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@thejenlife.bsky.social
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cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. feral club rat turned runner. always hungry. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.

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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I’m going to do a holiday shoot with the dogs this year. I feel bad that I don’t have one with Bax in it or any well done photos with all four of the boys.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I adopted Tory after I lost Rose, my first heartbreak. He was the cuddliest and chonkiest boy and my adventure buddy. I choose to believe he met Rose in dog heaven, and he told her I’m doing ok and thank her for bringing him into my life. I hope Tory, Lana, and Rose are all hanging out together ❤️
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think Heated Rivalry replaced Scandal as my emotional support show.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have anxiety. I became a lawyer.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s insane that her sisters didn’t bring her home / dropped her off at the frat in that state, and her guy friend there didn’t protect her and instead took advantage of the situation.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m getting so many political texts right now and I genuinely don’t care who/what they’re for. I’m blocking and then deleting and reporting as spam as soon as I get them.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve had my eye on Bruins tickets for my son’s birthday and good lord a non-conference game will cost us over $500 for 3 people’s tickets (nosebleeds), food, and transportation. $1000+ if we stayed the night in Boston 💸💸💸. MAKE SPORTS ACCESSIBLE TO FAMILIES JFC
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have *another* heatwave coming on Friday and I hate it so much.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyways, if I can pull of this suite plus a meet and greet (or at least signed jerseys) for this sharks game, I’m going to take that as a sign that my post law gig should be in event/travel coordination.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not sure how I became the event/ticket coordinator for this friend group but I feel like concierge travel/events person is actually my true calling.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sprint intervals this morning kicked my ass so I made myself a (protein) milkshake as a little pick me up
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In response to Ovechkin’s appearance in an ad for Putin’s party, I made him get gay married to Sidney Crosby in my Tomodachi Life game.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to paris baguette and this child that was probs 4-6 years old was touching all of the pastries with her gross little fingers. What’s wrong with parents these days?
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many trips per year are you taking with/to see your friends vs. SO vs. origin family? Any trips that are long weekends or longer count. I think I am overwhelmed and idk what’s a good balance.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are content with your appearance and that’s based mostly on your lived experience, mirrors, and photos, I do not recommend looking at videos of yourself. It’s jarring.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know I’m complaining about basic living costs when I probably spend a lot more on luxuries but basic living costs really shouldn’t be this much.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are people just running around paying electricity bills that’s the same amount as a decent car payment?? What is going on?
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bc of the heatwave for the last two-ish months, I’ve been running the a/c non stop and I just checked my electricity bill and it’s four times the usual amount and I almost fainted.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR IN WESTERN MASS HAS A **SMOKING AREA** This is the best update of all of them bc that means none of this was serious and we can wrap it all up now.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t be friends with picky eaters that aren’t self aware. What do you mean you went to omakase in Japan and *cried* lmao
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to do a sleep away circus school, specifically for trapeze.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where are we storing the 25lb bag of rice from Costco?
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They want to be oppressed so badly. What a bunch of weirdos.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beef chuck roast and potatoes are on sale at Costco so I am fully embracing soup season even though it’s still like high of 89° today
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
NEW: ProPublica’s Jake Pearson lost $10,000 mimicking the betting patterns of a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company’s “responsible gaming” safeguards. One week in, he was invited to become a VIP — and faced little pushback as he spiraled.
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyways, there’s a new raccoon that visited with her babbiessss. The raccoon mama is on the very right and we don’t recognize her as one of the OGs that visited but omgggg they’re sooo cuteee
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, I know I can come off a certain way visually and people can be misogynistic and not take me seriously bc I’m a relatively young, woman attorney, but it’s offensive when people continuously underestimate me and try shit with me. Do I need to pull out my credentials??
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s ✨Libra✨ season
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was one of the longest (work) days in a really long time but the bulk of it was writing, so it wasn’t too bad. I miss not having a bijillion calls a day and just being able to write without interruptions.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Related: More jewelers in the US need to adopt the Indian jeweler model where they charge based on weight of gold and then add a charge for design/labor/fabrication. I want the transparency.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I have a lab diamond problem 🙃
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wheee!! I’m going to see Hans Zimmer! In 2027 but still super excited
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is the first day of fall and the temp around here finally dropped to a reasonable range (67°-82°) so I’m making soup
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ego Death would be a beautiful name for the rest of my life going forward
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Valuing your own public perception over getting the best education for your daughter and then writing publicly about it makes you a bad mother
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 21/09/2026
all conservatives are this guy and have always only ever been this guy
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok this game is basically the barracuda vs. ducks. They left the baby sharks at home 🙃
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re doing all of my fave things today: brunch, seeing ducks vs. sharks, and nobuuuu
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I finally get to see the baby sharks again today 🩵🦈
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No yeah, I’m going to let you struggle with it at every step bc clearly, when I tell you, you don’t remember
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I file my taxes, the government should give me an itemized list of how my taxes were spent. It only seems fair.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’d much rather support a politician who is into BSDM than one who is a pastor or relies on their religion for the reasoning behind their policy stances
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More teens on e-bikes dying. At this point, there’s no one to blame but them and their parents.
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☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the sequel of Coyote versus Acme should be about a class action, since the first deals with product liability
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is a mosquito in this room and it is terrorizing me.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 16/09/2026
This right here. The number of people I saw this year saying they had unexplained allergies or “summer colds”. 🙄 Unless you can definitively rule out covid with multiple tests, assume you’re contagious and act accordingly.
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