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Andy Tebay

@kowiana.bsky.social
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Based in Ōtautahi, Aotearoa. Interested in public transport, tech, weather and languages | Lived in Korea for a bit | International Rail Journal correspondent | English/한국어 | Learning Māori & 中文

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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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The Simpsons: Homer and Ned with Tumbleweed
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer and Ned with Tumbleweed
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MetService NZ @metservice.com · 20/06/2026
🌡️📈Christchurch has broken its June maximum temperature record, which was smashed earlier today. ‼️25.1°C recorded at 2pm. (records began 1943) All you weather needs here www.metservice.com/national
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MetService - Te Ratonga Tirorangi
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of my pet peeves in NZ is when people go out to a restaurant or cafe and don't even order for like 15-20 minutes cos they can't stop talking for a moment.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/01/2026
I like the save feature, just an ever growing list of things I'd like to remember that I'll never remember because I'll never actually go look at the list. So it's just a sort of appreciation prayer.
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Is it sleigh bells or tinnitus.? Hard to tell.
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Sylvia Sierra 🪾🏔️ @sociolinguista.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Anti-AI advertising era
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Potato enthusiast 🇵🇸🥔 @br3nda.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I would love if nz bluesky posted a bit more about what they themselves are doing, and not just what politicians are doing. Could just be eating toast, walking dogs, finding pretty sea shells. Something more than endless bad policies
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Shaking My Bits To The Hits @weirzone.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
**saxophone solo** I know I've done this joke 20 times but this one's not in Amsterdam
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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
work has banned chatgpt because it's bad and leaky and predatory and gives poor quality outputs. fuckin GOOD.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 02/09/2025
I got an even stupider answer!
Google search for "was 2010 15 years ago"

AI Overview: 
No, 2010 was 14 years ago as of September 2025. 2010 was 15 years ago in the year 2025.
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Is it just me or have there been quite a few tragic accidents with kids on ATVs in the past few years here...
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🫘 SpudsMcCrazy 🇳🇿🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🇮🇪 @spudsmccrazy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A classic from the @newyorker.com
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Tony Stamp @tonylstamp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
also michael madsen was not in pulp fiction
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 30/06/2025
It's hilarious that no matter how popular Squid Game gets, they still have the same "whatever English teachers didn't have work that day and replied to the post in the Facebook group" level of VIP actors.
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Over 10 years since Google got rid of one my favourite features. Put so much time into editing translations for my work's website so that it made sense to people and info was correct. Was a good cheap alternative to doing a full proper translation.
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Kojects @kojects.com · 13/06/2025
You can now track Seoul Metro trains in real time on Kakao Map! Check out the video below. Kakao Map also has real-time bus tracking in certain regions around the country, with plans to launch the feature in other regions in the future.
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MeatMechSuit @meatmechsuit.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
That guy on the news in Nelson removing the grate over the storm drain - don’t do that. Pull the debris out but leave the grate, it stops a person from stepping into the hole and getting an injury or being sucked into the drain.
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I love it when you ask cafes to warm something up just a little and it comes out like it's been in a volcano.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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Tim Welch @tfwelch.com · 31/03/2025
Yesterday I built a tracker for NZ road fatalities. When I started coding: 3 days since last death (75 total this year). By the afternoon: counter reset to zero—two more lives lost that day. Today: 1 day without a road death. Every Day Without a Death Counts! nzroads.tfwelch.com
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Seriously? We know what a doughnut is lol. Next you'll be telling us about the growing popularity of the "non-toxic transparent liquid" sold in bottles known as water.
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NZ Transit Buzz @nztransitbuzz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And she’s in!
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Simpsons Korea @simseunkorea.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
"Bless you, boys" "Homer, those are Coupang delivery men." "I know."
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ran into a gang of Luigis
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Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
NZ Bluesky is an echo chamber in that we only wanna talk about Ecco the Dolphin, the 1992 Sega game about a bottlenose dolphin who fights extraterrestrials and uses echolocation
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Been using an extension to find people I followed on Twitter. Surprised how many people have made the move here now.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/10/2024
that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space
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Simpsons Korea @simseunkorea.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"What do you folks have here, huh? Hmm, a Mom's Touch. That doesn't sound too appetizing."
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I get the feeling that Wales Online have missed the actual news point here
Wales Online headline: Black smoke fills the sky as major fire breaks out

While there is indeed large clouds of billowing black smoke, there is also A FUCKING HUGE DINOSAUR and frankly those Jurassic Park lads have screwed up again.
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
so pleased my gallery app made a slideshow of my friend's bug bites from 7 yrs ago, set to "good time"
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
If you see this, post a bird
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
super excited for the day AI will be able to take over the most tedious tasks of daily life such as making art, engaging with art, maintaining human relationships, etc., so that I can focus on my true passion: creating value for shareholders
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I'd argue tech literacy - in the sense of being able to work most of the basic functions of an OS yourself - will actually have peaked with Millennials. Subsequent generations live in walled garden apps and the "recent docs" list in their word processor.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/06/2024
enjoy a nice chilly treat on a hot day to cool down!
photo of a fried egg inside a popsicle
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Stop attacking Google for occasional inaccuracies. In general it's been a highly reliable source of good quality information ever since it was invented in 1743 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.
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Benny Rollins @bennyrollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
We didn't have "woke" when I was a kid. We just called it "trying to be a good person". And everyone kind of agreed we should try to do more of that.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Hey climate deniers, tell me what you do for a living and I'll tell you how you're doing it wrong based on what my crazy uncle read on the internet.
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Andy Tebay @kowiana.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
If you've given a deadline of COB on a certain day, you should be totally fine with getting it by COB on that day and not be panicking because you actually needed it earlier. Build in your own buffers please.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
“what’s your myers-briggs personality type?” me, panicking: uhhh, imdb
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