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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

@kittysneezes.com
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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social! Pronouns: he/him

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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 16/09/2026
Coming this month to Kittysneezes, Jerna van Vooren (@nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social) and special guests take you into the world of The Asylum's Black Summer and Z Nation! Join her, won't you? State of Z Nation is available wherever you get your podcasts and at Kittysneezes.com.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 16/09/2026
In honor of Joe shouting me out by conversation topic on tonight’s VCR Party, here’s pictures of my showbiz cat Ollie posing with a member of Negativland.
Oliver, an orange kitty poses with the bonus package Negativland sent out with the first X many copies of Over the Edge Vol. 8: The Chopping Channel. If you bought it they sent you one of Don Joyce’s old radio carts and a small package with a portion of Don Joyce’s cremains. The hype sticker for the album promised early buyers would receive “chopped Negativland member”.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 13/09/2026
ROUND

(a very round pallas' cat sits on their tail. The word ROUND is superimposed over them in IMPACT font with a drop shadow)
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 12/09/2026
The tell: you’ve got a high singsong voice and are constantly inviting folks to get deeeeeeeeeeemented
Che Washington post
An early sign of dementia may be hiding in your voice, new research suggests
News+
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 27/08/2026
one of the funnier attempts at bad clickbait (the answer is “she wrote a very nice note congratulating them”)
Dolly Parton Lost an Oscar to Three 6 Mafia
-What She Did Next Was Pure Dolly
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 18/08/2026
Major Garland Briggs from Twin Peaks shows up in Danger Bay. Celebrate the legendary Don Davis with us! Find Infinite Danger at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 02/08/2026
Hm—i'm trying to buy stuff, but Gumroad won't let me—it's giving me hella errors... I think it let me order the MOVE zine but that's it. Do you have like, a paypal link or something where I could add those to my order? Thanks!
i tried to get DGAH 1-3, the two "Sports is Hell" volumes and Black Arms
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 30/07/2026
As an elder millennial, this headline about a foreign teen doing something hell of dumb in Singapore just seems underwhelming.
BBC NEWS
Singapore fines French teen $465 for viral straw-licking stunt
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/07/2026
Find all about Joyce's varied skillset only by listening to @kasmkave.bsky.social's Infinite Danger, the world's best Danger Bay podcast! Available at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 23/07/2026
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social I think I found your new niche:
YouTube has put “fuccboi anthem” as the lead off to a “children’s music” mix featuring “tom carry, Chappell roan, aunty Donna and more”.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 13/07/2026
I fucking hate this shit. Why do you _think_?
A screenshot of an op-ed from ReligionNews.com, screenshotted as to not give them the traffic because a big reason news outlets run stupid-as-shit op-eds is because hate clicks are still clicks. Said screenshot reads "Sen. Lindsey Graham has died. Why are people responding in such a tasteless way?" and the headline for the article is "How do we respond to Lindsey Graham's death? It matters."

There is a picture of Graham's big ol' melon looking with his default "concerned (not enough evil is happening)" expression.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 03/07/2026
@xinjinmeng.neocities.org MCs be jockin' your style:
someone from an ad about the Bubsy reboot or something?? but the character looks kinda like Temu Xin
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 05/06/2026
TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS HELLHOLE AT THE REMARKABLE MEDIA CAFE

[Image of the two halves of a sandwich. On one hand is two pieces of baloney or similar lunchmeat with thin strips of lettuce running across the top and down between the slices of meat—it looks like a butt in a thong. On the other slice of bread is a hand drawn in mustard. The little holes in there where they didn't actually draw mustard in make it look a little like the hand on the cover of the Genesis _Invisible Touch_ album that freaked me the hell out as a kid. It doesn't freak me out as an adult though, but I do think it's kinda ugly. The sleeve, not the sandwich. Though the hand does give a little bit of trypophobia energy too, so i guess if you got that don't look]

MOLLY FOUND SOME WEIRD PICTUES AND VIDEOS AND STUFF AGAIN, SO COME ON DOWN TO @KITTYSNEEZESCOM YT TONIGHT AT 8:00 CENTRAL FOR THE REMARKABLE MEDIA CAFE SHOW!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/05/2026
a selection of bottles of Jones Soda's infamous Turkey & Gravy Soda.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/05/2026
IMPORTANT REMARKABLE MEDIA CAFE NEWS
A woman wearing a Rejuvenique mask stands in a pastel pink bedroom. 

The image is captioned "Did you hear the news? The Remarkable Media Cafe Show is moving to FRIDAYS! Every Friday at 8:00pm Central on [YouTube Logo] @KittysneezesCom. Come watch some weird found videos and pictures and stuff!"
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 05/05/2026
burger king logo modified to read "god please fuck my mind for good" is it a beefheart reference? a coil reference? follow your heart
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/02/2026
This is truly the greatest stunt in TV history, nay, world history. Learn more with @kasmkave.bsky.social's Infinite Danger, available at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 23/02/2026
THIS JUST IN: citizens report being ready to rock
Rap star declares Seattle as one of the best crowds during thrilling show
The Seattle Times • 3h
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 21/02/2026
@councilofgeeks.bsky.social
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 14/02/2026
A pet peeve of mine: Oh, really, Nick Cave was talking about his favorite guitarists when he said that Fripp and Gilmour were among his favorite guitarists?? Thank you for that added context, it was so enlightening!!
A picture of Nick Cave with inset circles of Robert Fripp and David Gilmour. The text, a pull quote from an article, reads "'To this day, Robert Fripp and David Gilmour are giants to me and remain among my favourite guitarists.' - Nick Cave on his favourite guitarists"
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 12/02/2026
yes yes prone bone is nice and all but what about fonebone?
it's fonebone
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 10/02/2026
Listen to @kasmkave.bsky.social's Infinite Danger at Kittysneezes.com and wherever you get your podcasts to find out all about the Most Haunted Powerhouse In British Columbia.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 05/02/2026
Are you doing anything tonight at 8pm Central? YES YOU ARE: You're watching the premiere of the new @remarkablemedia.cafe episode live! Be there!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 04/02/2026
Listen to @kasmkave.bsky.social's Infinite Danger, the best podcast you'll ever hear in your life, at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/01/2026
Rat Tail+Sea Doo=Cool Listen to @kasmkave.bsky.social's Infinite Danger at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 24/01/2026
Another angle showing the production. Here you can actually see the giant energy dome. You can also see the other cats on the ground along with the crew for the shoot. They were probably either WB interns or MOTHER interns. Or both, idk, i wasn't there. I just watched the livestream for at least 3 full repeats of the album. Probably more.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 24/01/2026
sometimes i still think about you, King Orange.
An orange cat with a white chin looks out a window. This screencap was taken (not by me) from the DEVO "Something For Everybody" pre-release livestream party where they livestreamed the album on repeat for a few hours to a room full of cats with a giant blue energy dome cat-climber bed thing. King Orange quickly became a fan-favorite because he was a big orange boy who mostly sat on top of the giant energy dome. All hail King Orange.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 23/01/2026
Find out more about the Cosby Mysteries (well, okay, find out this exact amount about the Cosby Mysteries) and more by listening to Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social, available at Kittysneezes.com and wherever fine podcasts are downloaded.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 16/01/2026
I have obtained Adequate Molten Sand!! (Seriously “Same” is an outstanding album, I highly recommend!)
Me holding OK GLASS’ album Same on vinyl
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 12/01/2026
Infinite Danger: Scout's Honour! #DangerBay #Canada #Vancouver #podcast #shorts #funny #retro Be sure to listen to Infinite Danger, available at Kittysneezes.com and wherever you get your podcasts!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/12/2025
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 21/12/2025
Honestly that's the best guess I think, but... I googled the cartoonist to see what else he'd done and a bunch of short lived strips, including one for a french-canadian paper. This one's not great either, but at least it's got a parsable gag though I'm not sure if it's implied the kid caused it?
A one-panel comic strip where a plumber goes down to a flooded basement to see a kid happily paddling around in a washtub with a shovel. Debris floats around. The water looks like it's supposed to be about a foot or two high, except you can tell that the plumber is on the final step as that's where the bannister ends. (This part would read better if the bannister was poking out of the water, but unlike the His/Hers strip, at least there's a central understandable gag, even if it's executed somewhat poorly.)
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 16/12/2025
The ad (looks like I was wrong about Freberg on this one though, but his ads are also worth checking out for an example of the changing advertising landscape) miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fi...
The 1961 Lemon ad:  

This Volkswagen missed the boot.
The chrome strip on the glove comportment is blemished and must be replaced. Chances are you wouldn't have noticed it; Inspector Kurt Kroner did.
There ore 3,389 men at our Wolfsburg fac. tory with only one job: to inspect Volkswagens at each stage of production. (3000 Volkswagens are produced daily; there are more inspectors Lemon.
than cors.)
Every shock absorber is tested Ispot checking won't dol, every windshield is scanned.

VWs have been rejected for surface scrotches barely visible to the eye.
Final inspection is really something! VW inspectors run each car off the line onto the Funktionsprüfstand (cor test standl, tote up 189 check points, gun ahead to the automatic brake stand, and say "no" to one VW out of fifty.
This preoccupation with detail means the
VW lasts longer and requires loss mainte. nance, by and large, than other cars. Ilt also
means a used VW depreciotes less than any other car.
We pluck the lemons; you got the plums.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/11/2025
thanks for your protection Bluesky mods:
The below skeet by The Screens of Pete and Pete. It is labeled "Graphic Media" and shows Little Pete lying down in the woods. He is fine.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 18/11/2025
Greg Ginn's branchin' out
An email from my spam folder. It has been sent by "SST news" and is promoting "senior living options designed for you." (SST was also a seminal punk label founded by Greg Ginn of Black Flag and ended up fighting with most of its artists, including Negativland. SST sued Negativland for reprinting its press releases. Y'know, the things that are meant to be reprinted and shared. Part of the settlement included that SST would be given 8 pages in Negativand's book _Fair Use_ about the U2/Kasem/SST lawsuits over the U2 single. Instead of giving their side of the story or any additional context, SST's pages were used to insult Negativland repeatedly.)
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 17/11/2025
Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 12/11/2025
New business idea:
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 24/10/2025
This is why photo choice matters. This is a sad story, but due to the picture all I can think of is "I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO'S BETTER THAN THAT / AND NOTHIN' IS BETTER THAN THIS / IS IT??"
A picture of my RSS feed; it's a Dateline article, about Christine Amanpour revealing her cancer has returned. Unfortunately the picture is of her in a white blazer, sitting in a white chair that makes her look like she's wearing David Byrne's big suit from Stop Making Sense. (It took me ages to realize, no, those aren't actually her shoulders.)
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 17/10/2025
Dang after all this time I guess he’s just been slumming it with pixies (via @avgeeks.bsky.social )
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 20/09/2025
A reminder—with all the shit like the Charlie Kirk hagiography as well as general dumbassery like this, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. That's why this shit exists. Hate clicks are still clicks. If you don't click, don't share, don't interact, eventually this will go away. Eventually.
Some dumbass bullshit from CNN about how Ellen Degeneres was "cancelled" by "the left" over "microaggressions" instead of, you know, creating a toxic work environment.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 15/09/2025
Or if you prefer to learn things vertically:
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/08/2025
There was another font in the late '90s through 00's. I didn't like it as much as the OG, but oh well! www.tomrichmond.com/mad-appearan...
A panel from "Traf-Ecch", a parody of "Traffic" that shows the middle font of MAD parodies.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 12/08/2025
...except in being my buddy, too. Cats are the best.
Ollie, being a silly boy. He is a short-haired orange kitty with white socks. Sinclair Lewis, a big fluffy orange creamsicle kitty, wearing an Altoids tin as haute couture.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 03/07/2025
I am not clicking because the only way to fight clickbait bullshit is to not click but oh my god fuck this so hard
Guardian headline:
Was Thatcher right to ban 'video nasties'?
I binged Zombie Flesh Eaters and Slaughtered Vomit Dolls to find out
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 05/06/2025
It’s got a beat and you can dance to it and it’s got a good message: bein fat rocksssss
Todd T. Squirrel is fat. He says “‘Course I’m fat! Bein fat rocks!”
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/05/2025
Anyone know what this is?
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/05/2025
Ollie, an orange cat with white socks lounges against his scratcher, looking utterly casual
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 23/05/2025
My cat seems to really like Dogwalk by Creep-P, as soon as it came on he woke up and went to the tv
Ollie, an orange cat stares at the speaker as Dogwalk plays
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 22/05/2025
I am always amused when someone does a dogshit comic to call out why people are just pretending to like another comic.
an immaculately rendered by me image of a person declaring "you're not a REAL cartoonist like ME!"
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 14/05/2025
Listen to Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social to find out all about baby belugas, Baby Beluga, and the horrors of Bebop Beluga. Available at kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts!
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