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Sharkhand

@sharkhand.bsky.social
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cynical & political elasmobranch; 3x lawyer; weird left low war den mother; with all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams it’s still a beautiful world

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 9m
“I asked Chatterjee whether images from the smart glasses could be obtained with a warrant; he said he wasn’t sure. A spokesperson later followed up to confirm that yes, they could.” 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 36m
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 4h
New: Through a series of complex agreements with cities, the White House built a massive license plate camera database accessible to the feds. The program aggregates data across license plate companies (Flock, Axon, more) & is searchable by many agencies: www.404media.co/how-cities-a...
404media.co
How Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance Program
How the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h
US TREASURY 30-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 5.62%, NEW HIGH SINCE 2002
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 4h
Guys, I don’t think he wants to be President. I think he wants to be a candidate for President; whose hobbies include golfing, talking shit, re-naming things, designing garish buildings and blaming Biden for his failures.
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 4h
don’t call it a bubble
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Post-Left Watch @postleftwatch.bsky.social · 19h
Michael Tracey is 38 years old. Being this hateful and misogynistic has aged him terribly.
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WIRED @wired.com · 6h
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Checkpoints are suffocating Palestinian life in the occupied West Bank. Over 18 months, WIRED and our reporting partners investigated the full scope of the system that has carved the West Bank up. www.wired.com/story/how-is...
wired.com
How Israeli Checkpoints Choke Palestinian Life in the Occupied West Bank
Lost time. Lost jobs. Lost friends. Lost family. Lost lives. Our joint investigation reveals the system that has divided the West Bank and measures what it cost people to move through it.
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 6h
fascist regimes require scapegoats to distract from their failures
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 7h
political power grows out of the barrel of a gnu/linux
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 6h
This is good and you should read this. Believe survivors, and free Palestine.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams. He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges. Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.
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First Draft: Israel Has Kidnapped Another American Teenager
Abdalkareem Issa Ahmed Safi has Texas roots but languishes in a notorious jail, one more victim of Benjamin Netanyahu’s cruel impunity. Donald Trump, meanwhile, is losing some of his most ardent fans.
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 21h
Trump comic in 3 panels, he looks like a used Halloween condom that’s been rolled across the floor of a barbershop six times.

He stands next to a placard that he unveils in the final panel to say:

ANOTHER THING THAT FUCKING
SUCKS
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23h
BREAKING: SCOTUS allows the Trump admin to restart third-country removals under a policy found by lower courts to violate federal law. The Democratic appointees dissent. The deportations will be OK'ed at least through the next several months, with SCOTUS agreeing to hear the case in December.
CERTIORARI GRANTED
DEPT. OF HOMELAND SEC., ET AL. V. D.V.D., ET AL.
The application for stay presented to Justice Jackson and
by her referred to the Court is granted. The February 25, 2026
order and judgment of the United States District Court for the District of Massachusetts, case No. 1:25-cv-10676, are stayed.
The application is also treated as a petition for a writ of
certiorari, and the petition is granted. The parties are directed to brief and argue the following questions: (1) Whether
the district court had jurisdiction over Respondents' claims.
(2) Whether the district court had authority to enter classwide declaratory relief and APA vacatur under 8 U. S. C. §1252(f) (1).
(3) Whether the Government's Guidance on third-country removals
is unlawful under 8 U.S. C. §1231(b), the Due Process Clause, or FARRA/CAT and its implementing regulations. (4) Such other
questions that the Government determines are appropriate for the
proper disposition of the case. The Clerk is directed to
establish a briefing schedule that will allow the case to be argued in the December 2026 argument session. The stay shall
terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court.
Justice Sotomayor, Justice Kagan, and Justice Jackson would deny the application for stay.
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 23h
Given 2 secret demerits for making a joke about Mark Zuckerberg and the myth of Prometheus. Open the schools!
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 23h
God damn it J
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 23h
proving both the “inevitability“ of AI as well as its perfect use case
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_In...
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Dead Internet theory - Wikipedia
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-doe...
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Why does the US control Iraq's oil revenues?
A system created after the 2003 invasion was designed to protect Iraq's oil wealth. More than two decades later, it gives Washington significant leverage over Baghdad
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is well-known that Elves are unreliable narrators: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Las...
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The Last Ringbearer - Wikipedia
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration cannot leverage grants meant to help prevent terrorist attacks to force states and local governments to adopt a slate of new anti-voting measures, a federal judge ruled Monday in a major win for voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Judge strikes down Trump’s bid to cut states’ anti-terror funds unless they impose new voting restrictions
The judge ruled that FEMA had no “authority to extract unfunded reforms from states in exchange for grants.”
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 29/09/2026
radaronline.com/p/bari-weiss...
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EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Few months ago, UCLA illegally fired me as DEI Director. Why? Bc I spoke truth about this bigoted piece of dog sh*t after he died. Now, my loving 2-dog 2-cat pack and I need your help making ends meet, til my lawyers reach a fair resolution against UCLA: www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-for-justice-auvzc
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Jules or Τζουλς 🕊️🍉 @katsikajules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the official trailer for NAZA. It’s being suppressed on every social media platform. Please watch and share.
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At what environmental cost? "Spacecraft is being landed in the sea with no plan to recover and recycle it...exploded in a huge fireball once it had hit the water" #PlanetaryBoundaries www.independent.co.uk/tech/spacex-...
independent.co.uk
SpaceX’s Starship dramatically explodes after first orbital trip
Mission was hit by technical problems as it flew around Earth
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
For my newsletter this morning, I found a small glimmer of political hope for trans people in the US and wrote about it: www.burnsnotice.com/we-may-have-...
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We May Have Just Seen the Tides Turn on Trans Rights
Some conservative PACs have backed off from running anti-trans ads. Is this a sign of what's to come for trans people?
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The masculinity politics beat continues to be very necessary. goodauthority.substack.com/p/republican...
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Will Sherwood @willsherwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm thrilled and proud to announce that I completed and submitted my PhD thesis on #Tolkien and British #Romanticism this morning. What an incredible start to a sunny week! Now, does anyone have any jobs for someone with extensive teaching experience?! Time to put this knowledge to good use!
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Mallory Langston @primnimproper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yiiiiiiiiikes
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: Food banks across America are being overwhelmed by surging demand. Scott MacFarlane went inside to see the crisis firsthand. Here’s what he found:
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“They don’t understand the scale of the hunger!”- An unfolding crisis at the nation’s food banks
Weeks before the midterm elections, the cost crisis is hammering food pantries in red and blue states
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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NMBurrito @taberwest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is it people. The average ocean temperature in the Nino 3.4 region of the Pacific Ocean is now 29.822C. The previous record was 29.815C in 2015, 2 months later than today's date. That means the heating isn't done yet.
29.822C temperature in the Pacific Ocean Nino 3.4 region breaking the previous record in 2015.
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Zinn Education Project @zinnedproject.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#tdih 1962, "Silent Spring" by Rachel Carson published, exposed impact of pesticides on environment. Carson was vilified: called a Communist, disloyal, unscientific, and hysterical. Sound familiar? Attacks on truth tellers, with media complicity. See⬇️🧵 www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/si...
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Sept. 27, 1962: Silent Spring Published
Silent Spring by Rachel Carson was published.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
Any analysis of the Iran War that doesn't start and end with the fact that an entire cottage industry of think tankers and lobbyists and their friends in Congress were frothing at the mouth for literal decades for this got exactly what they wanted and it failed immediately and totally is wrong.
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nym™️ @arettee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
has mankind gone too far
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A 5,000 year-old arrow has emerged from melting mountain ice in Norway, offering a glimpse into prehistoric hunting in the high mountains 🏹❄️ archaeologymag.com/2026/09/5000...
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5,000-year-old arrow emerges as Norway’s melting mountain ice reveals older archaeological finds | Archaeology News Online Magazine
A 5,000-year-old arrow is among 48 prehistoric finds recovered as melting ice reveals older archaeology in Norway’s Jotunheimen mountains.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/09/2026
ProPublica obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, even nothing. From the archives:
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The Secret IRS Files: Trove of Never-Before-Seen Records Reveal How the Wealthiest Avoid Income Tax
ProPublica has obtained a vast cache of IRS information showing how billionaires like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Warren Buffett pay little in income tax compared to their massive wealth — sometimes, ev...
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Sharkhand @sharkhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again, getting more than a little fed up with Yankees and Europeans offering their erudite and unsolicited political opinions about how America in general and Southern states in particular “need” to do.
Simpsons bus driver sign meme

Bus driver: DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. 

The sign: THE SOUTH IS FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE
ON YOUR SIDE THAT ARE
HELD BACK BY GERRYMANDERING DISENFRANCHISEMENT
AND REGRESSIVE POLICIES
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UCLA illegally fired me as DEI Director. Why? B/c I posted truth about this bigoted piece of garbage after he died. Please consider helping me keep my head above water, until my lawyers reach a fair resolution with UCLA. My pack and I could use your support: gofundme.com/f/waiting-for-justice-auvzc
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Constantine @c0nstantin3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They voted Ted Cruz how many times into office now? youtu.be/_zbVmA7Sq3o
youtu.be
JOHN OLIVER - I Do Not Like That Man Ted Cruz (FULL POEM - 9/2025)
YouTube video by It's the Holiday Season!
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Cruella DeMille 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 @cruellademille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your moment in the sun, so to Seattle-y speak, Green Jacket Lady! Also, Beanie Lady has an excellent point!
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Middle East Eye (Unofficial) @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'Comprehensive closure': Israel to shut down all West Bank crossings, Wafa reports - www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/liv…
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'Comprehensive closure': Israel to shut down all West Bank crossings, Wafa reports
<article data-history-node-id="448397" about="https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/comprehensive-closure-israel-shut-down-all-west-bank-crossings-wafa" class="live-blog-update default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="https://www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/live-blog-update/comprehensive-closure-israel-shut-down-all-west-bank-crossings-wafa" rel="bookmark"> <span class="field field-title">'Comprehensive closure': Israel to shut down all West Bank crossings, Wafa reports</span> </a> </h2> <div class="content"> <div class="field field-field-text"><p>Israeli forces have tightened restrictions around the occupied West Bank city of Ramallah, closing roads and entrances to several towns and villages, Wafa news agency reported.</p> <p>The development comes after Israeli authorities decided to impose a “comprehensive closure” on the West Bank and close crossings into the territory until Saturday for the Jewish holiday of Sukkot.&nbsp;</p> <p>Local sources told the agency that the entrance gate to Turmus Ayya, north of Ramallah, was closed and residents were “harassed”.</p> <p>Wafa also reported that entrances to Aboud, Nabi Saleh, Atara and Taybeh were closed, while military checkpoints were set up at the entrances to Yabroud and Ein Sinyah.&nbsp;</p> </div> </div> </article>
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Middle East Eye (Unofficial) @middleeasteye-rss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Israeli actions 'paving way for total control' over Al-Aqsa, says Hamas - www.middleeasteye.net/news/israeli-…
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Israeli actions 'paving way for total control' over Al-Aqsa, says Hamas
Comments come after Netanyahu toured tunnels beneath Al-Aqsa Mosque as hundreds of Israeli settlers raided the holy site
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