Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 11/01/2024Hot male nurse said I have "great veins", so I'm thinking a June ceremony 13914
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 10/01/2024To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work 2289
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 10/01/2024I have 2 dance moves: stripper and I wanna go home 0319
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Focaccia would be a great name for an hysterical matriarch 061
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Sorry I disappeared for 10 years, it was a reflex 03213
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Damn boy, are you my self esteem? because lower 0249
Reposted by Natalie WouldNatalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 25/12/2023She was rare, like a goth with dimples 12910
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 09/01/2024Dust is yesterday particles, sweat is now juice, dreams are the director's cut 031
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 08/01/2024It's lonely at the top? now I really wanna go 0185
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 08/01/2024I'm getting a lot of Oscar buzz since my upstairs neighbor Oscar went off his meds 02810
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 08/01/2024Men will literally swim naked in a Bass Pro shop aquarium instead of going to therapy 25016
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 08/01/2024BREAKING: Sex dolls unionize, demand more closet space 0123
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 07/01/2024He calls you doll face because you have dead eyes and you're his transitional object 041
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 07/01/2024The enemy of my enemy isn't doing a very good job 02510
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 06/01/2024Every room is an escape room when someone starts reading their work 092
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 06/01/2024You can shoot the messenger, as a little treat 0209
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 05/01/2024We're all just our parents' emotional support DNA 031
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Excuse me Sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis? 0146
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 04/01/2024Everyone should be presumed gay until they come out as bi 1114
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 03/01/2024One day I'm going to make some very lucky man a wonderful case study 1186
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Birthday candles should be shaped like little headstones 0217
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 02/01/2024In Texas you can rob a bank with a copy of Beloved 1199
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Gee, I sure hope my intrusive thoughts get a lot of likes this year 13017
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I'm still writing Good Luck on all my checks 01911
Reposted by Natalie WouldNatalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Excuse me waiter, there's a tiny Jeff Goldblum in my soup 23817
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I've seen you take communion so why can't you take a hint? 052
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Money doesn't buy happiness but it can pay for the expedition 072
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Me: Also me: The voices in my head: Fo shizzle... Chin up, old chap... Location, location, location 094
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 31/12/2023All the boys who've been brought to the yard by my milk have found it unshakeable 1176
Natalie Would @nataliewould.bsky.social · 30/12/2023Money doesn't buy happiness but it can pay for the expedition 071
