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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10h
sometimes I feel like the least most judgmental person if that makes sense
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10h
my dog and cat have ruined other dogs and cats for me because they’re simply so precious and pure
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11h
is anyone plotting anything and if so can I join you
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11h
it’s supposed to change colors (I had it on wicked (pink and green)) but the battery was running low and I scared a lady when I was running out of the woods
Running selfie
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11h
do people waiting to make a left who inch forward toward the intersection at a red light know the reason the stop line is so far back is to give other cars room to make their turn or are they just stupid
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13h
waiting for the sun to set a little more to test out my new running light/visibility vest
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 17h
asking again
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 18h
chickpea ceasar salad wrap just doesn’t hit the same as a chicken ceasar salad wrap :(
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 20h
people keep thinking my dad is in his earl sixties when he is 74 so I guess i have that to look forward to
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can Debbie Jellinsky say faggot? Discuss.
Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in the Addams family values holding a gun
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Yellowjackets stranded in the Canadian wilderness:
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“i like being called a good boy” yeah and i like being given money 😍
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lol, lmao even
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I keep reading Mena Suvari and thinking it’s Mira Sorvino :(
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
years ago at the start of the pandemic I unfollowed a girl who was following thousands of people (before remove a follower was a function) thinking if she noticed she would also just unfollow. Nope messaged me and said it was a dick move (we had never interacted)
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tinder keeps giving me notifications for messages that were sent years ago
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s okay to unfollow that person you met at a bar bathroom five years ago and haven’t spoken to since btw
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey if you gave me anywhere between $5 and $50,000 you would be supporting an lgbtq content creator wouldn’t that be nice
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my nosey disposition and research is wasted in an office setting I should be solving crimes
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ran without any pain in my ankle since my tumble
Shakira looking sultry
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
running through the dark woods so as to hone my tactile senses
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
woman who includes me on every email to our department shocked to learn it makes me miss the things she actually needs me to do
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my local bi dl side who can’t host is back from his vacation it seems, hope he enjoyed time with his family life and kids 🥰
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
wdym no new bobs until 2027? what am I to do just watch Haunted Hotel???
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
all these talks of blocks and mutes and clearsky has been down so I can’t do my own research :(
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
taking applications for my bailiff
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I should have my own court room show where I am the judge
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tbh the real losers of the kelly Clarkson’s art of play mechanical bird saga are the people review bombing a small business on a celebrity’s behalf
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
have not watched the new Carrie series, but have in fact seen multiple scenes from the show (including the final) within 24 hours of its release last week becuase of content farm Instagram accounts
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who amongst us has not been looked down upon by a Brooklyn oddities shop?
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If I had a Time Machine I would transport my enemies to a TJ Maxx/HomeGoods store on Black Friday in 2010
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
happy national coming out day in 2013 my friend and I each came to each other through Snapchat and interstate every day not having the Snapchat
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
juicy bootoure
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it’s when the Parker Twins were at the isolation cabin in the parent trap weather outside
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
making opinions based on all your scream rankings
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if you want to see how cooked we are about AI - look at any of the comments under Jesha Stevens (“and it’s guy healthy”) videos “how does this berry stay perfectly placed on the bun, it’s AI” no it’s editing “Why does the light change” becuase it’s filmed over the course of a few days
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
would love to be a fruit bat
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve had five different kinds of cake in the last 24 hours
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it’s good video trends weren’t around in the 2010s otherwise we would have bears playing “Cups” from pitch perfect on their stomachs and who wants to see that??? 👀
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Idea for a gay and their girl bestie: Mr. Tumnus and Lucy
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t like the jar trend why are we putting things in jars
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sarah Sanderson should have been put at the club
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my mom thinks baking a cake together is going to be cute but it’s more me saying “no, not like that” and her being “what do you mean”
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
👨‍🍼
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
today has been exhausting
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hate when people are hotter and smarter than me like who do you think you are
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it shouldn’t surprise me that things are going haywire because my dad is for all intents and purposes an idea man and has never planned anything in his life
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
does no one in this family know how to regulate their emotions???
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every day I think about my coworker who won the lottery and quit and my colleague who had enough, quit and now works in her fathers goat farm
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