Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[IN A TV DRAMA PRODUCTION MEETING] “So, this scene where she gets texted a vital piece of information - we could have it written out clearly on the screen, Sherlock-style, BUT, I say we go with a brief glimpse of her phone at a weird angle, so it’s impossible to read without pausing” 1285
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 22hJust roasted a butternut squash. Feeling as autumnal AF. 2200
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good to know that BBC DG supports the copyright infringement of multiple writers. Good. To. Know. 3287
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026people with no ability to create are humping ai because it gave them a seat at a table the think is the same table as creativity. 416614
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1761632349
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthLydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not enough creepy men have been throat punched and it shows 2446
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Leeds Peeps! It's beginning to look a lot like... Spooky Season. And you can indulge in some Halloween fun for a really good cause. Help us to give some Care Experienced young people a Christmas Day to remember. 25th Oct. 2-5pm. The Slung Low Warehouse. Tombola, daft quiz, raffle, nice eats. 011
Reposted by Lisa Holdsworth𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026#PSA 9565219
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthJoanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In my Inbox today: a very nice e-mail from a festival abroad, outlining the precise details of where they are based and what they would like me to do, plus details of the fee they're offering, and an assurance that they cover transport and accommodation. There. Not so difficult, is it?static.klipy.comWill Smith as Mike Lowrey: Dawg, This What We DoALT: Will Smith as Mike Lowrey: Dawg, This What We Do 525518
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.static.klipy.comAmy Poehler's Perfect Chef's KissALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss 652872545
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthJames Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our first reading announcement - @0tralala.bsky.social will be reading from his novelisation of Terrance Dicks' The Six Doctors for #DoctorWho #TargetBookClub tickets: bit.ly/smallbluebox 3329
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert 59519
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 258107
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthProfessionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched. 872689841
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthBen Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Disney bought Fox in 2019 so they could compete with Netflix. Since then they have laid off at least 7000 people, jacked up prices, repeatedly introduced ads until they're on every tier, and only last year turned their first streaming profit. The mergers haven't been good for anyone. 20714195
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 19/09/2026It might feel a bit early, but I’ve had so many requests already… My 2026 Christmas Cards are now available to pre-order. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas 38552
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthAlison Sampson is working @alisonsampson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's time for a @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social thread on the portfolio reviews :) www.thoughtbubblefestival.com/portfoliorev... The Thought Bubble comic convention is 14 + 15 November in Harrogate, UK. All you need is turn up and have a convention ticket (kids <12 are free)- also bring your comics 1/?thoughtbubblefestival.comPortfolio Reviews 2025 — Thought Bubble Comic Art Festival 11210
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird. 212632
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthMr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now... 20857371106
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Had a great time doing this. The book is utterly addictive. Treat yourself. 150
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthDaniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes: 13598708
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄. 3830111003
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthAL Kennedy @writereralk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So Shaun Bailey hosts an event in Westminster and somehow all these Nazi / ethnic cleansing/forced pregnancy shit birds turn up for the boxed wine and nibbles, but he didn't invite them..? You don't just wander into the Westminster Estate, rock up and say you fancy seeing a Tory peer. 032
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthLeon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026Schrödinger wakes up, groggy, no memory of the last few hours, unsure of his surroundings. He seems to be confined inside some kind of box. There is a strange mechanism at one end. His pulses quickens; from outside he hears a cat purring. 011659
Reposted by Lisa Holdsworthinkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' MomentALT: Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment 25368342
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthMeryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How is she going to develop a tech savvy future forceful army on people who didn't eat every day or have fitting shoes? 132
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Also thinking of running an online tutorial on Effective Sexy Texting. PowerPoint Slides Would Include: *Unacceptable & Acceptable Words for Genitalia *Stop Asking How Big They Are. *Why Do You Think She Wants To See That? *Why You Should Turn Emmerdale Off Before Recording An Erotic Voicenote 131
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthLauren Starkey @laurenhstarkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Men will send me emails like this and then go rampaging on the streets of Dover and Portsmouth claiming they want to keep refugees out in order to “PROTECT OUR WOMEN!” Not a single one of the young male refugees I’ve worked with has ever spoken to me with such violent misogyny. 28961741246
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know the bit in Jurassic Park where he talks about the velociraptors testing different parts of the electric fence? This is what we're seeing now with far right protesters, only they've turned the electric fence off. 122470
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthLarry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026⭐️ LATEST: Reform UK MP On Future Plans. 👇🏻 Please do watch and share. It’s about Reform, innit. youtu.be/EleqqMeveswyoutu.beReform UK MP On Future Plans - Larry & PaulYouTube video by Larry & Paul 49657
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthHOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 05/09/2026🚨 BREAKING: Patriot Platform, a new far right group launched by Tommy Robinson’s right hand man Daniel Thomas (AKA Danny Tommo) has blockaded the port and several roads in Dover. The masked men are from subgroups of PP, including Sussex, Essex, and South East Patriots Here’s all you need to know. 2131398862
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This will be mighty. We're blessed with two great Theatre Chairs. 021
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026I wish I could stay longer to keep discussing ways to conceal illegal foreign contributions to my political party, but I'm late to lecturing on ethics at Cambridge University where I am a live-in landlord for multiple students. 15594136
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Very excited to be tutoring on this for Arvon. Deadline for applications 30th September. www.arvon.org/asp/ 052
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pythagoras walks into a bar and asks, ‘Which one is the Hypotenuse?’ ‘y, the long face,’ replies the barman. 0249
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just put my 84 year old mother to bed. Absolutely rat-arsed. The annoying thing is that she will not even have a hangover. 1152
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthBat Conservation Trust @batconservation.bsky.social · 27/08/2026🦇If you find a bat on the ground or exposed area during the day it might need help. Call our National Bat Helpline (UK only) on 0345 1300 228 for advice. Thank you Gail and everyone that's part of the amazing UK Bat Care Network for nursing bats back to health. www.bats.org.uk/advice/help-... 14021
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthBrian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Queuing for Jaws, Halifax, 1976, by Martin Parr. 2341459
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026At the annual family party which takes place in Brighton this year. So, basically being told the same story 15 times by a room full of drunk pensioners. 290
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthScott Myers @gointothestory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Title: Little Miss Sunshine Logline: Convinced their little daughter is beauty queen material, family embarks on a road trip to a California pageant. Writer: Michael Arndt Price: $250,000 Date Sold: 12/21/2001. Free eBook: "Spec Script Deals: 1991-2025". Coming: Sept. 8. 081
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthBritish Fantasy Society @britfantasysoc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The BFS is excited to announce our next in-person Leeds event, We Are All Haunted: A Folk and Gothic Horror Panel. Thursday 10th September 2026, 7pm. Waterstones, Albion Street, Leeds. Ticket: tinyurl.com/HorrorLeeds 11210
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthMr. Tyler Crook @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite Dolly Parton meme. 290131893
Reposted by Lisa HoldsworthWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063895111006
Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Oh no. I really thought she’d go on forever. #Dolly 160