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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf

@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
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Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅.

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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h
Whomst?
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George Costanza's Yankees Excitement
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h
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Uncle Ben Rice: Spoonful of Fluffy Grains
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard count WITH motion?
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Billy Butcher The Boys
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife: <sends house listing> Me: <looks at it, creates funny photo> Wife: <angry she is not in photo> Me:
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
<insert Morgan Freeman quote about hope>
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just landed and the first thing I see is that our kicker is trash.
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Colin Jost's 'Wow, Again?' Reaction
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rainy city bitch pigeons: Confirmed frauds
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s 2026. We’re all in bubbles of various design. But these bubbles have Anakin talking about wrecking Yoda.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Socialists: I know you can’t afford to fly enough to get Plus Points. So stop adding taxes to those of us who do fly enough and want to use our plus points to upgrade. LHR and the UK are failed socialists states taxing everyone who even ponders visiting.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To remain pinned until the situation is resolved
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The AI money machine will keep going though…right?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s raining. I’m driving from Dulles to Crystal City. This can only one mean thing.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man You
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jameis doesn’t overthrow: He draws PI calls.
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Denzel Washington: The Shit's Chess
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Positive vibes up for Dart, but guys we get Famous Jameis football tonight.
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Jameis Winston's Funny Face with New York Giants
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2000-2011: Everybody was hella sad, the wars sucked, but the music was awesome. Basically the 60s but emo. And with better CAS
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
…vaxxed?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Knuck If You Buck Performance
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WW3 very well may kick off with Russian aggression but the weirdos haven’t made that connection yet with regard to this new Greenland stuff. They really do think we just got a new state. The timing and substance of this agreement is pretty obvious.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Big buildup you say? Weird.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Update. I live here now.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah yes. Dulles. The ultimate test of an uber driver.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
KENNEDY CENTER DEMOLITION
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I’m away on travel, @allthingscivil.bsky.social likes to send me photos of Oswald to make me feel guilty. And it works.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pete Alonso: Certified Good Dude.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They truly are stupid
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ramos just waving at everything and then chipping it straight to the pitcher for a double play and setting up a bases loaded, no runs scenario is exactly how I expect the Yankees to try to play small ball.
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Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss Says 'Ok Alright'
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good stuff right here.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Chiefs aren’t good. The Broncos are very, very bad.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NOBODY CALLS THAT
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nice to see the Chiefs still hold.
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Will Halstead on Chicago Med: They're Criminals
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He howls when the Yankees win.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
r = 10% lol.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s 2026. Traditional loyalties and convictions mean little when weighed against the chance to witness the destruction of your enemies, or at least those whose fanbase and state are an affront to humanity. Wherever you fall on the ideological gradient, remember: tonight, we are all Ohio State.
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Ryan Reynolds Says Fine
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found the problem.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok I’ve seen enough. Get Cole a bigger glove. He’s tipping. Sasaki has the right idea.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cole…
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What It Feels Like Paying PG&E
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Brock Purdy Nfl
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s back.
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Deebo Deebo Friday
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Fuck Em
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
America’s Linebacker
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Deezware Fred Warner
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
87 doesn’t know what year it is after that hit.
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Lord Have Mercy Reaction Meme
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Demarcus Robinson to every Rams DB
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mike Evans is still a gangster.
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Man Reacts with 'Oh My Sweet Jesus'
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Football Interception Reaction
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good job Brock. You’re doing great.
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Leslie Jordan Says Well, Shit
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Boomer moment: Ok. We’re Americans. It’s Melbourne. It’s Brisbane. It’s Perth. Hearing gringos try a fake Aussie “Melbin, Brizbin, Pehth” offends me to my. We forced the NFL on them. They paid to watch our sport. Fix yourself, Netflix announcers.
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USA Fan in Eagle Mask at Sports Match
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
$45k to sell your soul is pretty lame honestly. “Here. Go buy a Mazda CX-90 you broke mfer. Now go pick up more diapers and a Big Mac.”
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Cruella De Vil's Wild Race
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