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Jesus drank.

@biancatempt.bsky.social
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Jesus drank, then hurled the glass at the warped mirror behind the bar, shattering it. Comfort the disturbed . . . disturb the comfortable.

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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 16h
Do dooooo dee doo do.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 15h
I am slain.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 15h
 I finally saw one in the wild.
Rear view of a pickup truck with a shell. On the shell window is a stylized Toyota logo with Yoda ears with the word TOYODA below it.
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Jennifer 🦋🐶☕️🦋 @jenelliot.bsky.social · 18h
#NOMORE
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 22h
2nd entry: #AlphabetChallenge #weekmformachinery They both wanted a custom Vette. I posted this earlier and then remembered this week's challenge.
A Corvette with a custom faint job the left half black, or right half hot pink. The caption is "they both wanted a custom Vette."
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They both wanted a custom Vette.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #weekmformachinery Pedestrian ramp lowering as Staten Island Ferry Arrives in Manhattan. "All passengers must depart the Ferry at this time."
Pedestrian ramp lowering as Staten Island Ferry Arrives in Manhattan. "All passengers must depart the Ferry at this time."
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thomas w schaller @thomaswschaller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So pleased to learn that my painting, "Safe Harbor," has been accepted for the 57th International Exhibition of the California Watercolor Association. Thanks to the CWA and to the juror of selection, Z. L. Feng. #art @bsky.art
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Signal One" is one of the most unsatisfying films in recent memory. Across every metric/category I came up with meh, and even a couple of oofs. #SignalOne
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#ColorADay #OrangeSun
Mixed green, yellow and orange fruit in a bowl. There's a black and white photo of Toni Childs partially concealed behind it.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feminize a band name The Teatles
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. [📹 erycadias22] Original post
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Butters Stotch: Strawberry Vanilla Tropical Passion
ALT: Butters Stotch: Strawberry Vanilla Tropical Passion
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cover me… I’m goin’ in.
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Quite Uninteresting @quiteuninteresting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Thin Air, Real Money" is a game to help players understand the cryptocurrency schemes from Trump. Experience the millions in gains as the president or the losses as ... not the president. thinairrealmoney.com
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‘THIN AIR,’ REAL MONEY — The Trump Crypto Game
An 8-bit game about real money. Play as Trump: you only make money. Play as an investor: you only lose. Every figure is drawn from Public Citizen's report and the sources it cites.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d be surprised if any dog lover disagrees?
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turn a movie star murderous. Laurence Oshivier. Or Oslivier.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Breaking Bad Pizza Throw
Alt: Breaking Bad Pizza Throw
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I lost count of how many times I watched this
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA The Brain-dead Kennedies
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7f6... New Kiki Rockwell - I'm Not Flirting I'm Just Hot and Speaking
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Kiki Rockwell - I'm Not Flirting I'm Just Hot And Speaking (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Kiki Rockwell
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Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fnl.mit.edu/how-we-learn...
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How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Campus Surveillance – MIT Faculty Newsletter
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GrumpyGoat @sethp-grumpygoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some of this post is incorrect or misleading sherafy.com/ice-new-hire...
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Why ICE Is Firing New Hires and What Happens to the $50,000 Bonus
ICE is firing some recent hires after background and suitability problems surfaced. Here is what went wrong with vetting, what the 200-plus firing claim gets wrong, and what actually happens to ICE si...
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#ColorADay #BlueTue #Equinox At Classon Playground in Brooklyn w a big fish fountain. Asked Dad (off to the side) if he minded if I took a pic of his kiddo. He couldn't see what I saw; shoulda heard him gasp when he did! Meet Marlo:
Marlo running thru the rainbow. Daddy couldn't see it from where he was standing . . . he was dee-lighted when he saw this shot.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Slytherin @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Some issues with the black experience feels like a situation someone can be placed in where their natural instinct to save someone will ensure *both* of them get killed and if you leave them to their fate you'll survive with survivors remorse the rest of your life.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Richard J Torres @rjkeats98.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you're the yin to my yang
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3D Animated Yin Yang Symbol
ALT: 3D Animated Yin Yang Symbol
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
This image shows actors Lon Chaney Jr. as Lennie and Burgess Meredith as George in a scene from the 1939 film adaptation of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLookingIn
Taken as we walked across the Brooklyn Bridge at sunrise 9/11/26. An old call box heavily coated with bright yellow paint. The door is missing, and inside are a couple of 7-day candles and a plastic covered note that reads
"THE CONDITION
OF THE COMMONS
IS THE MIRROR
OF OUR CIVIC
SOUL"
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Trump Hulk
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lisa Snider • Stella and Poppi’s Mom
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Visted MoMA and one of the things was walking into a gallery and seeing "Christina's World" up there just like a lving room from the 70s. #MoMA #NYCTourist
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kita the day she came home.
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The Ken Harbaugh Show @thekenharbaughshow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ukraine's military goes to extreme lengths to save injured soldiers. Meanwhile, Russia's wounded-to-killed ratio is worse than during WWI. My latest in The Atlantic (gift article):
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The Armored Sarcophagus Saving Ukrainian Soldiers
Unmanned ground vehicles are conducting once-impossible medical evacuations along Ukraine’s front lines.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.
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Curtis @soccurt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extremely long shot post, but do any scholars know if there were programs run in Indigenous communities that IQ tested kids to select kids to transfer to schools not in Indigenous communities? (Will appreciate a repost if you don't know an answer to this.)
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
9/11 Day www.911day.org/uniiteforgood/
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay. Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas. Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art
Art of farm workers carrying baskets of vegetables and fruit through green fields, depicting teamwork, labor, and rural community life. Artwork by Ignacio Gomez used with permission
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pompadour Cotinga 20cm S America Amazon Basin and the Guiana Diet tree fruits and small berries from trees insects opportunistically Males provide zero parental assistance. Once mating concludes, the brief pairing ends, and the female takes on all nesting and parenting duties entirely alone
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Introduce yourself with a small song moment you like 🎼 Hi . . . Bianca here with the opening of Joni Mitchell's "Case of You" Just before our love got lost you said "I am as constant as a northern star" And I said "Constantly in the darkness Where's that at? If you want me I'll be in the bar"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Jesus drank. @biancatempt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#ColorADay #OrangeSun Bird of Paradise, but possibly also an anime bad guy
Bird of Paradise, but possibly also an anime bad guy
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.” ― Tom Waits
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