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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 17h

I like “Ted Lasso” well enough, but the Apple product placement in S4E9 was WAY over the top.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Free mantras. Take what you need.

Gravestone reading, “I am wherever you are”

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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Underwear Homunculus @marisasandlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the responses I hear a lot is "I don't know any women who have been assaulted." You do, but you have shown yourself as an unsafe person to talk to about it.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get you a friend like @jenleepa.bsky.social who will riff with you on what it sounds like when Bob Dylan has phone sex. It’s going to be stuck in my head all day. “How does it feeeel?”

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 28/09/2026

Just heard an acquaintance is in hospital waiting for plastic surgery because he sliced his hand open doing the knife in avocado pit hit & twist trick, so a good reminder to DON’T DO THAT JUST USE A DAMN SPOON TO GENTLY SCOOP THE PIT OUT IT WORKS JUST AS WELL & SAFER. 🥑

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport

Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Deathcall. Residence. An old friend.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Any time someone tells me, “When I die, I don’t want a funeral, I want a celebration of life!” I always have to fight the urge to say, “Oh, trust me. We’re going to party our ASS OFF when you finally die!” It’s okay to grieve for a little bit. Sadness is important, too.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Solitary crematory swamp turt.

Turtle sitting on a rusty pipe in a swamp.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

5am deathcall. Oh well, I got most of a night’s sleep.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rite of passage. Weird Al concert.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

4:30am. Residential deathcall. The spouse who answers the phone when I call back says, “We’re down a long, spooky driveway with a lot of bumps and no lights. Don’t get scared.” Well, I wasn’t scared AT FIRST.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just for fun, my sister flew with some friends to Nashville yesterday to see Dolly’s grave and then flew back late last night.

Two men and my tiny sister, standing in front of a small jet on the runway in New Orleans.

Dolly Parton’s mausoleum niche. A space she shares with her husband. It’s very understated.

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

this is fontastic.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Deathcall. Motorcycle accident. Hospital gives me a fiancée as next of kin. No good. A fiancée has no legal rights. I need to talk to a parent or an adult child of the deceased. After that comes siblings or any other family relation. It’s a difficult conversation, but a crucial one.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

1. I’m happy that queer people are infiltrating the GOP. 2. Not like this.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Please enjoy this amazing homemade birthday card from the wonderful @kimberussell.bsky.social

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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye @sazeracla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Perfect timing for my awesome @coldchef.bsky.social birthday art!

A woodcut-style rubber stamp depicting two fists with the knuckles forward, with red “knuckle tattoo” lettering on each finger spelling out
A-D-A-M W-E-S-T

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This could be us but you playin.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve been complaining incessantly that I need a new sticker design. Well, I guess that @jenleepa.bsky.social was tired of hearing it, because she commissioned her child G to design a new one for me. Behold!

A tarot-like card, with me, dressed as Death, in a robe with a scythe. Above me, the number 53, surrounding me, the inscription “I will bury you.” And beneath me, a scroll reading “The Undertaker.” I’m also wearing a jaunty bow tie.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)

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Anne Stibor @czelticgirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Brilliant. (@coldchef.bsky.social You might get a chuckle out of this.)

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You know who would make a great Mary Todd Lincoln in “Oh Mary?” Miss Piggy. I’m not sure of the logistics. Y’all figure it out.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The steeple of the Baptist church is being bleached and cleaned by drone.

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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Slightly belated birthday flippies for the most excellent and beloved @gjcharlet.bsky.social!

A woman and a beardy male-presenting person flipping off the camera while smiling. They are holding hand stamped cards that look like knuckle tattoos. Her's says SEXY NERDY and the other person's says JOCK NERD

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Completely forgot to post the excellent card + publicly acceptable flippie to honor @coldchef.bsky.social’s birthday. HBD, my dear, dear friend!

A white woman is holding up a card with her two middle fingers extended. The card is made of craft paper, and has been stamped with an engraving of two fists, knuckles forward. On the fingers are written DEEP and DIVE.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you love amazing corporate design, I came across this Instagram account this weekend. It’s nothing short of brilliant. www.instagram.com/allanpeters?...

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Instagram

Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

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shiftedshaped - emily mae @shiftedshaped.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

To know @coldchef.bsky.social is to live with wonder, joy & life gratitude. What a human! Honored to walk this world at the same time, friend. Wishing you a magical next 365 days swirling the sun. Love your birfday crafting experience. What fun. Oh, the love you spread into the world! DIRT NAPS !

A stamp of knuckles with the DIRT NAPS written on each finger.

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Kim R @kimberussell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

For his birthday, the illustrious @coldchef.bsky.social gifted me with an original work of art! Happy (belated) birthday to the original mail Nerd!

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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know I’m a day late, @coldchef.bsky.social, but I just hit the jackpot at the Museum of Civilization in Quebec City.

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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

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#DefundIsraelOrBust @kapaali.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This could not have been more appropriate. Happy Birthday to my Mardi Gras pal @coldchef.bsky.social!

Artwork featuring two fists with knuckle tats that say NAPS ZZZZ

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amanjo @amanjo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today is my friend @coldchef.bsky.social's birthday, and when he sent me a card that said “LONG HIKE,” I knew what I needed to do: a long hike! Today my husb & I went to Nerstrand Big Woods State Park to see Hidden Falls, which is kind of dry right now, but it was a great hike nonetheless!

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Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So @coldchef.bsky.social is one of the greatest humans on the internet, & one of the delightful things about him is that he love love loves people taking pictures of themselves flipping the bird. It’s his bday today, and he’s 32 pics short of 2500. Help a brother out and get him to that goal?

A screencap of an album called FLIPPIE with 2,477 items

Two women are flipping the bird. Their faces are obscured by smiley face emoji.

Two women, one wearing a shirt and one topless. Their faces are obscured by smiley face emoji.

A group of five women flipping the bird. Their faces are obscured by smiley face emoji.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Closing in on 2500. This may be the year!

Photo from my archive showing that I have 2,477 flippies. So close to 2500.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For my birthday project this year, I’ve been learning to carve rubber stamps. I wanted to make something that I could customize so that all of my friends could get an original piece of art. This is what I came up with. Thank you all for your kind words and support. I hope to get better at it.

Knuckle tattoo print reading “THIS HURT.”

Knuckle tattoo print reading “BACK PAIN.”

Knuckle tattoo print reading “ALAN ALDA.”

Knuckle tattoo print reading “GAME OVER.”

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They should remake “Witches of Eastwick” with Emma Stone, Anna Kendrick, and Zendaya with Matthew McConaughey as the Devil.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Looking for a movie to take me out of today’s sad remembrances. Hey! A recent episode of “Ted Lasso” made me want to rewatch “Stir Crazy.” Let’s watch that! Oh.

Opening shot of “Stir Crazy”, which prominently features the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. Yipes.

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If the democrats win both houses, they should go ahead with the $5000 bribe and make all the republicans point out what a bad idea it is.

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DigDoug @digdoug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mail Call. @coldchef.bsky.social loves us and wants us happy. (Happy pre bday, I got just the thing for you muchacho)

Hand crafted bit of love from coldchef
Two fists with knuckle tats reading POOP FACE

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Pulitzer prize to the first reporter who asks Trump: “If the money is there and it’s so easy to give away, why wouldn’t you give it out right now?”

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

2am Deathcall. Hospice house.

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