Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/03/2026A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home 181010214
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes? 312034
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/04/2026the Artemis mission really brings back memories of those bygone simpler days, before Trump, when me and the boys would sneak off behind the moon to smoke weed 412715
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialWilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 30/08/2024“I give up Drinking for the rest of the year” vs “I give up. Drinking for the rest of the year” Punctuation matters 311629
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialAshley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 30/06/2024I said I was sorry for stabbing you 7 times in the leg, please respond 43516
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/06/2024at disneyland telling random kids this is all bullshit 815728
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/04/2024They're lucky if there is one witness to a murder, but they require two at a wedding, so that tells you which is more dangerous. 08344
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 11/02/2024"Thank you for your payment." Thank YOU for exploiting my desire for continued existence. 02910
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialReneé Meredith @wumother.bsky.social · 22/12/2023Subtitles are nature’s sleeping pills 13014
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/11/2023If they're old enough to go to school they're old enough to hitchhike there. 512672
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/11/2023Yet another desperate email from a company on its last limb. Sorry bucko capitalism ain't workin for me either 05018
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialDestry B @destry.bsky.social · 12/11/2023I was just in a liquor store and it said you have to be born before this date in 2002 to purchase liquor. And then I died a little more inside. 02210
leonardallen.bsky.social @leonardallen.bsky.social · 12/11/2023When staying at hotels I always ask for the oil stained parking lot view. 1168
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialKatie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Extracting the power of awesomeness from a person is only a crime if they’re seriously using it at the time. 14324
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialcasey @swampbrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2023im on your balcony let me in 3308
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialNatalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 08/11/2023(day 2 of adulthood) well I gave it a shot 02110
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialHexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 06/11/2023if you dont look like your icon please never post a selfie dont ruin the romanticized version of you ive created in my head 7455349
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/11/2023If we can learn nothing else from the Saw franchise, we are severely underutilizing industrial spaces. 37731
Reposted by @leonardallen.bsky.socialAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 08/11/2023If you’ve run out of hope, I just want you to know the turtles from Rocky are still alive. 27534
leonardallen.bsky.social @leonardallen.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Fucking Ohio legalized weed before us. OHIO. What the fuck is wrong with you, Florida. 071
