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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 45m

My 2026 Christmas wrap designs are now available for pre-order. Have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas

Four Christmas gift wrap designs featuring vinyl record Christmas puddings, baubles, fairy lights and crackers.

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Michael's reanimated corpse @thepmann.bsky.social · 25m

"Vimes had once discussed the Ephebian idea of ‘democracy’ with Carrot, and had been rather interested in the idea that everyone had a vote until he found out that while he, Vimes, would have a vote, there was no way in the rules that anyone could prevent Nobby Nobbs from having one as well.”

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Verypete Lambert @quiteamess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

People who've never made a television or radio programme and don't seem to even grasp what broadcasting is are in charge of winding down the BBC. Let's have an AI that tells you to watch another quiz! There'll be another teal-core cop show where half the characters never meet in a few months!

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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

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Sarah D @pikapies.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Getting diagnosed with ADHD was the best thing I’ve ever done, because it made me realise I had A Thing that I could work with and adapt around, rather than just being Generally A Bit Shit and trying to force myself to Just Do Better. It did the complete opposite of writing me off.

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That will be a dark day in the news room.

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Int. Giles Brandreth's Bedroom.Dawn Giles stirs as his phone begins to vibrate on his night stand. He sees the call is from the BBC news room. He sighs deeply knowing what it means. he answers. GILES: Who died? Yes, of course. A few words. Just let me find a suitable novelty jumper.

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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Monica Coglan was cross-examined for 13 hours by Archer’s lawyers in the libel trial. She was frequently in tears as her entire life and character was attacked. She died in a car crash before Archer was found guilty of perjury in that trial. Before it was found she’d told the truth all along.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026

what’s your favourite new manga? mine’s

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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When Ernest Hemingway tells you it's time to cut back on your boozing... Letter from Hemingway to his friend F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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Philip Cunnington @rilthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Biggles Fails to Return (1943) #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors

Amol Rajan wears a sheepskin lined flying jacket and lies in a coffin.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 01/10/2026

still seeing people making fun of tony blair’s gym photo and what you have to remember is that, as a catholic, he believes in the existence of hell, so it does make a lot of sense that he wants to put off dying for as long as possible

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

[IN A TV DRAMA PRODUCTION MEETING] “So, this scene where she gets texted a vital piece of information - we could have it written out clearly on the screen, Sherlock-style, BUT, I say we go with a brief glimpse of her phone at a weird angle, so it’s impossible to read without pausing”

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just roasted a butternut squash. Feeling as autumnal AF.

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good to know that BBC DG supports the copyright infringement of multiple writers. Good. To. Know.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

people with no ability to create are humping ai because it gave them a seat at a table the think is the same table as creativity.

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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Lydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not enough creepy men have been throat punched and it shows

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Leeds Peeps! It's beginning to look a lot like... Spooky Season. And you can indulge in some Halloween fun for a really good cause. Help us to give some Care Experienced young people a Christmas Day to remember. 25th Oct. 2-5pm. The Slung Low Warehouse. Tombola, daft quiz, raffle, nice eats.

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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In my Inbox today: a very nice e-mail from a festival abroad, outlining the precise details of where they are based and what they would like me to do, plus details of the fee they're offering, and an assurance that they cover transport and accommodation. There. Not so difficult, is it?

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Will Smith as Mike Lowrey: Dawg, This What We Do

ALT: Will Smith as Mike Lowrey: Dawg, This What We Do

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our first reading announcement - @0tralala.bsky.social will be reading from his novelisation of Terrance Dicks' The Six Doctors for #DoctorWho #TargetBookClub tickets: bit.ly/smallbluebox

The Six Doctors - Simon Guerrier - a reading

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester

Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.

Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.

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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Disney bought Fox in 2019 so they could compete with Netflix. Since then they have laid off at least 7000 people, jacked up prices, repeatedly introduced ads until they're on every tier, and only last year turned their first streaming profit. The mergers haven't been good for anyone.

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 19/09/2026

It might feel a bit early, but I’ve had so many requests already… My 2026 Christmas Cards are now available to pre-order. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas

A pile of Christmas cards featuring baubles, Christmas lights, crackers and a vinyl record Christmas pudding.

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Alison Sampson is working @alisonsampson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's time for a @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social thread on the portfolio reviews :) www.thoughtbubblefestival.com/portfoliorev... The Thought Bubble comic convention is 14 + 15 November in Harrogate, UK. All you need is turn up and have a convention ticket (kids <12 are free)- also bring your comics 1/?

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Portfolio Reviews 2025 — Thought Bubble Comic Art Festival

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird.

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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had a great time doing this. The book is utterly addictive. Treat yourself.

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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:

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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.

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AL Kennedy @writereralk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So Shaun Bailey hosts an event in Westminster and somehow all these Nazi / ethnic cleansing/forced pregnancy shit birds turn up for the boxed wine and nibbles, but he didn't invite them..? You don't just wander into the Westminster Estate, rock up and say you fancy seeing a Tory peer.

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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

Schrödinger wakes up, groggy, no memory of the last few hours, unsure of his surroundings. He seems to be confined inside some kind of box. There is a strange mechanism at one end. His pulses quickens; from outside he hears a cat purring.

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inkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026

🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!

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Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment

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Meryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How is she going to develop a tech savvy future forceful army on people who didn't eat every day or have fitting shoes?

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Lisa Holdsworth @lisaholdsworth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Also thinking of running an online tutorial on Effective Sexy Texting. PowerPoint Slides Would Include: *Unacceptable & Acceptable Words for Genitalia *Stop Asking How Big They Are. *Why Do You Think She Wants To See That? *Why You Should Turn Emmerdale Off Before Recording An Erotic Voicenote

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Lauren Starkey @laurenhstarkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Men will send me emails like this and then go rampaging on the streets of Dover and Portsmouth claiming they want to keep refugees out in order to “PROTECT OUR WOMEN!” Not a single one of the young male refugees I’ve worked with has ever spoken to me with such violent misogyny.

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