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Law School Ruined Me

@lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social
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Canadian. Violently Bisexual. Lawyer. Mom. Podcaster. Probably not in that order. Legal thoughts are usually hyperbolic. Please don’t disbar me over a joke.

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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We get to have a meeting with our kids principal today on “her class has been evacuated five times and you haven’t told us anything how tf are you keeping kids safe” 🙃
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have anxiety. I became a lawyer.
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Highlights of the Ontario AG today: - referenced Polymarket (which is banned from operations in Ontario) - talked about chatting with China and Russia technology teams at a legal IT conference (yes, specifically those countries)
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just want everyone to take a second to imagine how Poilievre would have responded if Justin Trudeau had done this while in office. like i just think it would be a fun experiment for us
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes this is bad for democracy But it’s really bad for Star Trek
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
This is why I think it's so important to push back against the personification of LLMs. If a person shoots someone while wearing a hand puppet, they can't claim the hand puppet did the murder.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
does macklemore’s costume understandably give people pause about his motivations for opposing israel considering how antizionism and antisemitism have become so conflated? yes. but the fact is that israel did commit a genocide of palestinians and calling attention to it shouldn’t require a test.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Our product is too dangerous so we need to stop developing it; also we've decided to hold off on going forward with our IPO. Please give us several hundred billion dollars."
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Elmo's blood feud with Zoe's pet rock Rocco is a vanguard of the fight against personifying AI. In this essay, I will...
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Elmo Meme: Elmo's Intense Stare
Alt: Elmo stares off, dispairingly, into the distance, as Zoe obliviously dances joyfully with her pet rock, and Elmo's nemesis, Rocco.
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I hear one more old lawyer tell me “you have to learn to use it, just like computers and email” about AI I might just throw myself out a window “Well the technology is here” bitch so was Betamax
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I always read these headlines as Miette the cat “you TAX Miettes wealth?? Oh jail for Mayor! Jail for 100 years for Mayor!”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's because she hates you but she loves your money
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Hari Conner @haridraws.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
does everyone know Tim Curry narrated the first Sabriel trilogy btw. This was news to me when I discovered (and subsequently devoured) the audiobooks a couple of years ago, they're SO delightful and delicious and as you might expect, the villain voices are fucking incredible libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
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Hilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As usual, I am thinking about how both Dolly and Tim Curry took the imposed façade of gender, pulled it apart, and made it so big and beautiful
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The IRS ai has entered the chat
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Physicist: assume a frictionless surface Economist: assume a can opener Lawyer: assume a reasonable person Tech Startup CEO: assume profitability genAI Advocate: assume C3PO
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is why the discord has a plz clap channel
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember when we thought humanity might digitize archival material to make it more available and instead we’re doing * waves hands at end times *
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/08/2026
we don't protect child actors enough. especially women.
Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Panettiere, who died less than 2 years apart from each other
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
galaxy class starship default admin password
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hi all! I spent the summer creating an app to let my students practice legal citation and am now trying to get it uploaded to various platforms. Google Play requires me to get 12 people to test it for 14 days. If you have an Android and would be willing to check it out, would you let me know?
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 28/07/2026
The collective everyonehateselon_ made this in London, UK. 👾😆
Subverted bus shelter ad by everyonehateselon_ at Carnegie Street in London, showing an older man in dark glasses above the words, “Glasses for people who don’t do consent. AI glasses | Meta.”
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My (ex) husband would stop drinking in the garage for hours on end
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 26/07/2026
I know so many women who are like 'I struggled my whole life with the most basic stuff' only to FINALLY get diagnosed with ADHD. Glad to see more discussion and I hope this results in better screening for girls.
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ADHD looks different in women and poses unique health risks
For decades, ADHD was viewed as a childhood condition that mostly affected boys. Researchers now know ADHD manifests differently in girls, but many still go undiagnosed until adulthood.
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gays and theys reporting in from #Hadestown in an Ontario theatre near you where clearly the entire theatre is our people 🫡
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026
All you need to do is sell your shares *after* the price spike, but *before* anyone else figures out that the business is a turkey. It's like that old joke: "I don't need to run faster than the bear (market), I just have to run faster than *you*." 22/
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 21/07/2026
Ooh I know this one. It's by BANNING THE PERVERT GLASSES
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 20/07/2026
Also, if all your friends are neurospicy and you're the token neurotypical, no you're not
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BigLawGothGF @biglawgothgf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ok pocket friends, I’m lighting the beacons: can anyone recommend a lawyer in the Chicago area who represent college students in disciplinary disputes with universities? Issues include disability accommodation refusals and harassment. I’m at a loss so any suggestions would be appreciated!
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It feels ridiculous to be told my entire life the importance of reducing my energy usage and switching to stuff like LED bulbs and then read reports of energy prices spiking in many US communities due to data centers.
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🫡
O'Brien in DS9 "He was more than a hero. He was a union man"
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
gm, everyone
Oh shit, for real?
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Am I the only one who remembers this comic run
Cover art for Avengers v Xmen, a comic series that ran in 2012. Captain America is yelling at Cyclops. It looks substantially cooler than the Civil War movie face off
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Mind Titan 🎃 @porgus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're 9 minutes into your Chotiner interview. He's smiling. By God, it's going well. Great, even. Then he says "but". You wake up coughing through thick smoke partially buried by rubble. Your ears are ringing. The interview is already published. You have 390 missed calls from your boss.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Finally it happened in real life
a soccer player pulls out an UNO reverse card when given a red card by a referee
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I like how BlueSky is live posting the July 4th disaster in D.C. as if it's a sporting event
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/06/2026
The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem.
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Law School Ruined Me @lawschoolruinedme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Disney+ subtitles not working immediately after inserted ads is just absolute bullshit
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
species that communicate only in gifs
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Kendyl Hanks @kendylhanks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ok so we are literally in that movie timeline where half-assed AI developed by an evil white globalist killed a school full of children and we’ve seen this movie you’re either with the good guys or the bad guys
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Rich Swinton @ricosuavejd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Meme stock no go burrrrr?
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