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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

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Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social! Pronouns: he/him

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
OH SHIT, DROPOUT GOT HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I worked in TV news, I had a producer who was *sure* that Dinosaurs could *never* have existed. Nothing that big could be alive! She'd derail entire meetings to bring up The Non-Existence of T-Rexes and shit like that. Claimed it was a hoax by scientists to do *something.*
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Video: a chubby, fluffy sandy-colored rat scrubbing his little face industriously.
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Behind the Bastards 🚢 You've heard Martin Niemoller's famous poem about Nazi Germany: "First they came..." In these episodes, Robert exposes Martin's true past as a war criminal and Nazi supporter. @iwriteok.bsky.social @margaret.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/behindthebas...
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
I hope Tim Heidecker sues over what's an obvious infringement of the Dootle Dots IP
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Jerna's back! Huzzah!! @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE'RE LIIIVE!!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 29/09/2026
IT'S FINALLY UNLEASHED! @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social's State of Z Nation is out now at Kittysneezes.com or wherever you get your podcasts!! Out now!! kittysneezes.com/state-of-z-n...
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State of Z Nation: An Introductory Episode
Jerna van Vooren introduces you to her brand new podcast, State of Z Nation, looking at Z Nation, Black Summer and.... Sharknado?
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just get overwhelmed with grief for all the brilliance and human potential being suppressed like, the cognitive capacity women have to devote to just… keeping ourselves safe and dealing with trauma that could have gone into art or science or
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/09/2026
New on Patreon, free for all Wednesday! @muleskinnerpress.net writes about pinball, rock bands, and rock bands with pinball machines. www.patreon.com/ritegud/post...
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APOPHANY #22: SOME NOTES ON PINBALL MACHINES | Kittysneezes
APOPHANY #22: SOME NOTES ON PINBALL MACHINES by Kittysneezes on Patreon. Join Kittysneezes's community for exclusive content and updates.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
would you 🫵 give this man some shredded cheese
orange cat sitting expectantly on the floor
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 28/09/2026
Q: When he goes to Mexico, what is Gene Ween’s favorite animal? A: Cooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejo!!!!!!!
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still the greatest
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One day I'm going to be watching a TV crime drama and a mock-up newspaper will appear with a headline that actually fits the space on the fucking page. Friends, thanks to the otherwise perfectly acceptable Moonflower Murders, today is not that day
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Social Reckoning (2026)
Jeremy Strong, doing a much better impersonation of Mark Zuckerberg, to the point you can't bear to listen or watch.

"From Aaron Sorkin, writer of the Social Network but not David Fincher. So Don't Get Your Hopes up"

DO YOU REALLY
WANNA SPEND
ANOTHER 2 HOURS
THINKING ABOUT ME?
WE COULDN'T EVEN GET
TRENT REZNOR BACK

The Social Reckoning
Really? that's the title? Woof.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stephen King published Misery in 1987. Judging by his portrayal of Annie Wilkes, fandom hasn't changed much since then.
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Confirmed: The ride was wild.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
BRAND NEW AT THE KITTYSNEEZES PATREON! Get an early look at the introductory episode of @nextmooregoscinny.bsky.social's brand new podcast State of Z Nation! Drops for everyone on Sept. 29 at Kittysneezes.com and wherever you get your podcasts... but get it NOW for just $1!
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
Starting in 15 minutes!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
This is a really cute design! I like this drawing a lot!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 26/09/2026
I never thought i'd be so happy to see a bug make it but here we are
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Remarkable Media Cafe @remarkablemedia.cafe · 26/09/2026
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 25/09/2026
haus of decline's steven universe vs hitler comic edited

panel one now says steven universe vs america

panel two now says "what if we vote harder"

panel three is the same

panel four has been edited to say "I think we're gonna have to fully destroy and rebuild any system that would allow this to happen in the first place steven"
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/09/2026
It's Friday!! And since TGIF has been off the air for 20 some years and you can't settle in and watch Urkel ask for cheese, why not try the @remarkablemedia.cafe Show instead! Be there tonight at 8pm central! (bring your own cheese) youtu.be/QU629lSLBG0
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Unaesthetic Vibes Only — The Remarkable Media Cafe Show, Ep. 56
YouTube video by KittysneezesCom
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IMPORTANT: detroiters is leaving netflix on oct 15, get your rewatch in now!!!!
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 25/09/2026
Since the WaPo idiotically puts ACTUAL IMPORTANT INFO TO KNOW behind a paywall, here's the direct link to the list of brands affected. www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-aler... Though the meat came from an NC farm, it was distributed nationwide via A&D foods in GA. So if you have any A&D products, check!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Republicans excusing literal animal fucking while scaremongering about people who draw cartoon animals really feels like a microcosm for the whole movement
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I updated my will very recently due to *everything* and have changed the song I want to blare if I get buried. It is no longer "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band, it is the "Hey Dude" theme song. I'm not joking; I'm just an exhausting human being. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aai...
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Hey Dude Theme & Intro (HQ)
YouTube video by antmaurizio
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fun fact about Alexander Tille, who wrote the much-reviled original English translation: He was a Scrooge-like eugenicist who believed that the most noble act of the "surplus person" was to die young. Then, as if to prove his point, *he* kicked the bucket at 46. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clara, the rescued sea otter, is showing off her lightning-fast tippy-tappies! Those speedy paws aren’t just adorable; they’re a natural skill sea otters use to crack open hard-shelled snacks like clams and crabs, using rocks as tools. Smart, speedy, and seriously cute. #SeaOtterAwarenessWeek
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's so awesome that it doesn't matter if you're a radical leftie or a VBNMW type who just wants to see some basic consequences for the prez, and it doesn't matter how popular the demand you have is, these motherfuckers just don't care what you think regardless
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate selling stuff, I hate self-advertising, but I have to do it!
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
woke up today thinking about how reagan ignored the aids crisis and publicly abandoned his close friend rock hudson to die, and how a lot of democrats today would see that and say "well he was just making the pragmatic electable decision"
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新金梦 Happy πVisibility Day @xinjinmeng.neocities.org · 20/09/2026
Identified Xinjinmeng #artistXinjinmeng #LetMeDoTheFace #artistXinjinmeng
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 23/09/2026
TIL there’s ANOTHER 80s synthpop single called Here to Go! I’ve always had a hunch I should explore cabaret Voltaire more so that is on me. This is great. youtu.be/oln-4qcSklc?...
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Cabaret Voltaire - Here To Go (Single Version, 2026 Remaster) [Official Video]
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's awesome how all the most dense, annoying motherfuckers you know are going hard for AI right now to let everyone know they're not worth listening to
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Ian W. Hill @geminicollision.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He directed several of those B&B videos, too! The childhood friendship of Bill Mumy, Robert Haimer, Bill Paxton, and Miguel Ferrer resulted in some very cool stuff.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The HWA grievance committee is run by the failed Trump judicial Nominee who praised the Klan? Seems not ideal!
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Aaron Alexovich @aaronalexovich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've never seen a Lichtenstein piece that looked more interesting than the panel he stole.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 22/09/2026
I've always adored this song. Bill Paxton also showed up in most of the Barnes & Barnes videos, and from everything i've heard, was just a rad guy all around.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ProPublica got the literal check Collins was bribed with.
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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees @kittysneezes.com · 22/09/2026
This is a legit great piece. Check it out. Rush are the best dudes.
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Brilliant! And yet...incredibly stupid @donnastphibes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For some reason Bear Manor Books did not inform me they released my book yesterday! But they did and now you can buy all kinds of different versions of it on Amazon! www.amazon.com/Ballads-Song... #filmsky #JulianSands
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Nash the Slash Rises Again! @nstra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, New York! Be the first in your state to see our documentary on Nash the Slash, this Saturday (Sept 26) at the Long Island Music Documentary Film Festival. #NewYork #LongIsland #NashTheSlash #Cinema #documentary #GaryNuman #IggyPop #NYC #ElectronicMusic #horror #Residents
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