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Leeroystarr

@leeroystarr.bsky.social
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Facetious Prick. only ever joking, calm down dear! I'm only here to make up the numbers. Dropped on my head as a child. Before you block me can I at least say...Bye *Witty retort a specialty

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h
you wouldn't be with half yah legs missing😆
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 1h
For sale, reduced Flamingo's
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 2h
The bar is low but somehow we keep tripping over it.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 1h
Nothing like five posts in a row, to reveal your state of mind.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 2h
Meds posting.
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Bocchi The Rock Rolls in Padded Room
ALT: Bocchi The Rock Rolls in Padded Room
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 3h
Alas poor Yoro
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Referee Shows Red Card
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 3h
Thems was the good ol' days...
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 3h
Drop a DOOR🚪🖤 🏡
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Jack Nicholson's Creepy Knock
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine hating me…wait are you enjoying it?
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 3h
😉
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Papillon Doré @papillondore20.bsky.social · 3h
#MusicChallenge #IsmuasMonthOfMusic Day 14 A Song That Deserves A Jazz Interpretation The Cure - Just Like Heaven Built on a 4 chord loop (A, E, Bm & D - I, V, ii, IV) it could translate perfectly to a jazz standard. A Bossa Nova/smooth jazz style would work a treat. youtu.be/n3nPiBai66M?...
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The Cure - Just Like Heaven
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
scratch that last gif
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Quixy Says Phew!
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
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Michael Scott's Oopsies Ohno Grimace
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
all the dodgy crypto roubles lost to the ether
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
use the job offer as leverage to ask for a payrise at your current job and then weight up what to do😉
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
interesting thought🤔
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
😉
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Let's Be Careful Out There - Hill Street Blues
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Jamie Lee-Not A Parody @scubak1ng.bsky.social · 4h
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Jerry Springer's Final Thought Message
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
Drop some CROWNS 👑🖤
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
Billposting
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Bill Clinton
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Darryl Cat @darrylcat.bsky.social · 4h
Jedposting
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jedward
ALT: jedward
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 4h
if I wake and bake my brain gets bored shortly after and be looking for the next stimulus so it ain't healthy for me.. Know yah limits Kids😆
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 5h
😆
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 5h
be careful mate, they know Karate 🤭
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 5h
The Mrs has given me a reason to live, revenge!!
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 6h
Ta FGF😉👍
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h
i don’t wanna freak you out but some of you are under the Discover tab
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 6h
you can't raid a lost ark. you can't raid it until you find it.
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 6h
i wouldn't mind if life gave me lemons. what it gave me was a dud pancreas and a brain just smart enough to know how dumb it is
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 7h
Marie Curie stole research from her ex, Ray.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 6h
😆 sack whoever, punctuated this, speech! of hers?
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 7h
I love being single, I can't remember when I last lost my temper, other than at knobheads in the street that is.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 7h
sorry I'm being facetious, I'm not even married and been single for 10+ plus. I don't have any spare head space for relationships😀
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 7h
I'm having pot luck, whatevers in the fridge😁
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 7h
I don't know what she was thinking as I'm no longer allowed with 200 metres of her, well that's what the courts said🤭
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 8h
Welcome to your 50s, when you hear oldies like Get Down On It, immediately think of the floor and whisper to yourself, "But I won't be able to get up off it."
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Champi(JUMP-SCARE) @champierth.bsky.social · 7h
black and white logo of a black coffin on a white background with a white cross and white text saying Dead Mum Club.

Taken from https://www.etsy.com/listing/1712761989/dead-mum-club-svg-dead-mum-club-png
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
I was looking for a Dead Mums Society gif but couldn't find 1
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
blood pressure is down and her pulse is nonexistent but I think she'll pull through..
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
after all the years me and the Mrs have been together I can't help but wonder, what the hell was I thinking.
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
🤭😍
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League Of Gentlemen: At Least I Won The Mums
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
don't worry about that, she will😉
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9h
Wow these new noise canceling headphones are so good that I don’t have to hold in my farts on my morning walk through the neighborhood
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
😆🤭😍
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
#CourageInASongOrMovie Some guys have all the pluck
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Rod P Taylor the marmot stands tall
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h
Therapist: those aren’t the voids you’re looking for Me: what? Therapist: sorry, i was trying something new
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
somebody mention a dumpster
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 8h
Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 8h
Badger I hardly know her 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @miseryhighlight.bsky.social
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 8h
and no it doesn't taste better in Ireland
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