comOh Thank God, the Man Who Shouts “Somebody Get Help” Is HereHey, Officer, don’t look so worried. I’m the best there is. I advised Al Pacino on how to shout “somebody get help” in Heat. 032
Reposted by Liz TollfreeNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/05/2026We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight. 7871972472
Reposted by Liz TollfreeGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 04/05/2026If you're into brutalist architecture, vinyl records or retro pattern, you might like my shop. Prints, cards, homewares and more. Designed in Manchester. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk #VinylRecords #BrutalistArchitecture 17350
Reposted by Liz TollfreeTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026That's the west coast mainline for you 372267416
Reposted by Liz TollfreeDamian Haywood @damohaywood.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson. 291370392
Reposted by Liz TollfreeChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594923393
Reposted by Liz TollfreeEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am 15606109
Reposted by Liz TollfreeTessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 15/04/2026How could The Onion ever parody this?nytimes.comVance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology 714827
Reposted by Liz TollfreeTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Never forget 517828
Liz Tollfree @liztollfree.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Thank you for this post. I am very much enjoying the replies it has generated. 110
Reposted by Liz TollfreeGlaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026The world is a dark place. My dog has a hat with a propeller on it. I will keep posting it. 3357
Reposted by Liz TollfreeWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 24/03/2026This is Stan. He is the guardian of the stairs. It's his first day and he's a little nervous. Really hoping you don't try to pass. 12/10 (TT: stanthehotdawg) 580150651454
Reposted by Liz TollfreeSpaghetti @spaghettibeaver.bsky.social · 26/03/2026maybe my favorite thing on the internet: neal.fun/deep-sea/neal.funThe Deep SeaScroll down the deep sea in this interactive page. 28506236
Reposted by Liz TollfreeSTP Guy @stpguy3.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I've just reviewed my 52nd Sticky Toffee Pudding. But what did it get out of 10? 1440086
Reposted by Liz TollfreeTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/03/2026Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡 6765361251
Reposted by Liz TollfreeMartin Nicholls @martinnicholls.bsky.social · 26/02/2026In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator... stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.appstirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.appAllister Heath Headline Generator 5231566521
Reposted by Liz Tollfreelocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head 6255406421
Reposted by Liz TollfreeMisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Put! It! Back!bbc.com'Smiling' fossil discovered in NorthumberlandThe unusual looking fossil is estimated to be a few hundred million years old dating to the Carboniferous period. 52705385
Reposted by Liz TollfreeKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 10/02/2026allllll together now: BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES 22612183
Reposted by Liz TollfreeOzma @psychicozma.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town. 4248505068
Reposted by Liz Tollfreepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are 533570428
Reposted by Liz TollfreeKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 05/02/2026Please, my magic bean, it is very sick 2035904774
Reposted by Liz TollfreeHowlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING. 311590320
Reposted by Liz TollfreeStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026It's a finely balanced decision. On the one hand, you have the architect of a strategy that is not working, who could not do this job in opposition *the first time*, and buy the PM breathing space. On the other, moving it would involve admitting that some of the PM's old legal buddies were right. 2335072
Reposted by Liz TollfreeTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Saw your Nan down Tesco, she’s looking well 8615
Reposted by Liz TollfreeWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation 172619463
Reposted by Liz Tollfree852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 31/01/2026May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video. 52648610
Reposted by Liz TollfreeJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 31/01/2026...they told her no, didn't they 911578274
