iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

"conjoined twin separator cream" yields zero Google shopping results. Saved you the trouble.

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Impress your date after they passionately tell you about their thesis regarding the ethical implications of genetic engineering by blurting out "I SEEN A APE".

010

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I'd rather dump angry beetles down the front of my tighty whities than listen to "Lay Down Sally".

031

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

"If I could save bime in a tottle." - dyslexic Jim Croce

172

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

here’s to hoping I will not be too much of a dumb fuck today (morning prayer)

1220854

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I wanna live with a cinnamon, girl. Commas are important.

030

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Would love to retire but the cruel joke is that I'm now too old to supplement my income by shaking my money maker weekends at The Dirty Manhole.

010

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Nothing is really inedible if you put your entire being into it.

020

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

You're missing out on a lot of opportunities if you don't keep a bullhorn next to you in the car.

010

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I just got served an eviction notice on my blanket fort. The landlord wants to level everything and put in a sectional.

731793

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Drumpf announced 25% tariffs on all steel and aluminum coming into the US Monday, along with retaliatory tariffs to be announced later so if you haven’t gotten your pitchfork yet you might want to run out and grab one.

1122

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

"I guess maybe them biscuits and gravy had turned" thought farmer Jed as he threw up into his straw hat at the Walmart.

010

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Never carry too many grudges at once, make a few trips so you don't throw your back out.

522395

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I'll be on the veranda thinking about the atrium and considering improvements to the vestibule.

021

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Fuck that guy. Let’s all chip in and buy X. We’ll turn it into a water park or maybe a Costco

1319640

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

We had this guy tune our piano by ear. He spent four years at our house one night.

212254

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'm thinking of having myself coppiced in the early spring and sprouting fresh from the ankles.

35214

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Got kicked out the coven again for trying to roast marshmallows over the sacrificial fire.

4279102

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'll be attending the big Diction Expo 2025 this weekend. Featured speakers include Bob Dylan and Sylvester Stallone.

063

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I try to avoid politics here but Jesus fucking Christ fuck this South African billionaire Nazi idiot of a president and his idiot chimp boy Trump.

030

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

She sent me off brand emojis, and now I’m re-evaluating my life

15531

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Welcome to your mid 50s, you now have the gait of a mortally wounded velociraptor.

17297109

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you over all this impending doom.

13608171

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I'd embrace the chaos but I don't think it's a hugger.

5315119

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Something went wrong. You did something without fully paying attention to what you were doing. So foolish. So preventable. So senseless. So irreversible. You mistook horseradish for mayo.

47341

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Have you ever had to live without something for so long you don't even want it anymore?

1110111

Reposted by Neil Parmesan

Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We discuss your day and its potential pitfalls. Overwhelmed, you never ask me about mine. Its attendance not taken, my day goes to the river to look for herons. It eats lunch on a steel beam atop an unfinished tower. It writes sad notes for an old glass bottle and they jump together into the lake.

29035

Neil Parmesan @ktoab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025