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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music

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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I apologize if I offend anyone but fuck wind chimes

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/03/2026

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

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Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

You can’t tell from his expression but he had a very good day.

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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain

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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/10/2025

This is Betty. She prefers the creamy peanut butter, but supposes the extra crunchy kind is fine as well. 13/10 (TT: gaslightgatekeepgirldad)

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Creativity is nourished by play. If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

YOGA CLASS INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog *loud thud GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

May the fourth be with you...

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Cult MTL @cultmtl.com · 04/05/2025

Quebec is the happiest province in Canada This is your brain on poutine. ⚜️

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Quebec is the happiest province in Canada.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 07/04/2025

the woods are lovely, dark and deep there is beaker, hear him meep

6 images of beaker, being beaker, meeping

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Mike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Even Beaker couldn’t fuck things up as much as the other Orange Muppet…

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/02/2025

"Insane how the US grew up right next to Canada and we turned out like this - It's like when one sibling goes to Harvard and the other dies pantless in a meth lab explosion." - Emily Murnane

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

yet another day passes that i’m not wearing a chunky knit cardigan and funky hat while living in a mysterious maine fishing village where everyone smells of pipe tobacco, stew, and murder

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

If you don't make up choose your own adventure stories about every choice in your life please turn to page "must be nice"

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese? It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Most of the time I have no idea what I’m doing. The rest of the time I’m at urgent care.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.

A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Your body, my wood chipper.

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