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Luke Foley

@lukefoley.me
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LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. Music lover. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land in Heywood, Victoria. YNWA.

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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 12m
I’m gonna buy a bottle of shampagne to celebrate if/when Manchester City are stripped of everything and relegated the fuck outta the Premier League.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 1h
Backstabbing, manipulation, stealing, lying and cheating. Being a team means nothing when a million dollars is on the line. So much for integrity. #Outlast:TheJungle
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 4h
“Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”
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Ed the Horse in Stable
Alt: Mister Ed the talking horse
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 6h
#Last4Albums
Album cover for “Smooth Hound Smith” by Smooth Hound Smith. It features a man and woman standing side by side in front of a rustic brick wall. The man has long hair, wears a black vest over a white shirt and dark trousers, while the woman wears a fitted red dress with a black hat. The text “SMOOTH HOUND SMITH” is displayed in bold pink letters at the top, and “Hi Fi” appears in small white font at the bottom right.Album cover for “Music From the Arch” by Scoundrels. It features a narrow urban street lined with parked cars on both sides, bordered by old brick buildings. In the distance, a sign reading “IMPERIAL WORKS” is visible above a garage entrance. The sky is partly cloudy with some sun, and trees can be seen beyond the buildings. At the bottom, the text reads “SCOUNDRELS – Music from The Arch.”Album cover for “The Way We Move” by Langhorne Slim & The Law. It features a black and white image of two boxers in a ring, one delivering a punch to the other's body. Large white text on the left reads, “THE WAY WE MOVE.”Album cover for “Blindfaller” by Watchhouse. It features a misty forest at dusk or dawn, bathed in warm orange light, with silhouetted trees and hazy fog creating an ethereal, dreamlike atmosphere. The text “Waterhouse” and “Blindfaller” appears in a delicate handwritten font across the sky.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 7h
RIP Marianne Joan Elliott-Said aka Poly Styrene. #FuckCancer
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 7h
New York Rangers hockey 🏒😬
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 9h
Matt Rempe with 4.35 time on ice and he hasn’t taken out a Boston player yet or started a fight. I hope he’s ok. #NYR
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 10h
Good to have the NHL back and hopefully the Rangers are decent and don’t suck like last season. #NYR
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 10h
Netflix set to make a gay football romance series about two Manchester City players spanning from 2009 to 2018 and will be called Cheated Rivalry.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 11h
Take me down to the Manchester City Where the fraud is keen And the cheating is shitty Oh won’t you please cook the books yeah yeah 🎶
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 12h
Well it’s not like they could call it American Intelligence because that would still be AI plus it would also be a contradiction in terms.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 13h
“This is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated on English football. This was deception on a massive scale. The level of mendacity identified is extraordinary.”
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Sham City: verdict on financial breaches is damning and punishment must be severe | Jonathan Wilson
How can Manchester City be trusted under its current owners? There is a good argument for expulsion from the Premier League
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 13h
People in WA taking whale watching to a whole new level is morbidly weird and a bit off-putting. Imagine saying to your kids, “hey, let’s go down to the beach and look at the dead whale.”
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 29/09/2026
That's it, sir (rain down) You're leaving The crackle of pig skin (rain down) The dust and the screaming (come on, rain down on me) The yuppies networking The panic, the vomit (from a great height) The panic, the vomit (from a great height) God loves His children God loves His children, yeah 🎶
Pope Leo wearing a white clerical robe and a white skullcap looks like he’s singing into a microphone.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 29/09/2026
I guess the headline writers and editors don’t care about spelling over at News Corp.
Screenshot of a news.com.au article headline reading: “Melbourne refugee charity devestated after thieves steal two vans worth over $100,000.” The headline is under the National section and marked as Exclusive.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 29/09/2026
‘Tis very windy down in this part of the world. No bushwalking today, not risking a widowmaker gum tree falling down on me, those things are killers.
A digital map shows the south-western region of Victoria, Australia, including coastal and inland areas. Key towns visible include Portland, Heywood, Hamilton, and Penhurst. National parks such as Budj Bim National Park and Lower Glenelg National Park are labelled in green. Main roads, including the A1 highway, and surrounding smaller roads are marked in red. A shaded circular area surrounds a black-and-white binoculars icon near Heywood, while a second black-and-white high winds icon appears offshore in the Southern Ocean.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 28/09/2026
Dumb ignorant knobheads out there think this rabble can govern a country when they can’t even govern themselves. Bunch of grifters that couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.
An infographic titled “Most One Nation politicians leave the party” shows a grid of coloured dots representing the outcomes of One Nation politicians. A central photo of Pauline Hanson is surrounded by 49 dots in various colours: green for resigned from parliament, light pink for resigned from One Nation, dark red for lost at election, blue for election invalid, dark pink for expelled from One Nation, and dark blue for incumbent. The text explains that more than half of One Nation politicians have quit the party, been expelled, or otherwise left.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 28/09/2026
Perfect spot to stop and have a brew. They’ve even carved out a seat for me. Noice.
A khaki backpack with multiple compartments and a small metal cup full of coffee is resting on a tree stump in the sunlit bush next to a walking track. Next to it is a weathered, tree stump carved out to make a seat. It is surrounded by green grass and scattered leaves, with dense trees and shrubs in the background.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 28/09/2026
Downfall (Deutsch: Der Untergang)
Two men in World War II German military uniforms stand in a dimly lit setting, one supporting the other who looks down solemnly with his hands clasped. The title “DOWNFALL” appears in large white letters at the bottom of the image.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 28/09/2026
Definitely gonna have to try and walk off all that footy grand final food and booze today, no more party pies for me for a while lol.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
#Last4Albums
Album cover for “The Gathering Dark” by Wo Fat. It features a giant green eye with a reflection of a person in a spacesuit-like outfit reaching forward. The eye is surrounded by cobweb-like textures. Below, a gloomy graveyard scene shows a hunched figure digging with a shovel among tombstones and a crooked church, all under a dark, eerie sky.Album cover for “Sasquatch III” by Sasquatch. It features an image showing a dark night scene with a faintly lit figure made of rocks and lights arranged in the shape of a person on the ground, glowing softly in the darkness. The title 'Sasquatch III' appears in bold white letters with an orange border and additional text reading 'STEREO Small Stone Recordings SS-103'.Album cover for “Electric Talons of the Thunderhawk” by Valley of the Sun. It features geometric digital artwork with overlapping translucent triangles and circles with a glowing centre, surrounded by lightning-like streaks of light on a dark textured background.Album cover for “To the Center” by Nebula. It features a drum kit and amplifiers set up on a dry desert landscape under a clear blue sky, framed in a circular border against a red background with the album title in bold white letters around the circle.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Saul Silver (James Franco) Eating Strawberry
Alt: Saul Silver (James Franco) dope dealer in Pineapple Express
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Watching the first episode of this thing called Apocalypse and I think I’m gonna like this. Definitely the kind of reality tv I can get into.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Boy oh boy wowee did ya see that fucken hell that was a hectic finish! #NRLFinals
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Entertaining game of rugba leeg this. #NRLFinals
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
The BBC giving bullshit like this any oxygen at all shows just how far they’ve fallen. Just as bad, if not worse, than our own ABC. Pathetic.
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Are claims of a white genocide in South Africa real?
Thousands of white crosses have been displayed in Washington by an Afrikaner lobby group But South Africa's new ambassador Roelf Meyer says there is not a genocide.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Fremantle are never going to live this one down. Harsh but fair enough.
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Brisbane To Start Using Wharfie Time in Home Games — The Shovel
The Brisbane Lions have confirmed they will activate loud tolling bells and the image of a giant wave when they need a competitive edge during tight games at the Gabba next year.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers go out to all the Fremantle supporters today. Sore heads and broken souls. Sorry for your loss.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Aunty Tupelo
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
If you see this post a monster
A portrait painting by Arrernte artist Vincent Namatjira of Gina Rinehart. She has wide blue eyes, flushed cheeks, and an exaggerated double chin, set against a dark background. Her brown hair appears slightly messy, and she is wearing a pale top.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Wharfie Time will be taken deep into the remote WA desert and buried somewhere never to be seen or heard of again.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
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Playa Tropic Thunder
Alt: Les Grossman dancing in Tropic Thunder
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 27/09/2026
Mad Max, Mad Max 2, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Back in the old days of the Melbourne underworld “wharfie time” would’ve meant a bullet in the head by someone affiliated with the notorious Painters & Dockers Union. Pure speculation of course.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Manchester City vigorously denying all charges and proclaiming innocence but then again so did Harold Shipman.
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
I’ve seen this movie before #LFC
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Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
Alt: Bill Murray's Iconic Groundhog Day Report
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
I hate to think what Fremantle supporters are experiencing right now, as a Dogs supporter I totally understand their pain and suffering. Maybe they gotta wait another 30 years or so for ultimate premiership glory. Keep supporting and stick with them, it’ll come. Eventually. #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Ok Josh Dunkley mentioned the Doggies and I just hate him a little bit less after that post-match interview. #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Heartbreaking for Fremantle. Soul crushing. But. Brisbane. My god 130 years of this competition and this is one of the greatest teams of all time. Congratulations Brisbane Lions, immortality achieved. What a game! #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
This is fucken insane I tells ya! #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Freo squeaky bum time activated. My god what the fuck is happening here, Brisbane not dead yet! Crazy! #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Wharfie Time™️ activated ⚓️ #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
How did Josh Treacy miss that wtf dude #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
FAST FREDDY WOOOOOO! ⚓️ #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
I love my association football aka soccer but our game is definitely the best football on the planet. There’s no other sport like it. #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
You just know Brisbane are going to do everything within their power to prevent Wharfie Time™️ #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
If Tom Papley is the annoying chihuahua then Patrick Voss is the annoying dobermann lol. #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
The 2026 AFL Grand Final. Three quarter time. I’m not game to predict a winner. Fremantle looking good but don’t write off the reigning champs. #AFLGF
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Maximus in Gladiator: Are You Not Entertained?
Alt: Maximus in Gladiator: Are You Not Entertained?
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Hayden Young from the Dom Sheed pocket that was noice! ⚓️ #AFLGF
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 26/09/2026
Freo should’ve kicked away a bit from Brisbane in this 3rd. Bad kicking is bad football as they say. Brissie taking their chances. Incredible stuff. #AFLGF
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