Reposted by Aaron Incognito🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Who can afford 5 takeaways in this economy 1202
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/01/2026 5540120
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/01/2026 1542137
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Sauron's security was defeated by two hobbits, who entered undetected through an unlocked backdoor, armed only with two swords and a flashlight 444179
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 23/12/2025two sleeps until Christmas? so they say, but you can actually have as many sleep as you want over the next two days, there are no rules 56914
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 04/11/2025What four fictional characters are you a combination of? 010
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoMarc Daalder @marcdaalder.bsky.social · 22/10/2025New from me: Just eight of the Government's 17 Roads of National Significance have already seen costs blow out by $5.1 billion - before any shovels are even in the ground. The full programme would cost $44-$54 billion on the latest numbers. newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/23/5...newsroom.co.nz$5b-plus blowout for eight Roads of National SignificanceThe Government's 17 Roads of National Significance will cost it at least $44 billion – enough to rebuild Dunedin Hospital 23 times over. Marc Daalder reports. 1314970
Reposted by Aaron Incognitospooky kororā @davejac.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Shout out to Marc who from memory was about the only reporter I saw hammering this point back in 2023 1197
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoKo Ess Ahau ☀️😷 @occasio.bsky.social · 10/10/2025┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ ┃╱╱╲╲ ╱╱╭╮╲╲ GO VOTE ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ CANT COMPLAIN IF YOU DONT ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ GOT TILL MIDDAY NZ ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ ┃╱╱╲╲ ╱╱╭╮╲╲ GO VOTE ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ CANT COMPLAIN IF YOU DONT ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ GOT TILL MIDDAY #nzpol 28132
Reposted by Aaron Incognitogamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/06/2024I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart. 3012572657
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoIdiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2025So I guess Rimmer is dictating our foreign policy as well as our domestic policy. If we want to change this, we need to change the regime. 2255
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Siri, how much do politicians get paid to be pro-Israel 000
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2025charlie kirk is MLK. camera is hamas. chair is astronaut. baby is stove. yawn is owl. 631540126
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoHayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 15/09/2025on the one hand, this sounds like it won't raise enough money for them to fund meaningful tax relief for the people struggling the most with the cost of living, but on the other it will be ruthlessly attacked and exploited by their political opponents 1714837
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Don’t watch the Charlie Kirk video. That’s my advice. 020
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536629291
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 05/09/2025spull hum spull hum spull hum! spull hum! spull hum!! spull hum!! SPULL HUM!! SPULL HUM!! 010
Reposted by Aaron Incognitomorgan godfery @morgangodfery.bsky.social · 02/09/2025kind of nostalgic for the days when garner or gower would be leading on 3 news talking about how this poll is a bazooka hitting the national party and then chasing some poor innocent backbencher down a stairwell 0365
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Labour-Greens very close to having the numbers If TPM aren’t needed, the normies will turn 020
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 02/09/2025fewer bus depots more bus despots the age of Ratepayer is over now is the time of Transport Tsars 020
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoLew @lewsos.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I love the bridge but it's a great representation of Wellington's malaise: faded glory that once expressed something vital about the city's identity, but now just costs a fortune to do a bad job when the money could be better spent on 100 other things www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/city-to-s...nzherald.co.nz'Incredibly brutal': Councillors react to quick bridge demolition planThe capital's 33m City to Sea bridge no longer meets earthquake standards. 55910
Reposted by Aaron Incognitosallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025So, ah, quick request 1205
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoMorgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Not a void at all~ I love this! Thanks 1659080
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoAnil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2025Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company. 24184332123
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoRonan Fitzgerald @rmkf.bsky.social · 01/09/2025What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph? 412194408
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Last night I made a Turkish spiral pie / borek in 12 easy steps Today I learnt that all 12 steps are actually Hamas Thanks for the heads-up, Bibi 110
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Massive argument on my train in Melbourne. White Nationalists shit-talking, blaming migrants for every problem. Muslim girl asked “So are immigrants the reason you’re fat?” Hilarity ensued. 719534
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation 913940814
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoJarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2025instead of making up a guy to get mad at I have chosen to make up an ideological purity test no one can pass 072
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoTim @timward2014.bsky.social · 25/08/2025My favourite meme on this one (stolen from someone here): 25116
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2025hello and welcome to your first day of standing normal lessons 1121274138
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Lol at a Nat MP thanking his colleague for a patsy question hahaha Literally "Thank you for that Patsy" 000
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland 269133472629
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Hell yeah Chippy, defend that shit. NZ handled COVID better than most of the world, and we should be proud of it 110
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It's like having a PHD professor in your pocket 000
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoLew @lewsos.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Hooton has typically been solid on this stuff, which is why he is persona non grata within the current populist-right movement in ascendance And in this case he's just adhering to the orthodox ACT party line from 2004 4156
Aaron Incognito @aaronincognito.bsky.social · 08/08/2025In Bali, at a cooking class, talking about food. White South African says "We have a great chocolate in South Africa. It's called Top Deck. It's got the white on top and the brown on the bottom." 7 kiwis make a very subtle wince and look away in 7 different directions 010
Reposted by Aaron Incognitofesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/08/2025If you ever wanted proof we don't know who submits stuff and have no way of finding out, it's this, because if we knew we would block you. 1458135
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci. 18115682830
Reposted by Aaron IncognitoBruce Buckman @brucebuckman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025At some level it’s hilarious that David Seymour is essentially the thing he hates the most - the bureaucrat stereotype of his imagination. He obsesses over petty things, setting up an entire wasteful ministry in pursuit of imagined waste, creates busy work, pushes his ideology into law … 1015232
Reposted by Aaron Incognitomaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 07/08/2025me, crawling into the ER, bleeding profusely and gasping for air: help ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app 402330323
