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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 8m
My big problem with Digger is Tom Cruise. I've not watched one of his films Minority Report.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 16m
Monday.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 8h
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Austin Powers: Ouch, Baby! Very Ouch!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 11h
Your Party is officially Racist now Caroline. I personally wouldn't want to remain in a Racist Political Party,but you do you.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 19h
I've got decorating to do,vans I absolutely don't want to do it. 😥
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 20h
Went out last night to our local Live Bands weekend in town, because Daughter's (15) friend was singing. Bumped into My Sister In-law / Niece & decided to chance getting Daughter into the pub afterwards. She absolutely hated it & is now blaming me for her headache (she didn't alcohol). 🙄
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
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S12E18 Trilogy of Error (CABF14) 29 April 2001
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just harvested my last Cucumber of the season. It's October. 👀
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never argue with idiots...
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just boarded the Plane home. Now we wait. 🤞
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rate my Breakfast. 👍
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ended up in a Curry House for a meal. Ordered a 660ml bottle of beer, it turned up in a 568ml pint glass. Told the absolutely brilliant waiter who took over that that's the reason I didn't give a Tip. People notice these things, the owners should know.
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The client found out I wasn't doing the Project. They complained. I'm now doing the Project and going to Finland.
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Dwight Schrute's Smirk
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@stemwinder @stemwinder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#adamdthompson
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone watching Traitors, is it?
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Tony Stark's Annoyed Eye Roll
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good Evening from Northern Irish Northern Ireland. 👍
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Top TV Commercialing. 👍
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The 0.1% of Bacteria. 👍
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Empty seat next to me on the flight, lads.
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Tom Cruise Puts On Shades
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is the Truth that the coach, and everyone else, thinks he's past it and a detriment to the team?
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen has passed away , I don't agree with her campaign for assisted dying, but RIP.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Football Fans still call out Leeds for being Dirty, which stems back 50 years. The "Same Old Arsenal, Always Cheating" has been going around for well over 20 years. People are still calling it "Fergie Time" when Manchester United score in stoppage time. Manchester City are NEVER living this down.
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Manchester City are stripped of their titles and they're handed to the teams that finished 2nd, then the players of those teams should do an open top bus tour of their citys... And United's buses should drive past the Etihad. 👍
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your Parties Political Conference takes place at a Weekend,then you're not in a serious Political Party...
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obsessed with the idea that people were genuinely surprised that Manchester City were cheating on dodgy sponsorship deals when they can't even fill up their stadium...
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, I thought the Greens see Pensioner Boomers AS The Rich...
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shocking?
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Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to write a thread about this. If you don't like it, feel free to block me. But I hope at least some of you will listen. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
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Jewish Greens face sanctions for belonging to ‘Zionist’ synagogues
The Green Party rejected an amendment to protect Jewish members attending self-declared ‘Zionist’ organisations from reports of racism
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only one lawyer can save Man City
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Random colleague from India asked me to help him in an area that I haven't worked in, but am somehow competent in. I said no for many technical reasons 2 hours later he called me & asked me the same question, trying to show me how easy it is. What part of No did you not understand the first time?
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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BBC Sport {bot} @bbcsport.xmirror.bot · 29/09/2026
🗣️"The severity of the ruling against Man City has become clear." BBC Sports editor @danroan explains exactly what charges Man City have been found guilty of...
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Triple Lock is something that a lot of people who can actually be bothered to vote are interested in. Burnham's plans to sort out care for the elderly had better be outstanding, because it might just be the thing that loses him the next election...
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Didn't watch the Burnham Speech because I think he's a Cock and I don't believe a word he says.
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lucille Ball Sticking Tongue Out
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A house near me has this Autumn decoration on their front lawn... Is it just me, or is this normal behavior?
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't think that over reacting (if that is what has actually happened) to men in masks next to an Air Base is a Bad Thing.
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of people complaining about products with added protein on here today. Blame the people on the Fat Jab. It's being made specifically for them.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who... Who tosses off to Toy Story?
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Tom Delonge Blink182 Wtf Meme
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found a Tenner when I was on my walk.
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Michael Scott Emotional Moment
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No.
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reader, you may be shocked to hear that you definitely CAN post this Trailer on Twitter (I still refuse to call it the other thing).
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Fry's Shocked Reaction in Futurama
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just reread this, best to move the profanity... "We are such stuff as dreams are fucking made on"
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"We are such stuff as fucking dreams are made on"
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Presuming Ed @presuming-ed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just realised I've been arguing with a Parody WUM account...
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Skeletor Yells 'Ahh Curses' Angrily
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