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kwuery

@kwuery.itch.io
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Ultra amateur game dev, just trying to have fun and make things. Sort of the good version of that crappy Facebook Motto from 2014. kwuerysoft@gmail.com kwuery.itch.io/schola-spiritus

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
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Aulet 🍂 @aulet.es · 26/08/2026
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/2026
20 books in the aubrey-maturin series, one season per book, eight to ten episodes per season, we're building a new hms surprise from scratch to film in and those actors are getting press ganged into a full decade of public service in the king's navy
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 08/08/2026
It’s kinda wild how much more charming Spider-Man is when he’s a guy in an actual suit on an actual set interacting with actual people who are actually in the same location as him
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
THEN I HAVENT MISSED IT
michael caine as scrooge
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
finding out YOU are “the people from the sea”
last scene from Falling Down with Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall

I'm the bad guy?

Yeah.

How did that happen? I did everything they told me to.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i hate alamo but have faith they won't convert the dome for their reddit-ass experience because it's a historic landmark etc., what would REALLY rock is if they also didn't renovate arclight theaters for in-movie service and made you meet up early at the original bar/restaurant like grown-ups
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 20/07/2026
Life Changing game. Just so so so interesting and stylish and SLICK.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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Mug of Glop @mugofglop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/07/2026
*dips hand in the toilet and rubs fingers together*
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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linktothepabst @linktothepabst.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
it's kane!!! charles foster kane!! coming down to the ring and he's got the steel sled!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2026
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo
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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable...
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 25/06/2026
DONUT SELL HODL THE LINE!! XBOX APES STROGN TOGATHER!
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 16/06/2026
just got a youtube ad for ketamine... is that a worse look for me or like the country as a whole?
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 10/06/2026
Me last night after watching the nintendo direct
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 09/06/2026
I love that Nintendo is just making the Unreal Engine remakes people posted on youtube in like 2016. Totally not creatively bankrupt or anything
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/06/2026
Looks like New York is ready for some Knicks basketball!
Scene from Children of Men
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Baby play matThe stage for the UFC evwnt
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...
You have nothing to be ashamed of, though. You're doing good, necessary work, and it's not your fault the work has been so thoroughly devalued as to make you an object of other people's shame. That shame isn't about you, by the way. It's not about wishing you were an architect or an oral surgeon, though that's the externalized shape it may take. Your parents are ashamed because their kid cleans houses, which
forces them to recognize that there's no difference between them and the people who clean houses. A house cleaner is no longer an unfortunate to be pitied, an uneducated bum whose crappy life plays out across a thank-God-unbridgeable divide. They share their
DNA with one. No difference at all.
In a just civilization that understood its humanity a little better, parents would be ashamed to admit their kids were tech CEOs or finance titans. If that sounds polemical, then I guess a rational evaluation of evidence must be polemical. What did a house cleaner ever do to any of us, except try to make our environments a little sweeter? Versus what do the tech CEOs do? The finance bros? Some people are made important by their work while others are made untouchable by theirs, and boy do most of us get it backwards on which is which.
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 05/06/2026
as we approach the big video game reveal weekend, let's all hope we get something as insane as the p5 announcement.
screenshot of persona5 announcement. 5 folding chairs on a red background, black ball and chains connected to each one. White text in the center reads "You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
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Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis,' dies at 56
The French-Iranian 'died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life,' people close to her said.
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MidBoss / Read Only Memories @midboss.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/330820/2...
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 17/05/2026
I think 10% of my brain will always be thinking about the last 30 seconds of death Stranding and that hard cut to titles with the okay kaya song playing.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Jonny Cash did not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die only for you to settle for morgan wallen
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 14/05/2026
Me in every job interview I've ever had, unfortunately.
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 13/05/2026
booted up Final Fantasy XIII on a lark... totally forgot that game starts with stopping a genocidal deportation convoy 😳
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/05/2026
My Letterboxd review of HACKERS (1995): 

Being on the computer should look like that
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We’re just normal men
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 25/04/2026
It's really fun that we've even managed to privatize the FBI's response to mass shooters. Despicable.
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 24/04/2026
is it just me or does Black Flag Resynced legit look like they forgot how to make an Assassin's Creed game? Like... that combat... those parrys... the parkour... it all looks really ROUGH. 😬
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ChibiMasshuu frontman of Subsequent Seppaku @chibi-verse.lgbt · 21/04/2026
Hot take, the FF7 remake should have been done completely in this style...
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 22/03/2026
People talk about movies that are "spiritually YouTube shorts," but we have all forgotten the ancient "Made to be shown on FX on a weekday at 4:30 pm" movie. Push, Jumper, etc. Truly a lost art of High-Concept American Action films. Never perfect, but I never changed the channel either.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
yall mind if a white boy speaks a little español
Tanthony Hopkins as Diego de la Vega in mask of zorro
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is what you can look like if you don't have a little sycophant at your side laughing at all your jokes and making you soft and complacent
Shredded Rotta the Hutt, basically a muscular Jabba, holding two battle axes
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
now why would i want to live in a cool city where i can get an egg sandwich by basically sticking my hand out the window at will when i could instead be out in the sprawl where it takes 45 minutes to turn left off my street onto a 75mph stroad to get drivethru starbucks until i am killed by a chevy suburban that crossed the median because the driver was recording a tiktok where he challenges kid rock to arm wrestle him to support his charity donating rayban meta glasses to the police
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kwuery @kwuery.itch.io · 17/11/2025
The closest thing America has culturally to Doctor Who is The Joker.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
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