Reposted by kwueryPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE] 974996
Reposted by kwueryAulet 🍂 @aulet.es · 26/08/2026"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position." 3585544069
Reposted by kwuerylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/202620 books in the aubrey-maturin series, one season per book, eight to ten episodes per season, we're building a new hms surprise from scratch to film in and those actors are getting press ganged into a full decade of public service in the king's navy 2341360
Reposted by kwueryLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 08/08/2026It’s kinda wild how much more charming Spider-Man is when he’s a guy in an actual suit on an actual set interacting with actual people who are actually in the same location as him 760848
Reposted by kwueryrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026THEN I HAVENT MISSED IT 139716
Reposted by kwueryMaj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING. 16461111628
Reposted by kwuerymiss fern 🏳️⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market 11497093005
Reposted by kwuerythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026finding out YOU are “the people from the sea” 1267051
Reposted by kwueryBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon 161500231
Reposted by kwuerythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i hate alamo but have faith they won't convert the dome for their reddit-ass experience because it's a historic landmark etc., what would REALLY rock is if they also didn't renovate arclight theaters for in-movie service and made you meet up early at the original bar/restaurant like grown-ups 913010
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 20/07/2026Life Changing game. Just so so so interesting and stylish and SLICK. 011
Reposted by kwueryThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s… 295676806
Reposted by kwuerydillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/07/2026*dips hand in the toilet and rubs fingers together* 3242
Reposted by kwueryeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip? 162595330
Reposted by kwuerylinktothepabst @linktothepabst.bsky.social · 09/07/2026it's kane!!! charles foster kane!! coming down to the ring and he's got the steel sled!!! 223050
Reposted by kwueryThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross 353827394
Reposted by kwueryThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo theonion.comCritics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In FloridaWASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable... 302446599
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 16/06/2026just got a youtube ad for ketamine... is that a worse look for me or like the country as a whole? 000
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 09/06/2026I love that Nintendo is just making the Unreal Engine remakes people posted on youtube in like 2016. Totally not creatively bankrupt or anything 000
Reposted by kwueryJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/06/2026Looks like New York is ready for some Knicks basketball! 222806413
Reposted by kwueryrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/06/2026‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262... 271668399
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 05/06/2026as we approach the big video game reveal weekend, let's all hope we get something as insane as the p5 announcement. 000
Reposted by kwueryLe Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 04/06/2026Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56lemonde.frMarjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56The French-Iranian 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said. 4524501127
Reposted by kwueryMidBoss / Read Only Memories @midboss.bsky.social · 22/05/2026store.steampowered.com/app/330820/2... 0183
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 17/05/2026I think 10% of my brain will always be thinking about the last 30 seconds of death Stranding and that hard cut to titles with the okay kaya song playing. 000
Reposted by kwueryShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Jonny Cash did not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die only for you to settle for morgan wallen 422039411
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 13/05/2026booted up Final Fantasy XIII on a lark... totally forgot that game starts with stopping a genocidal deportation convoy 😳 030
Reposted by kwueryWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026We’re just normal men 131762579
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 25/04/2026It's really fun that we've even managed to privatize the FBI's response to mass shooters. Despicable. 010
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 24/04/2026is it just me or does Black Flag Resynced legit look like they forgot how to make an Assassin's Creed game? Like... that combat... those parrys... the parkour... it all looks really ROUGH. 😬 000
Reposted by kwueryChibiMasshuu frontman of Subsequent Seppaku @chibi-verse.lgbt · 21/04/2026Hot take, the FF7 remake should have been done completely in this style... 4898070
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 22/03/2026People talk about movies that are "spiritually YouTube shorts," but we have all forgotten the ancient "Made to be shown on FX on a weekday at 4:30 pm" movie. Push, Jumper, etc. Truly a lost art of High-Concept American Action films. Never perfect, but I never changed the channel either. 000
Reposted by kwueryJosh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026yall mind if a white boy speaks a little español 1654548
Reposted by kwueryMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/03/2026This is what you can look like if you don't have a little sycophant at your side laughing at all your jokes and making you soft and complacent 720733
Reposted by kwueryBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations 1223427436
kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 17/11/2025The closest thing America has culturally to Doctor Who is The Joker. 000
Reposted by kwueryBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/11/2025This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life 962378
Reposted by kwueryKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 05/11/2025i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success 31081139