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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

@kittysneezes.com
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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social! Pronouns: he/him

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Snake-tubin'!
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 5h
Also, we need to talk about how "Treat immigrants and people who have no money with respect!" is considered political but "Let's portray a sanitized version of the Confederacy" is not.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 5h
He then pivoted into acting but while he wasn't bad, didn't really find a whole lot of success. But I reckon he did well enough, y'know? It's not like he went back to scamming or anything.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 5h
Marjoe Gortner died. If anyone here hasn't seen the documentary Marjoe, I cannot recommend it highly enough. Basically, Marjoe was a child preacher who ended up becoming disillusioned with the obvious grift, so he did one final tour with a documentary crew to completely expose everything.
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Marjoe Gortner, Preacher and Actor Who Was Subject of Oscar-Winning Doc and Appeared in ‘Earthquake,’ ‘Falcon Crest,’ Dies at 82
Marjoe Gortner, whose childhood as a preacher was the subject of Oscar-winning documentary "Marjoe" and had a career as an actor, died Friday.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 22h
Hi, I'm a "local writer!" You know me, you've seen me tabling at the Saturday farmers market with my self-published 19-volume epic fantasy series "The Chronicles of Astregoliathux: Shadows of Light," written in 18 point font, double-spaced, with the words going ALL the way to the end of the page
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 04/10/2026
And next is "Puppies & Kittens" with @kjy1066.bsky.social of @podside-picnic.bsky.social! www.patreon.com/ritegud/post... RSB's episode goes live for all (at Kittysneezes.com and wherever you get your podcasts) Monday, and this episode on Tuesday—but hear them now for just a buck!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 04/10/2026
SO I AM A DUMMY, and I was SUPPOSED to release these episodes next to the teaser episode of @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social's State of Z Nation. To fix this, they are going up beginning of this week publically, but are both on Patreon right now! First is Sharknado with @rsbenedict.bsky.social!
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🎥 Kathy 📼 Fennessy 📽️ @kcfennessy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the best Nazi Punks Fuck Off films ever made. @seattlecritics.bsky.social present Green Room, fourth in our SFCS at 10 series, Oct 14 at @nwfilmforum.bsky.social. Featuring a live virtual interview with Jeremy Saulnier, who's prepping a new film for '27. Tix and info: tinyurl.com/yc4wf35e
Image of Alia Shawkat and Anton Yelchin with info about the screening.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 03/10/2026
Remember: David Brisbin, best known as Mr. Ernst on Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude, was one of the original otherworldly Woodsmen in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
David Brisbin as Mr. Ernst in the opening credits of the first episode of Hey Dude, “Day One on the Bar None.”David Brisbin as Second Woodsman in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (tbh I’m unsure if this particular still is from the feature film or the deleted scenes).
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy happy Halloween, Halloween, Halloween! Happy happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 03/10/2026
One minute warning!! Come one come all!
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 02/10/2026
Say, what are you doing tonight? If you're free at 8pm Central, come to the @remarkablemedia.cafe where we'll treat you right with all sorts of delicious, bizarre clips! Be there! youtu.be/3_duNwu6BzM
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Animated E-Mail — The Remarkable Media Cafe Show, Ep. 57
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Music Video Time @musicvideotime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just wanna say this video technically counts as talking about lost media due to one of the videos to "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" is not publicly available. Would love for people to be aware of how music videos tend to be undervalued in this era of preservation.
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Travels With Brindle is still composing a silent movie score @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Globe has also published articles by Jesse Singal None of the articles have been about trans people but WHY WOULD YOU HIRE HIM
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Jerna's back! Huzzah!! @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday my podcast went live on the site of @kittysneezes.com Go listen to it there and then subscribe yourself on the platform of your choice. Oh, and if you want to be a guest on the podcast, send me a message! kittysneezes.com/state-of-z-n...
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State of Z Nation: An Introductory Episode
Jerna van Vooren introduces you to her brand new podcast, State of Z Nation, looking at Z Nation, Black Summer and.... Sharknado?
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Screw Tape Letters @muleskinnerpress.net · 30/09/2026
kittysneezes.com/apophany-22-... new me over at @kittysneezes.com talking about pinball machines! the anxiety of standing at a machine! rock band pinball machines! why pinball machines are like dogs!
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APOPHANY #22: SOME NOTES ON PINBALL MACHINES
Pinball hasn’t started making me unhappy yet. Knowing me, there’s still time. But as of now, it feels safe.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 01/10/2026
Now up for all! @muleskinnerpress.net talks pinball, rock and rock pinball! kittysneezes.com/apophany-22-...
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APOPHANY #22: SOME NOTES ON PINBALL MACHINES
Pinball hasn’t started making me unhappy yet. Knowing me, there’s still time. But as of now, it feels safe.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 30/09/2026
or, y'know, 28 days later.... (and while we're on the subject.... I loved Barbarian, but thought Weapons was just kinda okay? I never really got WKUK either, while I'm bitching.)
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 30/09/2026
To be fair, I think the author credits RE as kickstarting the genre after a lull between 1995ish and the first RE movie (first game was 96, and first movie was 2002), so I think while she's acknowledging the 00s Zombie Boom, i think she's crediting RE rather than, y'know 9/11 and such. Sure Jan.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
OH SHIT, DROPOUT GOT HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I worked in TV news, I had a producer who was *sure* that Dinosaurs could *never* have existed. Nothing that big could be alive! She'd derail entire meetings to bring up The Non-Existence of T-Rexes and shit like that. Claimed it was a hoax by scientists to do *something.*
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Video: a chubby, fluffy sandy-colored rat scrubbing his little face industriously.
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Behind the Bastards 🚢 You've heard Martin Niemoller's famous poem about Nazi Germany: "First they came..." In these episodes, Robert exposes Martin's true past as a war criminal and Nazi supporter. @iwriteok.bsky.social @margaret.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/behindthebas...
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
I hope Tim Heidecker sues over what's an obvious infringement of the Dootle Dots IP
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Jerna's back! Huzzah!! @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE'RE LIIIVE!!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
IT'S FINALLY UNLEASHED! @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social's State of Z Nation is out now at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts!! Out now!! kittysneezes.com/state-of-z-n...
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State of Z Nation: An Introductory Episode
Jerna van Vooren introduces you to her brand new podcast, State of Z Nation, looking at Z Nation, Black Summer and.... Sharknado?
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
I assure you Mr blobby is the opposite of polite.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just get overwhelmed with grief for all the brilliance and human potential being suppressed like, the cognitive capacity women have to devote to just… keeping ourselves safe and dealing with trauma that could have gone into art or science or
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/09/2026
New on Patreon, free for all Wednesday! @muleskinnerpress.net writes about pinball, rock bands, and rock bands with pinball machines. www.patreon.com/ritegud/post...
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APOPHANY #22: SOME NOTES ON PINBALL MACHINES | Kittysneezes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
would you 🫵 give this man some shredded cheese
orange cat sitting expectantly on the floor
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/09/2026
Q: When he goes to Mexico, what is Gene Ween’s favorite animal? A: Cooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejo!!!!!!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 27/09/2026
I first read the excerpt without your caption, and in the first half I assumed the "'therapist'" was given quotes because she was all "you should live your life and make you happy" rather than "well, she quit so she could continue doing something widely accepted as torture. she is the good guy."
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still the greatest
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One day I'm going to be watching a TV crime drama and a mock-up newspaper will appear with a headline that actually fits the space on the fucking page. Friends, thanks to the otherwise perfectly acceptable Moonflower Murders, today is not that day
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
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THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stephen King published Misery in 1987. Judging by his portrayal of Annie Wilkes, fandom hasn't changed much since then.
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Confirmed: The ride was wild.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
Theme by @dokpetra.com!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
BRAND NEW AT THE KITTYSNEEZES PATREON! Get an early look at the introductory episode of @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social's brand new podcast State of Z Nation! Drops for everyone on Sept. 29 at Kittysneezes.com and wherever you get your podcasts... but get it NOW for just $1!
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
Starting in 15 minutes!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
This is a really cute design! I like this drawing a lot!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
I never thought i'd be so happy to see a bug make it but here we are
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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