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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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The One And Only Richie 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @bluerichierich.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
Text: “A friend said those of us who live in Minneapolis should write about what's going on here for folks who live elsewhere. You need to know that whether you're a Republican, Independent or Democrat, the Constitution is being violated by our federal government. This is not about catching criminals, or even deporting people. It is about punishing an entire state, including
citizens, for not supporting the president. Everyone in my part of Minneapolis is affected. On our streets, ICE is stopping people of color and demanding their papers. In America. US citizens do not have to prove citizenship to ICE. Yet people are being intimidated, some cases beaten up and detained, for requiring ICE to follow the law. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter homes. Yet there are documented cases of them
ignoring the law - violating a bedrock constitutional principle. Americans of color are staying home, afraid to go to work, school, to grocery shop, or fill their cars with gas. This isn't just "illegals" or immigrants with valid work permits, it is citizens who have had their cars rammed by ICE for merely looking Hispanic. Businesses are closing. Schools are 50 percent full. When they are open, fascists are calling in bomb threats because the
president decided to make us a meme. After a daycare teacher with a valid work permit (through 2030) was snatched from her workplace, parents (and grandparents) have had to organize to watch their SCHOOLS, to make sure conditional rights are observed. This is being repeated throughout Minnesota. Imagine trying to do your job or live you life while also taking volunteer shifts to make sure the federal
government doesn't act extrajudicially.
Because of ICE's documented abuses, neighbors have organized to monitor federal actions. This observation is legal, as long as it doesn't interfere with a valid action. Yet since ICE killed Renee Good, they are increasingly stopping this observation, breaking car windows and …”
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION" It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever. I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/10/2025
KING … But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son⁠—
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When you lose your job for calling out a racist’s racism, that’s called Klancel culture.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 12/06/2025
scooby doo meme where the guy pulls the mask off the ghost who's labeled "bluesky is bad" and underneath is "i want to post slurs"
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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Matt da Silva @mdasilva.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Seeing a massive divide online between Angelenos of all political stripes who understand that the protests in LA yesterday were mostly peaceful and any violence was ICE-initiated and East Coast establishment liberals lecturing “the left” on how riots just amplify right wing talking points.
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Ellen Braaten @ellenbraaten.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Terry Moran reported what he saw as the truth. In my opinion, this isn’t an “opinion” as much as a reporter who has observed an individual and reported on what he has observed. This is the kind of information. American needs to know.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
🚨…WE ARE BEING TOLD THE FRONT LINE OF THE INSURRECTION HAS MOVED TO THE HOME DEPOT PAINT AISLE. MARINES SUBDUED ONE DIY HOMEOWNER WHO WAS BROWSING CEILING PRIMERS AND TWO SUSPECTED CRAFTERS CARRYING A SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE NUMBER OF BEHR PAINT SWATCHES…SUPPORT DRONES REMAIN STUCK IN THE GARDEN SECTION…
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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bluesky right now:
A bunch of 90s kids gathered around a desktop computer, stoked by what's happening on screen
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Whatever happens tomorrow, whatever horror the future brings, whatever disaster justifiably curses us all forever, at least we had a pretty funny day today
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE. Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high. By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just looking forward to the day when RFK Jr's ego finally collides with Donald Trump. Because you know it's coming.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 05/06/2025
So do you think anyone’s sliding the interview where Elon’s brother confessing to their being illegal immigrants over to Stephen Miller and saying “this will bring your wife back?”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/06/2025
I think Trump will fold first. Because he always does. TACO.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This isn’t hard or complicated. For people weighing in w/different versions of this theme: Musk isn’t a good guy, we forget nothing, he’s not on the team, never will be on the team. We don’t mind if this disgusting evil alliance comes apart. That doesn’t make us Team Elon. Next.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
two images
the top one a photo of elon jumping like a dipshit behind trump at a rally
the second the same photo with elon photoshopped out a la the old stalin photo
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It sure seems like men are too emotional to run the most powerful country on earth!
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Deontological Warfare @clockworklady.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
Tweet from Kanye West saying “Broooos please noooooo 🫂   We love you both so much”
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
These angry tweets are our generation’s Federalist and Anti-Federalist Papers.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 18/04/2025
If you think you can't make a political issue out of "people shouldn't be grabbed off the street and put in a foreign gulag forever," maybe consider getting out of politics/punditry. And these aren't technical slogans: they appear in the Declaration of Independence and in the Constitution (twice).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Weird how the same party that insisted undocumented immigrants don't pay any taxes is now using the records of undocumented immigrants paying their taxes to find them. Of course they think it's *great* they won't be adding to our tax revenues anymore. Damn freeloaders, giving us money for nothing.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/04/2025
This is a great point. For example, when I look back at the epochal changes of this past January, I would personally have voted not to confirm Marco Rubio
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Unless it's measles. Or COVID. Or syphilis.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If you’re tempted to reply to a joke post with: •picky factual correction •humorless literalism •self righteous scolding •your strident personal politics …Stop. You’re sucking the life out of the platform. Take your typing hand and slap yourself across the face instead.
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Be like Rosemary #HandsOff #April5
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Mike Elk @mikeelk.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Seen in Pittsburgh
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Joel grayson webbeR @j15r.com · 05/04/2025
Encouraging that this church across from the GA State Capitol has its bells tolling throughout as 20,000 people matched by for #handsoff Atlanta.
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Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Woke: Going to college and maybe being a doctor or accountant or scientist or something America First: Homeschooled about how well slaves were treated as preparation for your career producing “No Fat Chicks” merch
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Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Production at this facility was temporarily shut down as they assessed the impact of tariffs going forward.
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