Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It’s super!! I love falling asleep at my desk.static.klipy.comSleepy FriendsALT: Sleepy Friends 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Waves at you from 3am in Canada. Also having tried allllthose useless things. Yayyy! 110
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When the Costco sized Jug of maple syrup fell, cracked, and went EVERYWHERE. 200
Reposted by KmicalgodSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You're driving on an empty road when you hit it. It doesn't move. Jesus Christ. Nobody saw. You compose yourself. It's just a Muppet. Nobody saw. You get home. Go to bed. Your sleep is restless. When you wake you're warm. Itchy. Your skin feels... dry? Like felt. It's time to play the music 234387
Reposted by KmicalgodAngri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move. 136110382906
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 11/05/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard making a funny face . 100
Reposted by KmicalgodMike @bikeymikey70.bsky.social · 04/05/2026#MayThe4th #StarWarsDaymedia.tenor.coma picture of yoda with the words may the 4th on the bottomALT: a picture of yoda with the words may the 4th on the bottom 182
Reposted by KmicalgodDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I apologize if I offend anyone but fuck wind chimes 4225570
Reposted by KmicalgodJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this 6649171014
Reposted by KmicalgodWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/03/2026This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi) 1166837936
Reposted by Kmicalgodc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty. 146122543705
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 15/02/2026This is why I don’t think a Junghans would survive. One minute yesterday I’m playing my silly little farming video game. The next minute I’m crawling through frozen puddle water trying to figure out where to put a tow rope on a Hyundai. 110
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I look at Junghans pretty frequently but they seem so delicate and I am… not. 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I shall abscond with a yellow the next time I go! And get a passport and deliver it to you. 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Sure. I figured you’d be a blue person but yellow is nicer! 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Good grief. I could get you one for free but I suspect the shipping would be prohibitive. They’re pretty heavy 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Not the tongue, I’m not some kind of key licking heathen. It’ll rip your lips off tho 010
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Where am I supposed to put them while I attempt to unplug my truck while wearing mittens??! 200
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The metal doorknob BURNS in the three seconds it takes to open it. And for gods sake do not put your keys in your mouth because you’re wearing mittens and can’t do ANYTHING WITH MITTENS ON. /end rage 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 26/12/2025You can’t tell from his expression but he had a very good day. 020
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Oh right, it’s Xmas day in the future!! Merry everything to you guys as well!! 010
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I’d waited to order my main 2 presents until they’d be delivered on Saturday, my day off. Hit buy. Delivery WEDNESDAY. They arrived yesterday but still. Panic ensued. 100
Reposted by Kmicalgod💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 18/12/2025if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄 299131905309
Reposted by KmicalgodMillicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar @cenobyte.ca · 28/11/2025This is pretty cool. neurosciencenews.com/neuroscience...neurosciencenews.comYour Brain Has a Built-In Isolation Mode - Neuroscience NewsNew research uncovers the exact immune-to-brain pathway that drives the loss of social motivation during sickness. 022
Reposted by KmicalgodLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Living next to the USA right now feels like being trapped in a car with a drunk driver who is chain smoking stale cigarettes and careening down an icy mountain road in the dark and rain 1317031
Reposted by KmicalgodAndrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it. 8247131135
Reposted by KmicalgodWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/10/2025This is Betty. She prefers the creamy peanut butter, but supposes the extra crunchy kind is fine as well. 13/10 (TT: gaslightgatekeepgirldad) 783438257
Reposted by KmicalgodThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder. 1662680
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Very valid point. See, you guys are smarter. On my way. 100
Kmicalgod @kmicalgod.bsky.social · 20/09/2025This thought occurred to me too, and I’m Canadian. 😐 010
Reposted by KmicalgodJarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Creativity is nourished by play. If it’s possible to fail doing it, then it doesn’t count as play. 2599
