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Leon Bambrick

@Secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy
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Owner/occupier of an ever-hungry brain, feasting on the flesh of thoughts. Bleeding heart. He/him. Strongly support lgbtqia+ community 🌈 and first Australians […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ aus.social/@Secretgeek, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
That EE Cummings poem that goes — And nobody, not even the rain, has such tiny hands Should’ve said: And nobody, not even the rain, has such tiny hands, except a Tyrannosaurus Rex because it has incredibly tiny hands you have no idea
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
When it rains in Brisbane, drivers go absolutely nuts, as if they’re racing homes to get the washing off the line and will murder anyone who crosses their path. It’s been dry lately, but this morning there was the finest mist of drizzle. Cue the madness. I’ve seldom seen such carnage.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
“Currently reading Moby Dick” levels of madness
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Can’t sleep. Hoping for a Carrington event.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
So now I’m going back again, I’ve got to get to her somehow. All the people we used to know they’re an illusion to me now.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Just resetting the counter here… It has been “0” days Since a regex Fucked up my shit
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Digital Peasants fed on scraps of token
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Cells are now florps. Functions flow sideways. techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/mi…
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Excel now supports multiple values in a single cell
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I’m a software developer as well as an artist. My feelings about using AI to write software are very different from my feelings about using AI to create art.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Fans of Will Poulter will raise an eyebrow to this amazing deal
Guardians of the Galaxy Will Poulter doll reduced to $9.08
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Everyday is a school day when you make enough mistakes
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Dumbest name in cryptozoology: “Big Foot”. What… like he’s just got the one of them? “I only seen him real quick he definitely had one big foot. I don’t want to make assumptions regarding the other foot. For all I know it was quite petite.”
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
An impish figure reclines on a couch. “What I want to know is, why ‘demon?’ I mean, why can’t I just be known as, I don’t know, ‘Maxwell’s hard working little buddy?’”
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Schrödinger wakes up, groggy, no memory of the last few hours, unsure of his surroundings. He seems to be confined inside some kind of box. There is a strange mechanism at one end. His pulses quickens; from outside he hears a cat purring.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I’ve had a very clever idea for a new kind of calendar app that will ensure you never forget an appointment again. There are three things to know: 1. In life, it is very easy to forget an appointment. 2. It is almost impossible to forget an occasion on which you have been embarrassed or insulted […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Schrödinger could’ve just used a transparent box
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Never buy a hat from a man with no head.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Here’s another painting I did at Bad Art Group today. This is a watercolour of Stitch. (And the figurine used as a model)
The model. An eraser of Stitch from Lilo n Stotch. Whimsical watercolour of Stitch from Lilo n Stitch
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I painted this today at “Bad Art Group”
Statue on which the painting is basedWatercolour painting of a funky little gold demon dude with wings and steampunk goggles on his forehead.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Teach Amanda Fish. She’ll go off and teach the whole Fish family. But what about all the other families?
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Were the pyramids built by slaves? —— “The pyramids were built by free people” “Really? You’d fink it would take more dan dat.”
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Hey there. I've released a game! Just minutes ago. You are the first to know. Blog post here: - secretgeek.net/factory-fields - free online demo is here: factory.secretgeek.net ....and you can buy the full game at itch .io here: - devshop.itch.io/factory-fields
Factory Fields Logo of apple tree and conveyor belt with slogan Build Route Deliver
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
(Important step in blessing a new account)
A photo of 1980s TV sensation "ALF" with the title "I dot not give ALF permission to access my data." and the warning, "repost this to prevent Alf from accessing your data"
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
The server I used to be on has been getting steadily worse so I’ve moved here instead. Send toot.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Don't put the logic in the view. Or the controller. Or the model. Or the database. Just turn off the computer. Go and read a book.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
The existence of 4/4 time implies the existence of 4/4 space
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Perception alone can’t distinguish between the illusory and factual, certainly not before coffee. 15/15 stars in 17 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ additional.today
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Additional
A daily maths game.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Rightio. I've made a game and I'm going to put it out on itch.io. Any of you lot got any thoughts or experience with itch.io?
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-13/visu… Nice work @phocks
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Elon Musk is the world's first trillionaire. Here's what that looks like
Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire. It is hard to fathom a figure so staggering, but let's give it a shot.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
I've did a blog post! Remember those?, Like they had in the olden days of yore. You can read it for free! No pop-ups, no payment demands, nothing exciting like that, just powerful and inspiring words: secretgeek.net/solid
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
Visual Studio IDE feels like a palatial, dilapidated mansion -- once opulent, now creaking -- haunted, leaky, infested, terrifying, Dickensian, Poesque, macabre... you expect to see it pictured in the background as a developer in the foreground, flees, screaming.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
“Ping-pong robot beats top-level human players (reuters.com)” I’ll save you a click: it’s a brick wall.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
If you’re going through hell, keep going, as they say. But also, be sure to stop at a souvenir shop. Hell is bound to have some really awesome t-shirts, for example.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
Do you like my new glasses? I just got them. I’m supposed to be able to see better but I can’t see anything.
It’s me, wearing an opaque mask with large eyes drawn on to it.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
I’m watching the Count of Monte Cristo series on SBS and there is some background music they use during many moments of high drama, and it reminds me very much of some specific portion from “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” — is anyone else tortured by this?
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
Made this fun little interactive blobby game thing secretgeek.github.io/fizz-ball At first i was making a lava-lamp simulator, but when i got this weird/fun interaction between blobs, i leaned into it.
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Fizz Ball
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
I really appreciate this post from Scott Hanselman "Automatically Signing a Windows EXE with Azure Trusted Signing, dotnet sign, and GitHub Actions" www.hanselman.com/blog/automaticall… ....but seriously! […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
It’s the future 15/15 stars in 20 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ additional.today
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Additional
A daily maths game.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
“Victoria Cross recipient Ben Roberts-Smith arrested, expected to be charged with war crime of murder” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-07/ben-… Please 🙏
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Live moment: Ben Roberts-Smith expected to be charged with war crimes
One of Australia's most decorated soldiers, Ben Roberts-Smith, has been arrested and is expected to be charged with five counts of the war crime of murder.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
Taking a brief break from fighting an incoming wave of AI enabled spam to perform some mental arithmetic 15/15 stars in 17 moves today in #additional ⭐3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ additional.today
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
www.intelligentliving.co/scientists… Secret of eel sex finally revealed, Sigmund Freud finally proved right! Or maybe Freud was wrong? I don’t know what Freud thought about Eels reproducing I only know he spent like 10 years dissecting them to try […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
Every time some half-wit website insists I deal with a popup instead of the thing I'm trying to do, I feel like shouting like Aunt Dahlia from Jeeves and the Feudal spirit -- "The next subhuman gargoyle that comes butting in and distracting my thoughts when I am trying to wrestle with vital […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
Currently listening to and enjoying the 2012 re-recording of War of the Worlds with Liam Neeson as the journalist. Really enjoying it. Liam is such a bad ass though that I imagine he’d just kick the Martian’s ass. He’d face stomp that red weed and tell it to fuck off back to mars and it would […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
Every time I try using AI to assist when writing code, I also get this overwhelming feeling that I need to go and water the lawn with Brawndo.
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
If you let codepilot (for example) make changes within a repo, there’s no way to say “btw don’t *ever* touch this specific file.” And similarly, no way to put a fence around a specific piece of code. “Don’t mess with this bit, thanks, skynet.” These are really simple things to ask for. But we […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
It has long been my contention - and none have ever dared counter the notion - that the show “Bones” (starring Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz) should’ve been called “Cheek Bones”
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
I've made a table of all the Jeeves and Wooster novels, with the common features of each story. wiki.secretgeek.net/jeeves-and-woos…
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Jeeves and Wooster Stories (wiki.secretGeek.net)
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
I struggle to understand how software has gotten just so incredibly bad. How every gain made by hardware has been eaten up, many times over, resulting in crap that is at the absolute outer limit of usable. Why is there no general boycott, no rising up of pitchfork welders, no popular […]
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Leon Bambrick @secretgeek.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026
Once, if I remember rightly, my life was a feast where all hearts opened, and all wines flowed. One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her. I armed myself against Justice. I fled. O sorceresses, O misery, O hatred, it was to you my treasure was entrusted
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