Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was craving chicken and dumplings, I made chicken and dumplings, bosh 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My brain hasn’t been functioning and I have an enormous brick wall of unread emails and unread paper mail and a lot of them have tasks I need to do so if we can all hold hands and read emails today I might survive it 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My life is a never ending volley between miralax chewables and random tummy aches 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just don’t understand what people are doing in bathrooms. There are private stalls, they can all be gender neutral territory. Who has their ass out in the main chamber?? 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I live for my kids thumbs ups in response to trying a food I cooked 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026And to think my friend tried to convince me that My Dress Up Darling wasn’t full of gratuitous fan service 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fuck I am trying so damn hard to eat this cauliflower I prepared 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sometimes I get so hungry that eating is less “feels awesome” and more “relieved I’m no longer in pain” 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you write a grant application using words like “warfighter” as an engineer, you need to be aware that it’s never going to be used to save anyone’s lives. Not even your funky little ambulatory robots. 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hire me to do a low cost version of whatever you’re using ChatGPT to summarize. I, too, can glean the meaning of a word by reading the context around it and derive a report on vibes that is just accurate enough to work for now. 110
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I keep reliving the awkward way I made eye contact during a breast exam yesterday. I startled the doctor. But maybe it was a power move. 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What’s going on with the book scams on kobo, are they simply costly but legitimate translations or genuine article scams 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The playdough air dry clay looks and smells like laffy taffy 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh my god I’m obsessed with iced tea right now 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Looking forward to a more elite space marine army. My blood angels project got a lot less intense with that announcement 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My boss who I like and respect assigned me a mentee who wouldn’t listen to her or anyone else so guess how that’s going for me 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh thank god my taste issues with cheese are ending, cheese is back on the menu 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Someone call james workshop I have great ideas 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My space wolves friend said they are uniquely good at recruiting potentials from their planets so what if there was a group of women who did the recruiting called Valkyrie and they were sick af units to paint and play and had characters and vehicles or could fly or some shit?? 000
Reposted by Claudia ClockwurstPiper!!! 🏳️⚧️ @piperishyper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Eating some little caesar’s crazy bread, But to me it’s just bread,, A little look into my twisted mind,,, 18310
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Like I’m not even trying to say you have to change space marine lore but why can’t more factions at least have female support troops or characters or concepts, I just think it would be neat 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My daughter just asked for fiber gummies for dessert and got super mad at me when I said no. This doesn’t feel like the time for natural consequences though 040
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m too cynical for reacher, I tried to like it I really did 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Reasons why I can’t manage other people: someone junior to me just sent an email arguing with me, with incorrect facts, and I am incandescent with rage. 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m so hormonal and emotional that nothing is safe. A retirement email, a comedy podcast, a song. I’m so cooked. 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I could really go for a jacket potato with beans and cheese every day of my miserable existence 110
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you play an ttrpg character and you don’t have a love arc (inc platonic or familial) then, what, I must emphasize, the fuck, was the point 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think wheel of time had something super right and that no matter what else is at stake, human beings really want to fall in love. 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026INSTANT IRRATIONAL RAGE at every video that starts with "did you know" 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I can’t remember if I took my vitamin, will I grow fins if I take another one 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I went my whole life not tasting coconut in cracklin oat bran and then I read coconut on the ingredients and now it only tastes of coconut to me 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I dunno I just am eating soup in the summer nowadays 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 26/07/2026He went out to bring back donuts for breakfast, and bought an entire dozen for two people. And completely forgot both his favorites and the flavor I asked for 😂 but at least there’s definitely enough donuts 000
Reposted by Claudia ClockwurstErika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Possibly my favorite anime character I’ve ever cosplayed 11183241080
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I think 4:44 am is the most cursed time to wake up from a bad dream 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I keep wanting and getting salads keep my guts in your prayers 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think all the weird little snack flavors and weird little snacks and tiny treats and pop flavors are recession indicators 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m working with a trainer and I told her I felt like roadkill and she said “thanks for telling me” and dropped all my weights have I discovered an angel 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Reached out about a Craigslist item and got a response two days later with just “it’s gone”, sinister fucking response 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Do you see it? It’s a Möbius. Thank you to the late great Cat Bordhi 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Abusing my access to a nurse to have them reassure me that I am medically fine every time I’m stressed 000
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Oh yuk I found a spider floating my waterpik 010
Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Ah ha the old vitamin c, calcium, iron nutritional triangle, how I loathe thee 010