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Sara Warf

@sarabwarf.bsky.social
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Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot imagine where these rumors started (COUGH)
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love having friends in different professions but then sometimes I get texts like “I’m at the [big veterinarians’ conference] and there are capybaras here”
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Boy is there any more terrifying pause after someone says “so I took your advice”
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I quite enjoyed the nonsense of this note on our local restaurant’s ice machine
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just relistened to a podcast episode about the presidential physical fitness test and MAN that brought back some emotional trauma. I can’t tell you how many years it was before I willingly went to a gym once I grew up.
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Zdnauth Genal: Bullshit Sign Language
ALT: Zdnauth Genal: Bullshit Sign Language
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m delighted to announce that I helped my high school freshman create a 3D model of a neuron using various foam etc. materials and managed to impress him with my crafting skills. I will be riding this high for weeks
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Five Below speaking to my soul
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Grades K-8 administrators: Only people on the approved list who show valid ID and solve three riddles can pick your child up at carpool. High school administrators: Bell rang, gtfo the building and find a ride somewhere
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Our entire household schedule has shifted one hour earlier thanks to the kids’ moving up to new schools and we are not handling it well. Lotta morning crankiness and afternoon couch naps. Also I find myself far more susceptible to “I want a little treat” thoughts
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I FORGOT TO UPDATE: IT WAS A ROGUE CLAWFOOT TUB No no, it was mice 😂
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A new word I just learned: “bio-similar,” which is not a clone but in fact a medicine that’s basically a generic version of a biologic. I learned it bc my insurance company is forcing me to switch from the injectable biologic that has worked reliably for years. Imma use it to mean clone tho
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pulled into my driveway and thought there was a huge spider above the garage door
The garage attached to a house at the end of the driveway, the door halfway through opening up. Above the opening is a weird dark gray figure attached to the wall like a spider. It is in fact a squirrel doing some kind of weird rock climbing thing
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Sara, how old are you”
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yesterday I finished book number 100 of the year! It was Bellweather Rhapsody by Kate Racculia, the second of hers I’ve read, and it was a treat. I would like to thank the authors of the Murderbot, Dungeon Crawler Carl, and Lady Hardcastle series for their delightfully addictive books.
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Side note: I have zero idea how to code, so I used a site that does “vibe coding”: you tell it what you want, and it executes. It’s frankly amazing, except I forget that the AI is completely non-intuitive—that is, I have to tell it to do things that are simply logical. I therefore call it Kronk.
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(1) I am so grateful to everyone!! (2) I am still fighting with both app platforms and friends I am never making another app
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Friends: we have a mystery at our house. Dry dog food is appearing in mysterious places. 1/
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hi all! I spent the summer creating an app to let my students practice legal citation and am now trying to get it uploaded to various platforms. Google Play requires me to get 12 people to test it for 14 days. If you have an Android and would be willing to check it out, would you let me know?
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me a month ago: Man, Goodreads keeps insisting I’d love the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Guess I’ll listen to the first one. Me this week: This eighth one in the series is the last one out so I have to ration it out
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You’ve heard of Blues Clues, now get ready for . . .
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I never expected to attend a keynote speech at the LWI conference that featured She-Hulk and other comics panels but it is completely awesome
Photo of a man speaking to an auditorium. Behind him on the screen is a comics panel showing She-Hulk ripping a table in half like a BOSS
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We just binged the Duffer brothers’ new series “The Boroughs” in two sittings, and it was amazing. We were terrified, we laughed, we cried, we fell in love with Denis O’Hare, it was everything we wanted ♥️
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My husband wanted to show 11yo “Short Circuit,” and friends: it does not hold up
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Short Circuit Coeur Circuit
ALT: Short Circuit Coeur Circuit
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have started listening to the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and am entirely addicted. I will now forever shout GODDAMMIT DONUT in my head when I get frustrated 😂
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The sun setting just over the USS North Carolina ♥️
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Halfway through the drive to and from the vet my car decides that Biscuit—twelve-pound Biscuit—is a passenger who needs a seatbelt. Then it dings at me for the rest of the drive and I get increasingly homicidal
A very smol tan dog lying on a passenger seat WITHOUT A SEATBELT OMG
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Oh dope!”— me, a vibrant young person, upon opening a shipping box to find my new CPAP supplies
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I commented on a big bin of (unfrozen) freezer pops at Publix and the pharmacist said “yeah, I saw a kid jump into it once” I’m SHOCKED that younger me never had that intrusive thought 😂😂😂
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Friends, I’m at a baseball game with my beloved Dad today, and he loaned me one of his dozens (maybe hundreds) of minor league hats: a special event version of the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers’ udder-tuggers mascot. The shirt is the Dash’s alternate Tobacco Bug guy. Minor league baseball is the BEST
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Friends, if you were a pre-teen in the '90s like myself, please know that pre-teens (like my kid) are still being assigned to read "The Westing Game." I only vaguely remember the book but the title smacked me right in the nostalgia.
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Leah (Courtney Nichole) Reading on Assisted Living
ALT: Leah (Courtney Nichole) Reading on Assisted Living
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As someone who (1) was as a teen an avid comic nerd and (2) is a current all-things-comic fan this is my favorite montage ever youtu.be/U82c4bArFJ0?...
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'Wolverine Variants' - Marvel Studios Deadpool & Wolverine | Movie Clip HD
YouTube video by Marvel Universe Entertainment
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
On our wedding day and at another wedding 23 years later. I think it’s gonna last ♥️
A black and white picture of a young bride and groom on their wedding dayA selfie of two mature yet stunning older people, same as those in the b&w shot, looking distinctly like they’ve had 23 years of dope marriage
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just attended a glorious Alamo Drafthouse movie party where these were two of the favors. Can you guess what the movie was? (Snake necklace is mine, just a handy display base for the pin)
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The cereal drawer before and after I combined the half-empty bags my kids leave in boxes
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Shout out to the organizers of my kid’s current baseball tournament, being held at a high school field, where they forgot to unlock the ladies’ bathroom but DO have exactly one portapotty for every player, coach, and spectator here! Super worth the $20 they charge us to get in!
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m grading my seminar papers and just wrote in one student’s bench brief feedback “I particularly appreciated how well you understood the assignment, as the kids say, but actually literally this time”
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just ordered some paint by number kits from a new company and they sent me an email saying “get excited about your new hobby!” and like Bro
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just listened to this memoir in one sitting. I knew modern-day Dave Holmes was hilarious from his appearances on The Past Times, but he’s also a thoughtful writer & awesome narrator. Go listen to it!
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Friends, I have decided for various gut reasons to eat skyr/Greek yogurt once a day for a month. I have obtained a large variety of brands and flavors and shall report my feedback on this thread.
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If anyone is planning to order from Lands End, just fyi they’re not actually shipping anything out. I placed an order on April 14th and have been told twice that they are having delays caused by “system updates at our distribution center.” They won’t give me even a general window for shipping.
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m shocked that this doesn’t have millions of views based solely on how often it runs through my head youtu.be/_I_-jAwJpok?...
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A Very Muppet Les Miserables
YouTube video by Friz Frizzle
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I just finished my 51st book of the year—all of them audiobooks!—and it was ACES. For the first time (for me) with a fiction book, the author herself narrated it! And she was amazing! I was loving the book and as it wound down I found myself whispering PLEASE STICK THE LANDING and IT DID
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I HAVE ENFORCED MY WILL and as a bonus got to point and say “ that’s Evan Hansen!” to my musical-loving daughter
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thanks to my tween daughter I’m watching “Bring It On” for the first time. Apparently it was a couple years too late for me in 2000? Despite it being the most ‘90s movie ever?
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I finally have a day with no meetings, classes, or several-hour blocks of driving my kids to things. I was going to be super productive & then I got “Everything Is Tuberculosis” off the library waitlist at long last and made the mistake of starting it in the car and yeah this is what I’m doing today
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My Judicial Clerkship Writing class will soon be writing their dissents, which I encourage them to right as self-righteously as possible. Time to tell them I’ll up their grade a point for each one of these phrases they use www.instagram.com/reel/DVojTdY...
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EJ on Instagram: "My top 9 conversation tidbits to spice up the story I’m telling"
22K likes, 154 comments - ejthemaker on March 8, 2026: "My top 9 conversation tidbits to spice up the story I’m telling".
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
“Hey Sara how old are you” www.instagram.com/reel/DVZoqbQ...
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey friends! If you’re pondering what type of car to buy for your family, might I humbly suggest a Volvo? I’m partial to them because my very first car was a Volvo, but a week ago when someone ran me off the road at 60mph its safety features absolutely saved my life
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just gave my 14yo son (who is taller than I am) a comically tight hug and he burped in my ear and BOY did I flash back
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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I’ve convinced 14yo to watch “My Cousin Vinny” with me and I am thoroughly enjoying it. I’ve seen it a hundred times but it never fails to amaze me how absolutely stellar Fred Gwynne’s performance is
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